A Full Minute And Seven Seconds Of Dick Cheney In His Wheelchair, Without Commentary

C-SPAN was made for these moments. We don't need any play-by-play, we don't need quick cut shots, we don't need pundits -- all we need is extended raw footage of Dick Cheney being pushed around in his wheelchair, clutching his panda-fur-coated cane, and eventually being thrown into a car destined for a steep ditch in Wyoming. [ YouTube ]