THE YOUTH BALL LOOKS ANNOYING  10:58 pm January 20, 2009

by Jim Newell

  • CRYPTIC DISPATCH FROM CHILDREN’S BALL: A Wonkette child operative writes this horrifying message about the kid’s ball, at which Barry and Michelle just slow-danced: “Youth ball is under siege: They aren’t letting people in and the crowd is on the brink of crshing.” Hmm, we do not know this latest youth slang, “crshing.” Is that what they call sniffing the stuff under the sink these days?

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 12 comments }

rambone January 20, 2009 at 11:05 pm

Children’s ball, eh?

[insert Republican pedophile reference here]

SayItWithWookies January 20, 2009 at 11:07 pm

Annoying? The only thing annoying about a youth ball is when you have to help them with their homework.

naveed January 20, 2009 at 11:09 pm

crashing? crushing? crooooshing? inquiring minds need to know!

ManchuCandidate January 20, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Where’s Mark Foley? He liked playing around with youth balls.

Mr Blifil January 20, 2009 at 11:44 pm

What is the “youth ball?” A dumping ground for politician’s kids so they can orgy like Sybarrites while their progeny sip Diet Coke and eat Drake’s Cakes, none the wiser?

greensprout January 21, 2009 at 12:17 am

i liked watching gary tuchman complain about how loud it was, in the ball with the youngsters (cut off age: 35).

Lascauxcaveman January 21, 2009 at 12:18 am

[re=224209]naveed[/re]: The kiddies are gonna start making potty-mouth talk, is all.

saggyboobedhag January 21, 2009 at 12:18 am

Don’t eat the peanut butter Little Debbie snacks.

chascates January 21, 2009 at 1:07 am

All the other kids are just staring at Barry & Michelle’s girls, wondering if maybe they too would look so cute if their parents lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

jbd January 21, 2009 at 5:00 am

[re=224293]chascates[/re]: The thoughts you ascribe to children are likely too kind.

Stay innocent. Or don’t. But either way, you have to imagine there were plenty of ten-year-old thoughts of “I’d hit that”. They just grow up so fast these days….

TGY January 21, 2009 at 5:10 am

Hey, you ‘youths’, get off my lawn ball!

Sassette January 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm

[re=224252]greensprout[/re]: He fumbled Fall Out Boy’s name too! Couldn’t CNN send the cute 20-something chick who reports on the internet to cover that one?

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