All The Hookers Are Now Free, For Obama's Communist Amerika!

• Local street hobos are very pessimistic about the Inauguration. Hope! [ DC Examiner ]

• Good news about your Maryland bars!: those in DC will stay open until 5 AM, and those in Annapolis will stay open until 3 AM. [ WTOP ]

• Obama might not be in favor of giving DC a seat in the House, despite selfishly going out to DC restaurants with his wife. [ Washington Post ]

• Parts of NW DC have been marked a "prostitution free zone", where presumably all whores can be rented (& no late fees!) free of charge. [ DCist ]

• Obama stopped by to hang out with his friends at the Washington Post , a visit that was sarcastically and undermine-ingly covered by the hilariously sad New York Times . [ Fishbowl DC ]