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Washington Post March of the Living Dead

BRAINS ....
Your latest report from the brave yet doomed COMICS CURMUDGEON: “Attempted to get to mall at 7th, were told it was full and we should go to 14th. Now we are trudging through this Le Corbusier-style hellscape. We will end up watching the speech from Arlington, in an Olive Garden, obviously. Sent from my iPhone.” Even elitists need bottomless grease-bread sticks! [Earlier Josh Reports]


10:38 AM on Tue January 20 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. Mr Blifil says at 10:41 am, January 20th, 2009

    Looks like the scenes from Cloverfield, except without the attractive finger-banging 20-somethings.

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 10:42 am, January 20th, 2009

    REMEMBER THE BART SHOOTING THING. RIOT. RIOT!!1!!!!~1!!1

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 10:43 am, January 20th, 2009

    Should someone tell Josh to get out of Anacostia before dark?

  4. 28 days later…

  5. There is plenty of room to watch from Scranton.

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 10:47 am, January 20th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Not that that’s Anacostia, obviously, but it sounds like he’s headed south.

  7. Who’s the person in the mouse costume and where are her ears?

  8. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:53 am, January 20th, 2009

    …isn’t he going the wrong direction? I heard the line to get in starts in Fairfax.

  9. actor212 says at 10:55 am, January 20th, 2009

    Well, of COURSE zombies are marching in DC!

    There’s real braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins to be had now!

  10. contentsunderpressure says at 11:56 am, January 20th, 2009

    Is that lady wearing a mink or a sable? Hope she didn’t have to go into a Porta-Potty or squat in an alley with that gear.

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