History may not change the perception of George W. Bush Junior as America’s crappiest president, but many thousands of excitable dorks are very excited about the New Reputation of lovable gargoyle Karl Rove, America’s latest favorite Twit.
To become a famous Twit, you must sign up for a free, very unreliable Web service available to anyone, and then you type bits of banal nonsense. If your name is kind of well known, congratulations on being a Twit! Karl’s collecting good-bye messages for Bush Junior, by the way. [Daily Beast]
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Jeebus, Karl. Thanks for being so fucking obvious…
Yes Master. Executing Order 66.
Will kidnap any babies or puppies and take to master. By your command, Imperious Leader.
That’s just a plain twitter, in the old school sense….
I think that’s the first honest thing ol’ Karl has ever said.
Yes, Karl. That tends to happen in winter, during the daytime.
My trash compactor has room for three people:
-Bush
-Cheney
-Karl
Every other GOP shithead (rush, hannity, etc) can suck a bag of dirty cocks and go there very way, but those three need to be smashed into a 4 cubic ft block. Jeeves, my meds please!
I see Karl is just as fascinating a conversationalist as everyone has always supposed he was.
There must be an old Dick Cheney quote, something impromptu and indecorous, that befits the Twitter.
I added him and now some random conserv-tards are now following me. I iz leebtard, fuuls!
I sent Dubya a good-bye message, but knowing Karl’s reputation with email I somehow doubt it’ll reach its recipient.
I bet someone here has the skillz to hack his Twitter account. Just sayin.
So I assume it’s 95 and raining right now?
Oh Karl, I’m at the Vicky’s Secret at the mall. Can I pick you up something? Or are chaps more your style?
His Twicksize is only three inches. See, size DOES matter!
How many “Fuck Yous” could I get in twitter to Dub?
Will he be able to read all the FUCK YOUS we leave on Twit-ter from his prison cell?
I hope OJ butt fucks him DRY every day.
WHAT?
Rove isn’t in prison?
Yet?
[re=221119]RobPetrified[/re]: With Rove, “I beg your pardon” takes on a whole other meaning.
Less than 100 hrs for Pardonpalooza. Will Karl get his, or will W remind him that he’s a prole?
He’s obviously hanging out with Dick Cheney. In his presence it’s ALWAYS cold.
gosh i will miss them … here is a nice subtle sendoff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GRR_n_yQGA
Suck a dick, Karl.
That is all.
Karl should enjoy the cold while he can. It will be plenty warm when he’s burning in Hell.
I’m confused. Is “Let me guess…you like bacon?” a euphemism for buttsecks?
Dick. Eat. You. Karl. What else to say?
Except: “May you find yourself each night on the nightmare playground of your youth where the guys are still stuffing you upside down into the soccer net and smushing your face into the broad-jump pit and snapping limitless pairs of your glasses, while the girls stand over you, giggling about that nubby lump in your corduroys and shaking their heads at your impossibly fat head and busting out laughing thinking about that one time you TRIED to ask a girl out to the prom and she puked on your shoes…”
Remember, Karl? How could you forget? It’s what made you what you are.
Except you were already Karl. Which is why the net and the pit and the girls and the shoes.
I hate you, Karl.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
You know Twitter is a useless piece of shit when David Pogue writes a complimentary article about it in the Times.
[re=221233]4tehlulz[/re]: I know, but I really h…
I sent W a good-bye message via Karl. I have to admit I wasn’t very friendly. No biggie, I’m sure it’s stuck somewhere on an RNC hard drive in a basement, right next to a very powerful magnet.
Stephen Fry has a million times more Twitter followers than stinky old Karl Rove.
Collecting goodbye messages for W? How many variations on “Sayonara Douchebag” can there be?
[re=221119]RobPetrified[/re]: Didn’t you hear? Karl turned state’s evidence on Libby, which is why Rove is a free man today. He was sentenced to ignominy in various liberal media outlets.
Cue the Phantom of the Opera music. There’s no sunshine in Rove’s soul.
[re=221055]BadKitty[/re]: WIN
There goes the neighborhood.
Karl can twitter from Leavenworth about his buttsecks with dickey and georgie.
log out!!! log out!!!! Wonkette is on the radar!!! The doughy storm troopers are coming- all is lost.
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