FAIL  10:38 am January 20, 2009

Washington Post March of the Living Dead

by Ken Layne

Your latest report from the brave yet doomed COMICS CURMUDGEON: “Attempted to get to mall at 7th, were told it was full and we should go to 14th. Now we are trudging through this Le Corbusier-style hellscape. We will end up watching the speech from Arlington, in an Olive Garden, obviously. Sent from my iPhone.” Even elitists need bottomless grease-bread sticks! [Earlier Josh Reports]


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Mr Blifil January 20, 2009 at 10:41 am

Looks like the scenes from Cloverfield, except without the attractive finger-banging 20-somethings.

shortsshortsshorts January 20, 2009 at 10:42 am


SayItWithWookies January 20, 2009 at 10:43 am

Should someone tell Josh to get out of Anacostia before dark?

Min January 20, 2009 at 10:43 am

28 days later…

Rush January 20, 2009 at 10:47 am

There is plenty of room to watch from Scranton.

SayItWithWookies January 20, 2009 at 10:47 am

[re=222759]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Not that that’s Anacostia, obviously, but it sounds like he’s headed south.

P.T.T. January 20, 2009 at 10:49 am

Who’s the person in the mouse costume and where are her ears?

AngryBlakGuy January 20, 2009 at 10:53 am

…isn’t he going the wrong direction? I heard the line to get in starts in Fairfax.

actor212 January 20, 2009 at 10:55 am

Well, of COURSE zombies are marching in DC!

There’s real braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins to be had now!

contentsunderpressure January 20, 2009 at 11:56 am

Is that lady wearing a mink or a sable? Hope she didn’t have to go into a Porta-Potty or squat in an alley with that gear.

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