Wonkette
- CRYPTIC DISPATCH FROM CHILDREN’S BALL: A Wonkette child operative writes this horrifying message about the kid’s ball, at which Barry and Michelle just slow-danced: “Youth ball is under siege: They aren’t letting people in and the crowd is on the brink of crshing.” Hmm, we do not know this latest youth slang, “crshing.” Is that what they call sniffing the stuff under the sink these days?
Children’s ball, eh?
[insert Republican pedophile reference here]
Annoying? The only thing annoying about a youth ball is when you have to help them with their homework.
crashing? crushing? crooooshing? inquiring minds need to know!
Where’s Mark Foley? He liked playing around with youth balls.
What is the “youth ball?” A dumping ground for politician’s kids so they can orgy like Sybarrites while their progeny sip Diet Coke and eat Drake’s Cakes, none the wiser?
i liked watching gary tuchman complain about how loud it was, in the ball with the youngsters (cut off age: 35).
naveed: The kiddies are gonna start making potty-mouth talk, is all.
Don’t eat the peanut butter Little Debbie snacks.
All the other kids are just staring at Barry & Michelle’s girls, wondering if maybe they too would look so cute if their parents lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
chascates: The thoughts you ascribe to children are likely too kind.
Stay innocent. Or don’t. But either way, you have to imagine there were plenty of ten-year-old thoughts of “I’d hit that”. They just grow up so fast these days….
Hey, you ‘youths’, get off my
lawnball!greensprout: He fumbled Fall Out Boy’s name too! Couldn’t CNN send the cute 20-something chick who reports on the internet to cover that one?