Wonkette
- Fascist propaganda organ “HBO” (Hussein Barack Obama) is censoring all footage of the Inauguration concert, just because they have legal ownership of that footage. [AMERICAblog]
- Obama wants to prevent all the teevees from going digital, a plan that was written into our very Constitution, because he is in the tank for Sprint, secretly. [RedState]
- Pilot Sully and his biological family and his sky family have all earned tickets to the Inauguration. [Daily Kos]
- Ben Smith and Jonathan Martin have located the wandering David Plouffe, King of Thebes. [Ben Smith]
- Here is some terrifyingly sexual portraiture of a handful of the least attractive US Presidents. [44 Presidents Coming]
I didn’t really get the Roosevelt ‘Teddy Bear’ subcontext until now, seeing all that chest hair.
If Obama can stop those annoying commercials and scrolls touting the digital changeover he will be our greatest president.
Here is some terrifyingly sexual portraiture of a handful of the least attractive US Presidents.
Well. That was pretty anti-climactic. And just a little creepy.
With a last name like ‘Plouffle’ poor David must have had it rough growing up.
That portrait of Nixon’s O-Face gives new meaning to the lyrics,
“Tin Soldiers and Nixon’s Coming…”
Is there a secret meaning that Grover Cleveland is number 22 AND number 24?
Franklin Pierce is Fierce
I could have happily lived my entire life without seeing that 44 Presidents site.
Min: I’m having no trouble whatsoever resisting the urge to click that link
Ahhahaha, Red State. I was wondering what all the miserable little Republicans shit rags were doing this week while everyone else in the country was drunk with drink and glee.
James Buchanan looks like he’s receiving the Shocker. Which I was thinking wasn’t biologically possible, until I remembered this was James Buchanan.
Okay, I clicked on the 44 Presidents link. I suppose I deserve the night terrors.
Thanks, Wonkette!
You win again, Rule 34!
Here is some terrifyingly sexual portraiture of a handful of the least attractive US Presidents
They all look like Jacob Marley to me.
teebob2000: Didn’t you know? He was the only multiply orgasmic president. It’s in all the history books.
Wow, I think Teddy Roosevelt was continually cumming…
Digital conversion…Does this mean Barry wants to deny Joe the Plumber yet another legitimate job? First, Plumbin’, then Reportin’ now Infomercialin’
SPREADIN’ DA WEALTHS HAS GOTS TOO FAR!
Those Obamination tixxx are probably also on eBay. These people stood in the icy Hudson, why would they want to stand in icy DC too?
Mahousu: My first thought was he looked so surprised by teh buttsecks.
Rule 34 owned me with the shopping cart gang bang.
actor212: Deeeeeee-light-ful
is what he would say
Terry: Agreed. Now let us never speak of it again.
Would have been alot more realistic if William Rufus King was in the Buchanan picture.
Mahousu: Win!
From Fox: “Tonight on Glenn Beck: Gov. Sarah Palin …”
I’m breathlessly awaiting, you betcha. Should go well with a bottle of cheap port and a bag of stale corn chips.
Man, my life wasn’t complete until I saw a charcoal drawing of Ford dropping loads all over Betty. And Carter looked like he was doing smack.
PS: I was at the intersection of Seaman and Cumming Streets in New York City this weekend. Srsly. Cue Beavis & Butt-Head style snickering.
ONLY 43 GUYS INCLUDING OBAMA HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT
BECAUSE GROVER CLEVELAND WAS PRESIDENT TWICE NON CONSECUTIVELY!
@pres beeble: Is that anywhere near the corner of Clinton and Bush in B’klyn? Or Christopher and Gay in the west village?
I’ve seen George Washington’s cum face.. now I can die happy, which I intend to do now.
Re: grody presidents
For the first time in ever, I can’t wait for tomorrow.
Terry: Presidential Portraits: scarifing. Poor Polk looks like he stepped out of a Steven King flic.
But the horror could be worse, oh so far worse:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/presidentsday/color/43.html
That Obama would use his newly elected office to channel favors to his friends? Big surprise? No.
Nevertheless, I disagree with Redstate’s estimate of only 9% of the population being affected by analog television broadcast being turned off. Where does that figure come from? I’m sure I’m not the only one with older relatives, and relatives living in rural areas, who ONLY have broadcast television as the sole visual medium available.
It still doesn’t matter how often TV stations try to run spots announcing the upcoming switchover to digital, many tens of millions of people will be left with no TV and no idea what to do about it.
And the converters? The few remaining in warehouses will be bought up in a heartbeat by procrastinators next month, because the converters’ manufacturers in Asia don’t see a market big enough for them to make large quantities quickly, federal subsidies or not. That is, the converters are right now ONLY relevant to US consumers and nowhere else, and vendors have stopped selling analog TVs.
FWIW, Canada doesn’t switch off its analog TV until 2011, probably waiting to see what sort of mayhem occurs here before committing themselves.
Imagine if a F-15 puts an AIM-7 missile up Sully’s ass for violating Restricted Airspace in DC. No greaser landing when your a flaming meteor.
give us a bob:
Last week, I heard on NPR that some poll revealed that 25% of affected viewers believe they need to buy a new television and 29% believe they must subscribe to cable or satellite television. After being told exactly what they need to do for a year, our retard nation is still hopelessly lost. Fuck ‘em all! Let the stupid fucks watch static!
Is Static that new show with Toni Collette?
teebob2000: Actually, before Barry, only 42 have won, mister More Science High igh graduate, mister smarty pants college professor: Grover winning twice, as you note, nonconsecutively [and ignoring his several National League records for most strike outs].
teebob2000: Yes. Their sum is 46, which, according to Doctor Gyno Ron Paul, is the number of and field mortars an American patriot will restricted to own after the socialist Obama 2009 assault on the Second Amendment.
S.Luggo: F-16s.
North Jersey is never restricted air space. Ask the residents of Paterson.
S.Luggo: “number of and” = “number of”
Servo: F-16s.
North Jersey is never restricted air space. Ask the residents of Paterson.
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I am over-enthusiastic in posting to myself. Call it the Andrew Sullivan Syndrome.
I don’t get this digital tv upset. Aren’t the repubs supposed to be upset about changes like this? Like, digital tv will turn their children into commies and/or homosexuals? Like fluoridated water?
This is all backwards. Where’s my vodka?
Watch Pilot Sully slip on the steps leading down from the Lincoln Monument creating a chain reaction that results in dozens of deaths. Not that I’m hoping for such a thing.
Is “digital conversion” the polite term for finger-banging?
S.Luggo:
Could be either F-15s or F-16s. Depends on who they have at Andrews. Who said anything about North Jersey? Aside from the Class B airspace around Reagan, pretty much all of DC is off limits thanks to some crazies that rammed an airliner into the Pentagon.
give us a bob: Great analysis, you should post it somewhere where people give a fuck. Unless you are circuitously working your way up to posting your favorite finger banging techniques, but want to establish some “cred.”
S.Luggo: Now, that’s blingeeable!
Obama with the O-face looks like a deeply tanned LBJ.