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SEXY PARTY TIME

Top Secret Pixxx From George Bush’s Goodbye Orgy

Dirty things happened.Two of George W. Bush’s favorite lovers, Andy Card and John Bolten, held a fancy party where everybody got to pay $5 to french the outgoing president. They held the party in Maryland, of course, where the Law still allows those types of things.

Here, courtesy of Beltway Baca, are some CANDID SNAPS of the big event:

Why look, there are veritable dozens of admirers holding up their ghostly hands to worship the new satan, “W.”

Looks like a pretty rocking party, HENNGGH? What with the abandoned drum sets and everybody wearing their coats indoors.

Sorry about the bears!

Here are the event’s hosts. Shortly after this photograph was taken, they were eaten by bears.

You know who else was at this party, besides Condi Rice and Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales? Somebody even more famous, which is to say, Slate’s Chris Beam. He exchanged sassy quips with many Bush administration staffers!

Republicans truly know how to party in large unheated venues, which will be useful in the New Regime when Republicanism, and heating, are outlawed.

Thank you again Mr. Baca for the fotos.

The President’s Last Goodbye [Slate]


3:08 PM on Mon January 19 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. actor212 says at 3:11 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Hey! So THAT’S where Bohemian Grove moved to!

  2. Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov) says at 3:12 pm, January 19th, 2009

    I think I speak for both Wasilla, and all of America also….

    GO!! JUST GO!! GO!! AWAY!!!11!!!1!1!!!

    -SP

  3. Neon Trotsky says at 3:13 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Those Greek columns (and Corinthian, no less) mean that George W. Bush fancies himself a Greek god, or at least demigod. Irregardless, I proclaim sacrilege–this is an offense to our Christian Nation!!1!1

  4. WTF, it looks like the same photographer from the Wonkette party. Can’t anyone in Washington use a camera correctly?

  5. Jukesgrrl says at 3:15 pm, January 19th, 2009

    These are the people who criticized President Hopey’s pillars in Denver?? Love how they have theirs lashed to the light bar — very classy.

  6. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:17 pm, January 19th, 2009

    But where is Reason? Are they still fussing it up about those SATANIC BARRY illustrations?

  7. Josh Bolton! Josh Bolton!

    John Bolten is the guy who defines a Republic as a system of government where only the citizens who voted for the ruling party have rights.

    That and John’s the fellow you send when you really want to tell other countries to fuck off.

  8. One last circle jerk before the historians tear them to shreds. Will the last person to leave please turn on the lights?

  9. ManchuCandidate says at 3:22 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Neon Trotsky:
    W, the god of Failure.

  10. lenorecutie says at 3:25 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Okay, WTF is that light thing at the top? It looks like he’s about to be abducted by aliens. Not that I’m against that kind of thing, but it seems weird that it’s taking them so long to beam him up.

  11. SayItWithWookies says at 3:25 pm, January 19th, 2009

    A dry party in a freezing cold room — and what’s worse is that everyone had to take off their shoes before going in.

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 3:29 pm, January 19th, 2009

    One outgoing Treasury employee had already landed a job as a manager at Abercrombie & Fitch.

    Oh, wow — so a Regent law degree isn’t completely useless after all.

  13. Nigerian Business Executive says at 3:30 pm, January 19th, 2009

    I wish Patty Smyth had been there to play this for him. It’s been stuck in my head all day, along with visions of Dubya and Cheney with rat tails, Condi with crimped hair, and the whole administration with should pads Molly Ringwald dancing their way out the door.

  14. Gorillionaire says at 3:32 pm, January 19th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Probably giving massages. With his mouth.

  15. SayItWithWookies says at 3:37 pm, January 19th, 2009

    That Slate piece is a gold mine: Dana Perino came over to greet some friends. “I’m starting to breathe!” she said.
    If only oxygen had started getting to her brain a few years ago.

  16. frieswidat says at 3:39 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Odd. You don’t usually see such happy faces on people doing the perp walk.

  17. Shortly after this photograph was taken, they were eaten by bears.

    If we’re talking gay bears, then yup…it was definitely a Republican party.

  18. As most republicans (except Michael Steele) won’t venture into Maryland outside of Potomac, Chevy Chase, Bethesda, and Annapolis (only for the boat show), I’m surprised that the hall was that tacky looking. This is what happens when no one loves you anymore, Dubya. Crazy Eyes is gonna ditch your useless arse once you get back to Dallas.

  19. He will walk to the side of the stage smiling and waving, pull a door handle to exit and the door won’t budge (smirk, shrug).

  20. sati demise says at 4:11 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Bush having his partay at an unheated DC space? Still does not make up for the Blair House incident.
    Hope he got food poisoning/drunk/impotent from this.

  21. dannygutters says at 4:14 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Marble Columns!

  22. hobospacejungle says at 4:42 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Scarab: “WTF, it looks like the same photographer from the Wonkette party. Can’t anyone in Washington use a camera correctly?”

    Don’t let Newell hear you say that!

  23. Suds McKenzie says at 5:15 pm, January 19th, 2009

    It looks like the opening act on a Rosie Cruise.

  24. teebob2000 says at 5:20 pm, January 19th, 2009

    I like the big cardboard cut-out “W”s in the first pic. Funny if someone had brought “D”-and-piece-of-picket-fence combo to hold up.

  25. teebob2000 says at 5:24 pm, January 19th, 2009

    lenorecutie: Okay, WTF is that light thing at the top?

    That’s the light of Hopeyness streaming in to obliterate all evidence of the last 8 years. If it hits any of the current administration, they evaporate into the pile of dust, vampire-style.

  26. bitchincamaro says at 5:36 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Scarab: At least they didn’t have to suffer the indignity of the Wonkette-style coat room.

  27. Everett_dIRKSEN says at 5:56 pm, January 19th, 2009

    That’s because Maryland is very provincial.

  28. Everett_dIRKSEN says at 8:09 pm, January 19th, 2009

    whistling

  29. smellyal8r says at 9:00 pm, January 19th, 2009

    Where’s the “Mission Accomplished” banner? Now’d be a good time to re-hang that old thing…

  30. …but wa’bow andy’s cuzzin in da sane asylum?

  31. Bearbloke says at 1:42 am, January 20th, 2009

    Min: nah - these folks taste bad…

  32. Let the good times roll.

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