Senate Okays Geithner, Who Can't Balance His Own Checkbook

Mexican-using payroll cheater Tim "Turbo Tax" Geithner has been approved by the Senate Finance Committee! This means the full Senate will surely anoint him our new Financial Dictator, and then the Economy will be saved, hooray! Geithner is best known for being heavily involved in the disastrous Paulson Bailout Scheme, which has done nothing but burn up $700 billion. Change! [ New York Times ]