Dennis Kucinich has just one day left before George W. Bush leaves office, FOREVER. He has tried to impeach Bush, repeatedly, but so far it hasn’t “taken.” Will Kucinich finally be able to impeach this goon today as part of Barack Obama’s national day of service? Probably not! But Feral House has published a Memorial Document of his quest, called The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush. It includes an essay explaining how you can impeach somebody even after they’ve left office. So … maybe George W. Bush will be pursued by impeachment’s foul and far-reaching taint even after he has fled beyond the reach of extradition, to Dallas. [Top of the Ticket]
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED 9:35 am January 19, 2009
Time Running Out For Kucinich To Impeach His Mortal Foe
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Last full day of the Bush administration! Is it too early to start drinking?
Lovin’ them taint postings. Always lovin’ ‘em. Also.
-SP
[re=221828]Cape Clod[/re]: Maybe not. He still has time to invade Mexico and bomb New Zealand.
I never thought I’d say this, but GO Kucinich! He’s got the only pair of solid brass TRUKNUTZ in the Congress….
[re=221828]Cape Clod[/re]: No. Cheers!
Impeachment is so 2003. Bush, Cheney, Rummie, Yoo, Gonzales– they should all be cellmates in The Hague.
If we can impeach after the fact so that the past seven years of the Bush presidency never happened, does this mean I get all my money back?
I think like any good Munchkin he should impeach the Wicked Witch first.
Liz K!
I haz hope now.
[re=221835]Darehead[/re]: A friend of mine said he thought he was eating at the table next to John Bolton this summer. It was only after one of them left that I texted him, imploring him to go to Bolton’s table, ask him what he was eating and if he liked it, then ask if it’s soo good he’d enjoy it as his last meal at the Hague. I recommend making that comment if any Wonketteers see anyone of them eating something. That, or throwing dog excrement.
If I were Denis, I would worry less about impeachment a little more about being anesthetized and having my semen removed for “incompetent mating”.
I always wondered how Kuci managed to snare Julianne Moore.
An ex post facto impeachment?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Heh. My gay boyfriend in Dallas tells me it’s hard for security in Dallas to keep the Bush’s lawn free of shoes. Maybe we don’t need to impeach him if we can brain him with a steel toed boot?
[re=221849]Big Ass Belle[/re]: “Brain”? Are you sure this is George W. Bush you’re talking about?
Dennis taint misbehavin!
[re=221832]freakishlystrong[/re]: His inspiration must cum from nightly, hippie sekks with liz k. everynight is like a mt. everest expedition for dennis.
I’ll settle for having his dogs kidnapped and fed to sharks.
I’m glad Kucinich is taking one more stab at this impeachment. He’ll be too busy for it after he gets sworn in as president tomorrow.
[re=221857]S.Luggo[/re]: Or donated to Mitt Romney.
Who’s that little guy with Elizabeth?
Gotta love kucinich – he’s the magical fail troll, fair of heart and short of stature.
in all seriousness, met him one time at a global ecology/sustainability conference, and he’s really a great guy and wonderful public servant. plus, his wife’s as smart as she is pretty.
I’d impeach Elizabeth. Wait, what does impeach mean again?
The Fire Pussy has stolen his brain. I’m sure of it. Been known to make men/leprechauns do strange things.
O.K. Yes. Impeach the ferret-face fucker. Then take me off your email list FOREVER! Please?
he’s really a great guy and wonderful public servant
The man is obviously totally wrong for DC.
Best. Cropping. Of. A. Picture. Ever!
Btw, that’s $ 2.91 per article of impeachment. A bargain in any economies.
For some reason Minor Threat pops into my head. “Small Man Big Mouth” and “I’m Seeing Red.”
[re=221830]Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov)[/re]: taint is the new truknutz
[re=221832]freakishlystrong[/re]: Ah, Dennis. It would have been cool to have a trophy-wife First Lady with a pierced tongue…
He should just round up his fellow munchkins and beat the crap out of Bush with giant lolipops.
[re=221873]WIDTAP[/re]: I now know who that “Smilin’ Bob” character from the penis pills commercials is based upon. It makes perfect sense.
Best pic EVAR! No Blingee required.
Impeachment? I’d settle for summary execution, perhaps by those 21-gun salute guys aiming a bit lower. You don’t get all the confessions you want but it’s so so satisfying.
Bah, Denis Kucinich is FAIL! He doesn’t qualify for EPIC FAIL ’cause W has that category.
Denis Kucinich as Inigo Montoya:
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father…so…uh…maybe you could die a little? How about some pain? A big hangnail?”
Heh heh heh, you said ‘taint’
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