Ok here is something annoying: when your journalistic media groups bill an interview as somebody “speaking out” on a topic when in fact they’re just mouthing the blandest pablum imaginable. Why even bother devoting another whole post to boring old Meghan McCain and her insistence that her boring mother has a really fun sense of humor? Well, because it’s a slow news day, that’s why. Plus HA, she had to be awake and in some terrible TV studio in Arizona at 5 o’clock this morning. [CNN]
MEH
January 22, 2009
Meghan McCain ‘Speaks Out,’ On Nothing
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Hah. I thought rich people could afford to not be chubby.
Haha….she worked for two years. That’s funny.
She’s going to make great scooter trash at Sturgis.
My screen stretches her face out horizontally which gives her some ranine qualities.
ok……back to the hot gay intern!
“Malformed Error”? is that some html gobbledygook or a CNN headline re Meghan McCain? Please let me be the first to take that cheap shot.
I want to know if she was wearing heels. http://wonkette.com/405412/americas-sweetheart-meghan-mccain-still-angry-about-sarah-palin-barack-obama
Also, the frequent “you know’s” have disqualified her from being appointed to Mo Udall’s old seat.
i like her resume on the side bar. “founder of McCain Blogette” I’m the founder of Deepthroat’s facebook page!
[re=225593]shanemacgowan[/re]: But she could run in alaska, also.
I like how she’s talking about Obama winning now, after he has been inaugurated and started bringing the Hope & Change, as if he has just won and maybe America should think about setting aside its divisions from the election.
so dang unfiltered
GET A JOB BITCH
You expected great thoughts from Meghan McCain? You can’t get blood from a turnip, I’m afraid.
I have taken dumps that “speak out” more than this.
CNN’s John Roberts is more eloquent than his namesake.
[re=225588]bluetom00[/re]: That was really mean of them to post the video in the squished-down format, making her look ever more of a chubbo. C’mon, Wonkette. Stop being so mean to Meggie.
She needs a pearl necklace to match those loopy earrings. If you know what I mean. And I know you do.
Meghan, poor dear Meghan. People attacked for superficial reasons because that is the political culture your father helped permit and foster over the last 8 years. Get real. If he would have spoken out forcibly against the smears coming from his Rovian superiors a lot of that would have been blunted. Instead, for whatever reason(s) he allowed it to pass. He made a pact with and for the devil’s support. Thus epic fail. I haz sad 4 u.
Next thing you know, she’ll announce her candidacy for Hills’ Senate seat.
Also, she looks like the head teller at my local Wachovia. Big silver hoops are sooo 2003.
What a hard-hitting interview: “Meghan, what do you think of your mom?” “Oh, I think my mom is great, y’know?”
“Y’know” is how the latest generation of McCains says “My friends.”
[re=225610]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: My daughters call earrings like that “Bratz earrings.” Strangely appropriate in this case.
I just thought of something. A friend dumped a bunch of old folk music CD’s on my desk the other day, and it occurred to me that Megan looks a lot like the younger, prettier Mary Travers as pictured on the cover of a Peter Paul and Mary album.
Here’s a more recent shot of Mary Travers. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40608000/jpg/_40608025_maryap_203.jpg
Just sayin’.
The HEAD BOBS! Dear Lord, the sheer amount of head bobs!
When she talks her head shakes more than Katharine Hepburn in her 70s.
Moar bearfut laptop pikshurs, less this plz.
[re=225627]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Well that’s not very nice. And oh so appropriate, too!
If you add an ‘H’ to a word for no reason it shows how rich you are; yacht, Meghan, Oprah.
Lascauxcaveman: Thanks. Pre-eaten oatmeal & coffee now on my keyboard.
She may be a McCain and a Republican, but her hot purty mouth isn’t.
Can she please go away now? With Palin and JTP? Can’t those 15 minutes be up already?
mmmmmmm puppy fat…..
“[Sarah Palin] has a beautiful family.”
I think it’s amusing that this has become the way of saying “I hate this person and won’t praise him/her but won’t directly admit that and need to make some sort of statement” in contemporary American politics (cf. Obama’s “beautiful daughters”)
[re=225601]GlennBecksFelch[/re]: thanks to 8 years of bush she can’t get a job. so she’s just going to talk until her boobs explode.
I’m withholding judgement until she stars in her own Squirt genre vid.
[re=225590]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “ranine” …. wow.
[re=225643]Scarab[/re]: Actually, yacht has a “c” for no reason. May I suggest “Murdoch?”
What say we introduce her to Joe the Plumber. They can become ‘Merka’s super couple since Levi, Bristol, and little Conglomerationseditionary Johnston just aren’t cutting it. Imagine how proud daddy would be if his baby married the Average Joe just like he married the Average Cindy.
[re=225712]HuddledMass[/re]:
I’ve been waiting 3 years, 7 months, 1 week, 6 days and a couple of hours to use that word. Reader’s Digest rocks.
That’s weird: if I didn’t have a job and interviewed my mom on my blog, I would be called a “LOSER” (in all caps cuz thats teh interwub). Instead, she’s called a “Contributer.” What a difference a few random millions make!
I would have thought she would have more of a smoker’s rasp. Not sure why…
“Puppy fat”? Yeah, but she’s fine…
How about a post on Ashley Biden? She’s the new political hawtness. Plus she doesn’t look like she just ate Wilson Phillips.
[re=225730]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Woah, I thought you meant “canine,” which I could sort of see.
‘pablum’??? wtf??!! wonkette going all british on us??!?!
Is the concept of “media bias” a new idea to her? She sounds like she thinks she’s the first person to implicate the New York Times with that accusation… Sorry, Megan. Ann Coulter and every other shitball on the planet already beat you there.
Additionally, does anyone get the feeling that this is part of the Republicans’ rebranding efforts? New, young, attractive face dutifully repeating the same bullshit they’ve been droning for years. I don’t know. Maybe she’s just being a nutball of her own accord, but I would watch for this developing into a trend.
Be vigilant.
Does the wording under her pic mean she’s admitted Barry’s her father? With Sarah Palin? She does sorta have his eyes, and definitely Sarah’s wit.
John Roberts should stick to fuckin’ up the presidential oath.
Really: Who the hell on this planet cares what Meghan McCain thinks?
CNN: Please stick with reporting real news and talking to real people who matter.
No one gives a damn what MeGag McCain thinks, does or says.
[re=225721]BetterDaysAreComing[/re]: Great idea! They should get a Fox reality show as a wedding gift.
Christ, I’m so sick of both Republicans and Democrats who keep saying “Oh, we have to look forward, not to the past.” Bullshit! It’s the PAST that teaches us valuable lessons about how to not fuck up again: for example, if you stick your hand in the fire, it burns. But let’s not look back to that painful memory, let’s just look at the pretty fire and think about how it must be pretty awesome to stick your hand in ………ARRRRRRRRRHGHHHHH! It burns!
[re=225800]snideinplainsight[/re]: I’m just obsessed with chubby blondes. I think it has something to do with my mother…
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