Wonkette
It’s been a while since we checked in with our favorite Internet Political Illustrator, David Dees. He doesn’t seem very “hopeful” about this Barack Obama character! Then again, only Ron Paul could actually save our nation, but the New World Order had Doctor Paul killed! So sad.
Obama is just another puppet of the Illuminati! That’s right, they’ve got black people in the Illuminati now. Dr. King would be so proud.
But it never really mattered who “won” the “election,” because OH GOD WHY IS McCAIN WEARING A COCKTAIL GOWN OH WHAT IN THE HELL …
McCain is wearing a gown because holding Obama’s hand would otherwise be so totally gay. Jeeze.
This man is severely fucked in the head.
Ha! I like that second pic with the guy in the cardboard box with a TV antenna. Classy!
Can I have some of those Amero monies? I am an unemployed Illuminata (see, I know so much English I even know that one female Illuminati is an Illuminata). Tell Michelle Malkin that’s why I have so much time to criticize Bush. If he had just gotten me a job, I’d be too busy and he could go on all vacations he wanted without me even noticing.
McCain = Divine.
I was with him until I saw the UFO floating over the White House. That is just absurd.
Oh, and I’m offering big prizes to anyone who can explain the UFO.
Why did he change Obama’s eyes in all of these so that he’s looking away instead of at the camera? Is that supposed to make him look evil or something?
BTW, how’s that Ron Joe/Jon Pete/Bob Paul/whoever the fuck that character is, his/her Re-Lov-ution and limited gubbiment regulation thing going these days?
Libertarians, chill and have a salmonella tainted peanut butter sandwich.
Dear Diorama: Sarah Palin had to get there somehow. You think regular human planes go to Alaska?!
I have never seen anything more beautiful than the above. Angels sing high in the heavens because of these particular illustrations, of which Jesus approves. When the Amero is our currency (DAAAHH WHA?) We will remember how much better the last eight years were.
rEVOLution!!11!
Dear Diorama:
You see, it’s the aliens from Area 51 and Area 56 (shhhhh, only the Sec of Defense knows that one) working in conjunction with the Teenaged Wolfmen (they gave Michael J. Fox Parkinsons for starring in Teen Wolf) and the Reverse Vampires to wreck the economy of the world, devalue gold and ruin music via the Jonas Brothers so they can take over the world. Why do they want the Earth? From what the Rand Corporation and ex-KGB agents tell me, it is so they can enslave us to make a big Energy Weapon to blow up Saturn. Why blow up Saturn? Because they hate ringed planets that start with the letter S.
So the Paultards think everyone but them is part of the secret world government conspiracy? Someone still hasn’t gotten over always getting chosen last for kickball.
My friends, I offer one million Ameros to whomever can find a copy of Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate!
BillyClubb: I doubt that box is ready for the digital turnover…
Dear Wingnut Right,
Plz clarify if Obama is either deep in the tank for Israel or going to destroy Israel. Mixed messages confuse me. Kthxbai!
Love,
Neon Trotsky
This reminds me, I need to put “Patriot Act 3″ in my Netflix queue.
Red Zeppelin: PHOTOSHOP. Series Bidness.
The cardboard robot in the 2nd picture fell down. Go boom. How can they take over the world if their robots don’t work? HENGH?!
Who’s pulling Obama’s strings. Thats what I want to know.
John McCain is in the black robe because he’s a stand-in for the High Priestess Semiramis, the ancient Sumerian goddess who controls the Roman Catholic Church these days. Perhaps it would be more accurate if that were Hillary Clinton, but I guess David Dees didn’t have enough room to fit her in, and anyway, drawing John McCain as the head of the Trilateral Commission (which is more accurate) would have placed him in a three-piece suit, which isn’t wacky enough for his cartoons.
Since Obama’s becoming president in less than 24 hours, I should ask my boss no later than tomorrow morning to switch my paycheck from dollars to ameros, because those dollars are going to be worthless by the end of February, and I want to have some world government money ready for my next trip to the Stop ‘n Shop. My Lucky Charms stores won’t hold out forever.
actor212:
Explains the shit-eatin’ grin.
BREAKING! I have it on good authority from the Lizard People KGB that the UFO is the rLOVEution blimp–
I kinda like the one of the firemen hosing down the burning national banks with dollars.
The UFO is to explain Barack’s secret muslin faked birth certificate. Kenya to Hawaii in 9 parsecs.
Ron Paul isn’t dead, he’s been turned into a flesh eating Zombie…or Zamboni…I’m gonna have to get back to you…I think it’s zombie though….pretty sure there’s no such thing as a flesh eating Zamboni, anyway he’s not dead, he’s undead and therefor still eligible to become president, though he’s probably changed his platform position on abortion (eat brains), euthanasia (Eat Brains)as well as the fair Tax (Fuck that EAT BRAINS!!!).
I like him better now than I did during the 08 cycle, his “EAT BRAINS” platform is bound to resonate with the flat headed rednecks of fly over America, especially since they have none. Discount him as “dead” all you like (that was his clone, by the way, who died of auto erotic asphyxiation watching Rachel Maddow not the original who only desires Rachel for her sweet, tasty brain) there is no law that would block a mindless flesh eating undead Zamboni from running for president, after all Newts still eligible, how can you discount Ron Paul?
I don’t think that dress flatters McCain. Makes him look kind of hippie.
“Don’t count your Jihads until they’ve hatched.”
He still has better taste in dress than Cindy.
Wow. That’s some fucked up shit right there. Damn.
The UFO is from “Men In Black”.
Well, let’s start with the positives, shall we? The idea of President Obama popping out of an egg IS intriguing, very interesting use of livestock for a runway show. However MAJOR points deducted for the second outfit, military-style has been done over and over, we need only look back to last season with all the stiff collared, boned Adam Ant-esque army jackets. And before that, Rifat Ozbek ca. 1992. Derivative. Not sure what they’re going for in look #3, but come on - opera-length gloves for a man with a gimpy arm is just MEAN.
These photoshop “artists” from infowars/prisonplanet almost justify the site’s existence. ALMOST.
Well, I got a hunch this guy doesn’t write for Slate, at least…
I think the egg reveals David’s secret panty-hose fetish.
Once we’re on the Amero, can we FINALLY get rid of fucking pennies??!!!1!
Wait — Ron Paul
was murdereddied?Hmm. This guy is either a PUMA or a paultard. He can’t be a PUMA, not having a vagina, therefore he must be a paultard. I’m so glad I learned logic from watching Star Trek.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: A paultard who sleeps with the Xfiles playing non-stop.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: He can’t be a PUMA, not having a vagina
Little known fact: men are in fact let in, but they get a ceremonial kick in the balls and have to sleep on a couch overnight.
I like how they even drew yolk clinging to Egg-Bama’s suit jacket. This was not some quick and dirty MS Paint job. This was a labor of love. Love for our newly-hatched President Jesus Obama, Lord of the Lambs.
This David Dees is not so crazy about the Jews, is he?
But he cites snooker commentator/visionary David Icke as an admirer, so he is probably a sane, rational type.
America’s first socialist-in-chief..historic!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
wheelie: This David Dees is not so crazy about the Jews, is he?
From the man’s own website: “Those who attempt to smear my art as ‘anti-semitic’ are fools and frauds.”
HAHAHAHAHA, you fool and fraud.
Wheelie-
Dees has a lovely ode to Holocaust deniers and a “cartoon” disproving the death camps, so you know he’s a lovely man on all fronts. I bet he has a little mustache and salutes kind of stiffly as well.
maven: Speaking of Adolph, David Dees’ work rivals the art of Adolf Wolfli.
http://www.phylliskindgallery.com/self-taught/artbrut/aw/
teebob2000: “couch”? Freudian you-know-what?
“Fascist world government” - because we all know that fascists were and are all internationalists.
I consider myself a fan of crackpot conspiracy theories, but I’m baffled by the logo marionette-Barry’s wearing over the FEMA patch: an owl with a sort of lambda character on it? Which secret society / apocalyptic organization / harbinger of doom is that?
Numbat Dundee: Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Bärry Söetörö!
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It’s like if the onion’s political cartoon parodies were done by the marilyn-monroe-with-mickey-mouse-face-boobs guy. Ron English.
I wanna see the one where Barry is smiling with his sleeves rolled up, working in the community, and he’s got the whited-out devil eyes, and the banner says “National Day of Service”. Or maybe innocent onlookers have their arms in the stocks, and the stocks say “National Day of Service”.
teebob2000: I’m with you about the pennies. Will Hopey be brave enough to take a stand and rid our country of this horrid plague of valueless coinage?
Chicagoan in New York: The owl is a reference to the Satanic barbeque that is held at Bohemian Grove - they burn a stone owl. Not sure how that works. It could also allude to the Sacred Order of the Knighthood of the Tootsie Roll Pop Aviaries.
Chicagoan in New York:
The lambda character means ‘gay.’ It also meant someone who was enamored with the SCHEME programming language (cf LISP, lambda calculus) at MIT years ago.
Imagine the confusion when I see in cubicles of a company I am visiting buttons with just the lambda character on them… Fortunately, I didn’t proposition any of the button owners. (Nor did I take the job.)
Ann Coulter has joined the Paultards. That explains everything.
and Palin is next in line…she always was one in the first place.
Numbat Dundee: Win. Let’s not let facts get in the way of a good smear.
David Dees is no Morris.
The panhandler in the second illustration looks like the YOU GONNA GET RAPED guy.
Chicagoan in New York: Bohemian Grove! (I am sorry I know all about this stuff.)
After visiting Dees’ website, I am overwhelmed with an urge to write “JEWS DID 9/11″ all over the next blog I can get my hands on. Zow. Dude loves Ron Paul and chemtrails and hates Zionists.
Anyone read his bio on his site? Apparently this batshit-crazy fuckwit actually did children’s illustrations (primarily Sesame Street) for years. Well fuck me!
Ken Layne: The members of the Bohemian Grove stroll nekkid in the grass and speak of Michaelangelo (while touching each other delicately as only international financiers, grifters and intellectuals can). Dees shows the true uniform of the Trilateral Commission, the World Bank’s zombie amanuensis.
i like the inclusion of the ‘all-seeing eye’ motif … that appears on the dollar bill, courtesy of the masonic founding fathers. the suggestion that obama is part of the same transgenerational conspiracy that gave us the constitution and the bill of rights … i mean, isn’t that exactly why people voted for him in the first place???
Millions of Brown Cows in DC.
After looking at a few of his ‘works’, I sorta like the starving African kid and the middle class runaway train. But what the hell is going on in the Georgia picture? That one completely mystifies me.
Oh the Georgia picture is about Russia defending it’s oil reserve that is massive, Georgia backed by Israel sneak attacked Russia, Putin blasted them. But did you see his new Obama piece on Rense.com, Yikes, Dees is out of control. Got to agree though, Barky’s first appointment was Rahm Emannuel, a duel Israeli/American citizen, do you really think Obama is not totally a puppet of AIPAC?
Catnipppp: Um . . . no, no I don’t.