Commence proceedings to impeach Obama! Dennis Kucinich has just one day left before George W. Bush leaves office, FOREVER. He has tried to impeach Bush, repeatedly, but so far it hasn’t “taken.” Will Kucinich finally be able to impeach this goon today as part of Barack Obama’s national day of service? Probably not! But Feral House has published a Memorial Document of his quest, called The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush. It includes an essay explaining how you can impeach somebody even after they’ve left office. So … maybe George W. Bush will be pursued by impeachment’s foul and far-reaching taint even after he has fled beyond the reach of extradition, to Dallas. [Top of the Ticket]

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  • Cape Clod

    Last full day of the Bush administration! Is it too early to start drinking?

  • Sarah Palin (

    Lovin’ them taint postings. Always lovin’ ’em. Also.


  • chascates

    [re=221828]Cape Clod[/re]: Maybe not. He still has time to invade Mexico and bomb New Zealand.

  • freakishlystrong

    I never thought I’d say this, but GO Kucinich! He’s got the only pair of solid brass TRUKNUTZ in the Congress….

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=221828]Cape Clod[/re]: No. Cheers!

  • Darehead

    Impeachment is so 2003. Bush, Cheney, Rummie, Yoo, Gonzales– they should all be cellmates in The Hague.

  • WagTehGod

    If we can impeach after the fact so that the past seven years of the Bush presidency never happened, does this mean I get all my money back?

  • Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool

    I think like any good Munchkin he should impeach the Wicked Witch first.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Liz K!

    I haz hope now.

  • OReillysVibrator

    [re=221835]Darehead[/re]: A friend of mine said he thought he was eating at the table next to John Bolton this summer. It was only after one of them left that I texted him, imploring him to go to Bolton’s table, ask him what he was eating and if he liked it, then ask if it’s soo good he’d enjoy it as his last meal at the Hague. I recommend making that comment if any Wonketteers see anyone of them eating something. That, or throwing dog excrement.

  • WadISay

    If I were Denis, I would worry less about impeachment a little more about being anesthetized and having my semen removed for “incompetent mating”.

  • Scandalabra

    I always wondered how Kuci managed to snare Julianne Moore.

  • actor212

    An ex post facto impeachment?


  • Big Ass Belle

    Heh. My gay boyfriend in Dallas tells me it’s hard for security in Dallas to keep the Bush’s lawn free of shoes. Maybe we don’t need to impeach him if we can brain him with a steel toed boot?

  • Larry McAwful

    [re=221849]Big Ass Belle[/re]: “Brain”? Are you sure this is George W. Bush you’re talking about?

  • El Pinche

    Dennis taint misbehavin!
    [re=221832]freakishlystrong[/re]: His inspiration must cum from nightly, hippie sekks with liz k. everynight is like a mt. everest expedition for dennis.

  • S.Luggo

    I’ll settle for having his dogs kidnapped and fed to sharks.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I’m glad Kucinich is taking one more stab at this impeachment. He’ll be too busy for it after he gets sworn in as president tomorrow.

  • El Pinche

    [re=221857]S.Luggo[/re]: Or donated to Mitt Romney.

  • gjdodger

    Who’s that little guy with Elizabeth?

  • CivicHoliday

    Gotta love kucinich – he’s the magical fail troll, fair of heart and short of stature.

    in all seriousness, met him one time at a global ecology/sustainability conference, and he’s really a great guy and wonderful public servant. plus, his wife’s as smart as she is pretty.

  • MisterLoki

    I’d impeach Elizabeth. Wait, what does impeach mean again?

  • Botswana Meat Commission FC

    The Fire Pussy has stolen his brain. I’m sure of it. Been known to make men/leprechauns do strange things.

  • bitchincamaro

    O.K. Yes. Impeach the ferret-face fucker. Then take me off your email list FOREVER! Please?

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    he’s really a great guy and wonderful public servant

    The man is obviously totally wrong for DC.


    Best. Cropping. Of. A. Picture. Ever!

  • bitchincamaro

    Btw, that’s $ 2.91 per article of impeachment. A bargain in any economies.

  • Mr Blifil

    For some reason Minor Threat pops into my head. “Small Man Big Mouth” and “I’m Seeing Red.”

  • hockeymom

    [re=221830]Sarah Palin ([/re]: taint is the new truknutz

  • President Beeblebrox

    [re=221832]freakishlystrong[/re]: Ah, Dennis. It would have been cool to have a trophy-wife First Lady with a pierced tongue…


    He should just round up his fellow munchkins and beat the crap out of Bush with giant lolipops.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=221873]WIDTAP[/re]: I now know who that “Smilin’ Bob” character from the penis pills commercials is based upon. It makes perfect sense.

  • contentsunderpressure

    Best pic EVAR! No Blingee required.

  • hobospacejungle

    Impeachment? I’d settle for summary execution, perhaps by those 21-gun salute guys aiming a bit lower. You don’t get all the confessions you want but it’s so so satisfying.

  • TGY

    Bah, Denis Kucinich is FAIL! He doesn’t qualify for EPIC FAIL ’cause W has that category.

    Denis Kucinich as Inigo Montoya:

    “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father…so…uh…maybe you could die a little? How about some pain? A big hangnail?”

  • Joe the Truck Nutz

    Heh heh heh, you said ‘taint’

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