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Washington Post March of the Living Dead

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Your latest report from the brave yet doomed COMICS CURMUDGEON: “Attempted to get to mall at 7th, were told it was full and we should go to 14th. Now we are trudging through this Le Corbusier-style hellscape. We will end up watching the speech from Arlington, in an Olive Garden, obviously. Sent from my iPhone.” Even elitists need bottomless grease-bread sticks! [Earlier Josh Reports]

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  • Mr Blifil

    Looks like the scenes from Cloverfield, except without the attractive finger-banging 20-somethings.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    REMEMBER THE BART SHOOTING THING. RIOT. RIOT!!1!!!!~1!!1

  • SayItWithWookies

    Should someone tell Josh to get out of Anacostia before dark?

  • Min

    28 days later…

  • Rush

    There is plenty of room to watch from Scranton.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=222759]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Not that that’s Anacostia, obviously, but it sounds like he’s headed south.

  • P.T.T.

    Who’s the person in the mouse costume and where are her ears?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …isn’t he going the wrong direction? I heard the line to get in starts in Fairfax.

  • actor212

    Well, of COURSE zombies are marching in DC!

    There’s real braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins to be had now!

  • contentsunderpressure

    Is that lady wearing a mink or a sable? Hope she didn’t have to go into a Porta-Potty or squat in an alley with that gear.