Spend Your Day Of Service On The Couch
Many libtards across America are forswearing their Wonkette today in favor of a day of "community service," whatever that is. [ Washington Post ]
Israeli officials brushed off accusations of war crimes and general dickishness regarding their recent invasion of Gaza. [ Reuters ]
Hooray, racism is over! Even black people say so. [ CNN ]
A summit of Arab states was supposed to focus on economic development, but it looks like they spent a lot of time talking about the Israeli-Palestinian problem. [ BBC News ]
The power-sharing situation in Zimbabwe will either get better or it will get worse, soon. [ New York Times ]
Everything in America is so broke or broken right now that Barack Obama could re-institute the monarchy and people would be like, "Well why not, let's give it a whirl." [ International Herald Tribune ]