Norm Coleman Has A New Job!

Norm Coleman, the humanoid Flowbee and lizard-king who represented Minnesota in the Senate, once, would like to be a senator again but the nasty courts are still legislating from the bench. So while he waits for whatever legal stuff to confirm that he is, in fact, a loser, he has taken a(nother) new, awesomer job.

Yes, America! There is still a single job left to be had in this country, and Norm Coleman took it.

He will be a consultant and strategic advisor to the Republican Jewish Coalition -- a group so powerful that it managed to persuade a full 21 percent of Jewish voters to go for McCain in the 2008 presidential election. Norm Coleman will only add to their sterling lineup.

 Coleman takes a job [Ben Smith]