Dick Cheney Cripples Himself Packing Boxes
Here's left-wing liberal Keith Olbermann gleefully delivering the breaking news that Dick Cheney has somehow destroyed his entire body moving boxes into his new CIA-gazing home. Cheney's so massively dead right now that he will have to attend tomorrow's Inauguration in a wheelchair. There is nothing -- NOTHING -- funny about this. It is SERIOUS. [ YouTube ]