Wonkette
- WE HAVE BECOME MONSTERS: “Sara K. Smith of Wonkette fame is the fourth Suxorz panelist, with solid lead among the 2059 votes cast. Thank you all for participating!” [Suxorz Facebook]
MOB RULE
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Perhaps Sara K. Olsen can explain why Wonkette links to Drudge but Drudge won’t link to Wonkette…I smell warblogging when you internalize the magnitude of this dis.
VICTORY. Congrats, SKS. We have an immeasurable army of unemployed alcoholic libruls ready to vote on whatever shit Wonkette tells us to. Don’t fuck with us.
I hear and obey.
Given our proven GOTV power, how long will it be before politicians are lining up to fellate us?
‘Over here, Ms. Bachmann.’
Woo-Hoo!
First, grab a chicken-friend steak at the Broken Spoke, then a drink or two at the Chili Parlor, the Hole in the Wall, Scholz’s Garden, the Cedar Door, and close out the night with BBQ at Sam’s. In the morning grab breakfast at Cisco’s Bakery, and go to the panel thingie.
Go ACORN!
We’re on a roll. Let’s all elect Ken Layne to the Senate. Wouldn’t that be a nice surprise for him?
SKS, enjoy SXSW it is super awesome fabulous fantasmagorical.
Sara, If you don’t get first class tickets or good cash (non-reported) $$$ “stipend”, or get treated the wrong way, just say the word and we will be there to war for you.
InsidiousTuna: AnnieGetYourFun: Cape Clod: I feel like I have some purpose in life, for the first time in many years since I was laid off from being elementary school hall monitor.
Cape Clod: yuk, Bachmann would probably bite
0.000486% of that thanks belongs to me - dinner and a movie, Sara?
Mob rule, indeed. We are the Wonkette, join us or die. Resistance is futile.
So, how many extra hobobeans did Ken have to pay SKS to sign up for this panel of people who cannot spell ’sux0rz’?
Cape Clod; Bruno: mmm, overbite…
Bruno: Not if you knock her teeth out first.
I still say she looks suspiciously like that lady that sells grass on Showtime.
Will it be considered a conflict of interest if Sara slams the PUMAs? Although they are the ones with the conflicting interests.
I repeat, somewhat more vehemently, my request for whore diamonds!
Tra: You know, I hear that there is a seat open and everything! How convenient.
Very good. Now, if I may, I don’t mind saying that I’m expecting some…uh…bang for my buck.
Vee shall alvays support zeh Vokette Overlorden!
I am drunk with power. Well power and Guinness.
Austin, hooray! I cheerfully volunteer to help all the wonkettes find drugs while visitng here.
Wow, I always wondered what it was like to live in the Great Cultural Revolution; now I know.
Wonkette: Death to the Paultards. Support the Alliance of Expediency with Redstate.
Commenters: Death to the Paultards! Redstate!
Wonkette: Death to the PUMAs.
Commenters: Death to the PUMAs!
Wonkette: All possible support to TPM!
Commenters: TPM! TPM!
Wonkette: Death to TPM!
Commenters: We hate TPM!
Wonkette: All power to Sara K. Smith and the Suxorz soviet.
Commenters: We will increase our production of votes to achieve our quotas under the 5-day/hour/minute plan.
Wonkette: Abjure the Four Errors of Thinking! Death to the birds!
Commenters: Uh, whatevs.
WadISay: OK, that made me laugh so loud my officemate asked me what was up.
Tra: Meh, we just announced a 10% salary cut where I work. I figure that means 10% more comments, screenplay, letters to mom, also.
WadISay: Ed McMahon: You may already have won this thread!
WadISay: We are at war with Confluence. We have always been at war with Confluence.
BadKitty: Super-delicious win! I’d hit that toothless. The crazy always gives an experience not soon forgotten.
SKS: I’m another Austin resident ready to help with food & drugs. However, I get a rash when I get anywhere near downtown or the university so you’re welcome to borrow my car to get where you’re going so you can pocket the Wonkette per diem.
It was only at the end of the BlogWars that I realized that we had become the Paultards that we despised.
Does this mean that Sara will be posting a youtube video admonishing all the Wonkettes to join her grassroots campaign and to buy cheap stuff to support her drinking bill?
cal: He who controls the past, controls the future of the tubes.
Tra: Shoot - too late to get Ken appointed as the Senator from Illinois. How about New York? Is Ken any good with the mainstream press or is he another “Caroline” waiting to happen?
And they said that my vote “doesn’t count”…