GARBAGE DAY  11:07 pm January 18, 2009

OMG Some Trash Cans Were Full, On Sunday, OBAMA IS A TRAITOR

by Ken Layne


Too bad they’re not filled with Obama’s birth certificates, from Moscow, in Saudi Arabia. Please let’s have the Supreme Court stop this fraud president before Washington becomes, somehow, filled with garbage! [YouTube]

 

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SayItWithWookies January 18, 2009 at 11:10 pm

Also, just poop in your hand. Thanks.

GDTRFB January 18, 2009 at 11:16 pm

So, I come home drunk and happy from the bars expecting to find wonderful joyous news on the lovely Wonkette.web.tv and instead I am subjected to this NIGHTMARE!!!! Wait, was that second guy serious or mock-serious. I seriously am too drunk to tell.

bago January 18, 2009 at 11:16 pm

No Views, 1 Comment ยป

I love that.

mylesfromnowhere January 18, 2009 at 11:21 pm

I did bring a bag. It was that brown one just below the empty wine bottle in that second can. Yeah, that one, with the Jim Beam bottle. No, that’s not Beam in there, where else do you expect me to piss, the bathrooms are all full of garbage!

bago January 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
MrHacks January 18, 2009 at 11:36 pm

Have you guys been eating the Peanut Butter?

chascates January 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm

[re=221730]bago[/re]: MySpace haz no spellcheckur?

grevillea January 18, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Wait, are they telling people to take their trash away with them when they leave DC? RAAAAYCISTS!

twoeightnine January 18, 2009 at 11:56 pm

Our hometown = grew up in Bethesda

Pop Socket January 18, 2009 at 11:58 pm

LNS douchetards on trash patrol. I saw park rangers picking up trash. Perhaps I should protest this waste of my taxpayer’s dollars.

MrHacks January 19, 2009 at 12:08 am

Trash (and by Trash I mean refuse) was overflowing in St. Louis when Obama came to visit. Blame the folks who supplied us with the bottled water while waiting for Obama. At least these folks have coffee.

Styrofoam Boots January 19, 2009 at 12:09 am

Stupid DC’ers, what did you think was gonna happen when you elected a Muslin into office?! Have fun with your garbage, terrorists!

Josh Fruhlinger January 19, 2009 at 12:09 am

Dude, we ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING bags. Homeland Security has told us that we are not to bring bags larger than 8″ by 6″ by 4″, which is large enough to carry one (1) piece of garbage. We can’t all just carry our trash back to our Georgetown pads, OK?

I’d like to wave my hand dismissively and say that obviously those trash cans will be emptied multiple times between now and the inauguration, but I do have some experience with how Washington sanitation services work, so I don’t feel particularly confident in doing so.

Heywood Floyd January 19, 2009 at 12:12 am

Fucking hell yeah that was the funniest thing i’ve seen ever tonight. holy fuck lema go check that ut again.

Heywood Floyd January 19, 2009 at 12:13 am

At the end of the day, this rocks.

Darehead January 19, 2009 at 12:18 am

Trash cans are also a good place to hide bombs, which is why you don’t see any trash cans in Tokyo.

If you drink hard liquor, you only need one bottle and won’t piss as much.

Jukesgrrl January 19, 2009 at 12:46 am

[re=221725]bago[/re]: “No Views, No Thought, 100 Comments.” That about sums up the Internet, doesn’t it?

needquickcash January 19, 2009 at 12:57 am

this is what those guys get up to when they are not checking on garbage cans and TRIFLING like a couple of fools. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLRaJOnJHhU

burton judson January 19, 2009 at 1:24 am

Nobody actually from WDC would ever call it a “city” or give a crap about the Mall.

agentstinky January 19, 2009 at 1:25 am

OBAMA’S MAMA IS TRASH! OBAMA IS A LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY!

burton judson January 19, 2009 at 1:34 am

[re=221747]Jukesgrrl[/re]: zomg, ftw!

hobospacejungle January 19, 2009 at 1:42 am

I love the faux earnestness of the second idiot. Is he afraid this trash will somehow make it into his apartment? That this particular can of trash won’t be emptied and will simply stay there, overflowing, for all eternity?

ZOMG THIS TRASH CAN IZZ FULL PLZ PEEPUL THINK OF THE CHILDRENS THIS IS MY HOMETOWN I JUS DON WANIT EFFED UP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO AKS?? IZZIT?

I’d like to take a big swing at you, sarge.

El Pinche January 19, 2009 at 2:18 am

[re=221730]bago[/re]: Oh man!
The Johnston’s and the Palin’s should just get on Springer and get it the fuck over.

shortsshortsshorts January 19, 2009 at 2:29 am

OBAMA IS MAKING WASTE MANAGEMENT INTO A SHADOW GOVERNMENT. WATCH IT NOW!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!!!!!!~!1!1
When liberal gets retarded= this video.

Darehead January 19, 2009 at 2:31 am

[re=221769]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Like Mr. Quayle once said, waste is a terrible thing to mind.

shortsshortsshorts January 19, 2009 at 2:45 am

[re=221771]Darehead[/re]: Potatoe.

Bruno January 19, 2009 at 3:05 am

Did any one actually visit their blog? I had a long debate whether I wanted to find the right spot, press pause and type a long URL. Anyway, if you are as lazy as me, here you go:
http://litterfreeinauguration.blogspot.com/

There are lots of useful tips and phone numbers to call + in true Obamabot style, a phone script you can use on your friends & relatives.

These silly kids, don’t they know that true Hobo America style demands you light fully filled trash cans alight and huddle around them to keep warm? The full bins are a necessary government service/WPA work program

mylesfromnowhere January 19, 2009 at 9:22 am

Today, we are asked to hitch our unicorns to the hopey wagon and give service to ‘merika, we are all sanitation workers. also. cept for pickin up those sanitary napkins. thats puma work.

BigDupa January 19, 2009 at 9:25 am

Can someone from the “City” use the new relaxed gun laws and cap these crackers? Tools.

insert_namehere January 19, 2009 at 9:34 am

[re=221821]mylesfromnowhere[/re]:
Actually, my thought was that people volunteer to BE trash cans today and tomorrow. Wear a coat with big pockets.

It’s all part of the new green economy.

Cape Clod January 19, 2009 at 10:29 am

Can’t Obama just make all the trash go away with a wave of his hand?

icedog January 19, 2009 at 10:43 am

It’s amazing that in this big ol’ world those two found each other. I wonder which one is the wife?

NoWireHangers January 19, 2009 at 10:51 am

Yes this video is kind of strange, but OMG I WOULD SO HIT THE TALL ONE, HARD AT THAT, GIMMEE A PIECE OF THAT SWEET SWEET MILK CHOCOLATE, MAMA NEEDS SOME LOVING!!!1!

slavojzizek January 19, 2009 at 10:55 am

I think they are both the rare gay breed of PUMA.

Cy_Guy January 19, 2009 at 11:15 am

[re=221744]Darehead[/re]: Yeah, I actually think the Park Service/Secret Service/PIC had the right idea by not placing garbage cans every 50 feet where they themselves could become a hazard. instead, there are a few strategically placed dumpsters – two for trash and two for mixed recyclables located behind (each?) food/bev concession tent. This way you are encouraged to leave your garbage near where it is generated rather than bringing it back into the crowd.

I do wonder about the “no bag” rule though, it seems like it would be impossible to keep people from bringing in empty garbage bags rolled up. These are handy as they become instant emergency ponchos with the addition of a few strategically placed holes. They also make good groundcloths should there be enough space to actually site (which there likely will be if you get far enough back from the JumboTrons).

All-in-all, I was pretty impressed with how yesterday’s event went. And for people who weren’t there and are concerned about bathrooms for Tuesday, they had easily enough bathrooms for 2-3 Million people – basically they made walls of port-a-potties instead of fencing, around the perimeter of the semi-secured area. (The secured area lined the sidewalks port-a-potties and had burly soldiers and fences to guard the perimeter.)

Kev-O-Tron January 19, 2009 at 11:30 am

I’ll bring two bags. One of each of those idiots heads.

Kev-O-Tron January 19, 2009 at 11:32 am

[re=221897]Cy_Guy[/re]: Burly guards? I don’t think I can shit under those conditions. Unless one of them wants to join me…

finallyhappy January 19, 2009 at 12:01 pm

well, part of the volunteer responsibility tomorrow will be to clean up so these morons do not have to worry that the trash on the mall will migrate to their apartment. I would like to see the fancy people taking bags of trash to the Willard or the Four Seasons.

PancakeBreakfast January 19, 2009 at 12:01 pm

No D.C. resident would ever expect things to actually get done in an efficient manner. These tools fail at being true Washingtonians.

Flaming O January 19, 2009 at 12:13 pm

“Bring a bag; that’s what it’s all about.”

I thought the hokey-pokey was what it was
all about.

Mr Blifil January 19, 2009 at 12:27 pm

I’d be much more concerned where all the used condoms are going to go, especially considering the massive free condom distribution program over which the President-elect is supposed to be personally presiding. Is a Prez-elect actually allowed to preside before taking office? Shit.

I’m thinking the Washington Monument lawn is going to be looking like that scene from Zabriskie Point by tomorrow…

President Beeblebrox January 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm

[re=221730]bago[/re]: As I sit here in my meth-induced hayes, I weep for the future of my nefu who will have to pull his head out of his buttt and spend some time with his white-trash governor/baby momma’s momma, because we arent palins so there for we arent white trash.

TeddyS January 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Trash cans are full? Oh, just shut the fuck up.

lovekills January 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm

What nimrods, the grass is clear of trash! And the point of the trash cans????? HELP

SpikeyDog January 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm

What a cute couple. Maybe they should bring some of that trash back to their DC love nest. I luvz green gaze.

Joe the Truck Nutz January 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm

I think I recognize these douchebags. Weren’t they on that LNS inaugural invitation? Trenholm has a sad about all the garbage in D.C.

Hagar77 January 20, 2009 at 12:49 am

[re=221874]NoWireHangers[/re]: GET. IN. LINE. I WILL CAGE MATCH YOU FOR A SLICE OF THAT.

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