Wonkette
Ughh… people have asked for a drinking game for George W. Bush’s farewell address, which this liveblog will “cover” (as in, “maybe watch.”) Well here’s your game. Drink. Drink constantly. Locate alcohol and imbibe as rapidly as possible. YOU MUST DRINK, IT IS GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR COMMANDING RESPECT. SAVE YOURSELF. DRINK SOME ALCOHOL YOU IDIOT. DRINK VINEGAR AT THE VERY LEAST.
7:59 — The teevee schedule seems to think that this will only be 15 minutes long. Praise 800 Jesuses.
8:00 — We’re watching CNN with a nice gal you may have heard of, Campbell Brown. (This one time she ate our website for like a whole week.) She says that before Bush comes on, people must know about this plane that crashed in New York’s river today. Note that if Rudy Giuliani had been mayor during this, the people in the plane would have surely died and, uh, Greece would be nuked tomorrow.
8:01 — Here he is, in the Hall of Flags or something! The 50 people who care about him are there clapping. There is some crazy woman next to Cheney, who is not smiling.
8:02 — We made the mistake of watching him on HD. Never do this. He looks… gritty. OMG he looks insaner as they zoom in.
8:03 — He congratulates the Negroids and their children for taking over America.
8:04 — Thanks Laura, who has given George a “wild card” for tonight’s bedroom activities. Never again.
8:04 — Thank thanks thanks, blah blah, now let’s get to the motherfucking point…
8:04 — 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
8:05 — Oh the crazy woman is actually the mother of a 9/11 victim or something. Um, she’s cool?
8:05 — We stuck it to the terrorists over there, not here, etc.
8:05 — “There has been much debate” about the War on Terror, but “no one can question the results.” O?
8:06 — There have been no terrorist attacks since 9/11, because of War.
8:07 — His neck looks like a turkey gizzard on HD. This is completely terrifying.
8:07 — No free country will ever elect killers, or something, he says. Hmm…
8:08 — Some chick had malaria and George Bush saved her.
8:08 — Our public schools are great.
8:09 — Our air, land and water “are cleaner.” R432rmkfewklewr24#@$@#$@#
8:09 — “I have experienced setbacks,” like every other president. Interesting passive phrasing.
8:09 — The point is, the terrorists are coming still so BACK OFF.
8:10 — “It can be tempting to seek cover by turning inward.” We must “reject isolationism” and its twin “protectionism.” This leaves only one option, we may infer, called “imperialism.” This is the everything of George W. Bush.
8:11 — … Does he have pink eye?
8:11 — Here’s a little diddly-o from Tommy Jefferson, who was presimuhdent 2,000 years ago: why dwell on the past? People should just chill.
8:12 — Now he is introducing the 5-6 black people sitting in the front row. One of them built a charter school after Hurricane Katrina, shortly after realizing that he was on his own?
8:13 — Another dude who likes him is going to Iraq and therefore can’t be there, drag.
8:14 — It has been his blessing and honor to rule America.
8:14 — He is happy to be a citizen. PSST, George: it’s not that great.
8:15 — For the final time, “goodbye,” he says. Yeah buh-bye, the end.
Katie, ask him what he reads!
I walked in the door and immediately did three shots of tequila. Just to be sure I can handle this.
I started at noon! But I can still feel the pain …
And so, hail and farewell. I hate you all. 9-11. Freedom. Suckas!
Accomplishments: 2 minutes
Challenges for Obama: 28 minutes
Did George say what plea he will be entering at the Hague?
We clap because you are leaving. Hooray!
Here come the pardons!
Oh. My. God. I hate his smug ass so much. There are literally no word.
Did he color his hair? Also.
I can’t wait for him to mention that this is a ‘peaceful transfer of power’ as though he really wanted to have a bloody putsch.
I AM AT WORK I CANNOT DRINK. WHY DONT YOU RUB IT IN MY FACE SOME MORE?
You people have no respect for the west coast time schedule, Mr. President.
Wow, Lynne Cheney looks old!
“I’d like to thank the academy…”
HEY LOOK, JUNIOR IS DRUNK!
Plus, how long does it take to say, “I tortured the terrists for you, Merica! For you!”
9/11 Bitches!!!!!!
My get drunk quick drinking game words:
Victory
surge
terrorists
evil
epic fail
I really don’t expect to hear the last one but it’s true.
He doesn’t remember the ‘Bin Ladin to Strike in U.S.’ memo.
911! The best moment of my Presidency!
Geeze, even his sentimentality sucks. I remember, I remember, I remember.
Bush is STILL a 9/11 victim!
Man, he looks BAD. Is this going to be a deal where he doesn’t get another haircut ever, like Lyndon?
stowed women in the streets??
9/11, 9/11, 9/11…
The FBI the intelligence community and the military have been transformed. For the worse. And what’s this nonsense about Afghanistan and Iraq being wonderful paradises now?
Actually, the Taliban still controls 75% of Afghanistan. And Iraq has gone to a brutal dictatorship to a brutal corrupt quagmire.
terrorist is the drinking word, obviously. good luck everyone.
If I could afford shoes, I’d throw them.
Did he just say “toil?”
That’s a lot of black folks in the front row. I wonder how much they’re getting paid.
czechy: stoned women in distress
So this is just him jerking off about 9/11? I’ve already seen this episode.
we’ve been safe since 9/11, which was the beginning of all record keeping on national security. everything before and including 9/11 was a freebie.
“There has been no higher honor than serving as your commander-in-chief.” Well, for you, dumbass.
A small band of tyrants? Like Cheney, Rumsfeld, Feith, etc.
“freedomm”: drink!
there are no stoned women in the street. everyone’s too broke to get stoned.
“small band of fanatics demands total obedience”
Sounds like Rove’s kind of guys.
Again with the world trade center rubble! What about all the rubble he created after 9/11. What an ass, trying to define his presidency with that word FREEDOM, rights and dignity.
He is bringing people back to life! He is Jesus!
This is really surprising that he would mention 9/11/2001 tonight. I really didn’t expect that.
“When people live in freedom, they do not willingly choose leaders who lead campaigns of terror.”
Explain 2004 then.
Enjoy Paraguay, Douchebag!
freedom
Freedom will be the drinking word.
Lynn Chenney is older than “those who must be kept”.
Finding hope through facebook?
I do not recollect having ever served as your President. I simply don’t remember. No sir. No recollection. Don’t recall. Can’t remember. I’m not saying I didn’t, I just have no memory of ever having done so. No recollection.
Let me offer up a faith-based “fuck you, you fucking prick.” America is “measurably cleaner.” We took “decisive measures” to save the economy. Fuck you, George Bush Jr.
the addicted and suffering are finding new hope through facebook, er, faith-based, er…
should I order Chinese or Japanese tonite? hmmmm
chascates: I think he meant the entire Republican Party…Liddy Dole is seated in Row 2 next to a wax figurine made to look like Bob Dole.
this man never manages to sound anything other than completely and utterly creepy; he even made the adorable obama kids sound creepy and that’s like impossible.
Marshall Pétain will be considered a better leader.
Now back to Crawford and some chilled Jack!
Hey look. It’s that asshole blathering again.
America is cleaner? only when you are gone georgie.
lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie &etc liar.
Love how numbnuts was totally overshadowed today by the hero pilot.
Oh dear — he’s leaving us with his driblets of wisdom.
Supreme Court nominees
bank failures
These are the things he’s proud of?
smellyal8r: These people must be so degraded to sit there. No Collin Powell.
I had to back up the DVR to be sure, but he really did almost say “finding new hope through Facebook”
He looks even drunker in HD…
He has such a stupid face. It’s hilarious. I have no sound so I just get to watch his flapping stupid mouth make outrageous stupid words. Sooooo stupid.
goody evil?
Cause Jesus changed my heart.
Murdering the innocent is wrong! Bush is a Jew-hating Hamas-lover!
Yes, we get uncomfortable about your constant refrain of good and evil. People who agree with me wholeheartedly = good; people who don’t = evil.
You are a failure. STFU and please leave. Thanks.
Yawn. What’s on TNT? I bet it’s Law and Order. (Bom bum, bum bum bum bum, bum. bum. *guitar solo*)
Oh wait. It’s the NBA. Oh well. Basketball basketball basketball.
I actually feel like I have a good deal of ‘moral clarity’, and it tells me that Bush Jr. is an immoral, evil, shallow, incompetent failure of a mother fucker.
And don’t you dare quote from Thomas Jefferson, you fucking prick.
sarcasticusername: to me he sounds just like Kim Jon Ill or North Korea.
So if George is leaving and Hopey doesn’t take over until the 20th, does that mean Cheney’s in charge?
(”Cheney in Charge” would be a great sitcom, wouldn’t it?)
“I’ve often talked to you about good and evil. And this has made some uncomfortable.”
It makes me uncomfortable when a guy with the strongest military at his command has a worldview that comes from the Saturday morning cartoons.
“we must speak out for justice and truth”
Which is why I want Rumsfeld indicted for war crimes now.
I’m yelling at my Tee Vee and he’s still talking.
Moral clarity? Someone must teach that imbecile what irony means.
Bush to America: You’ll get over me.
Ow, my brains.
Tra: Poor lad. Carrying the Bush genes he has always confused the word “terrorist with the word “ferret”. This is why special ed. was created.
Uhmerikunz are comin to expand ur libertiez.
Charter Schools good, Teachers’ Union BAD!
Funky Cold Medina! Oh yeah!
OH he’s pulling a Blago, only the people in the crowd aren’t crippled. And the hair.
Round up all the black soldiers
i see examples of America’s character all around me: McDonalds, Burger King and Wendy’s are all near my house.
where the white heroes at?
shortsshortsshorts: I think it is the eyebrows
“And now the parade of negroes!”
Laura hits it. Think about that.
This man has a despair in his eyes. It’s the look of a someone desperate to sell something they know no one wants. Like a female prostitute at the RNC.
Oh god. It’s always wrong to kill for an ideology? Did he really just say something along those lines? Irony is really lost on him, isn’t it? I’m already anticipating the old footage that Jon Stewart is going use to destroy this speech.
Why is he smirking throughout his talk? Cause he thinks he’s fooling us with all this nonsense speech?
shortsshortsshorts:
His lips are moving but all I hear is duh duh duh doh.
At least Blago didn’t trot out the coloreds.
Black heroes! Who knew?
Hey look. It’s fuck face flapping his jaws again!
And now the portion of the speech “A lady from Pasadeana…” “A soldier who died is also in the room of freedom…”
Oh great — we’re sending 60-year-old new recruits to the front lines! Freedom!
Murdering innocents in the name of an ideology is always wrong? Really? REEAAALLLYYYY, GEORGE???… head… ready… to… explode… obliviousness… overload… bzzzt… bzzzzzttt…
This speech has completely removed my snark, which has been replaced by a re-cap of the total loathing I’ve felt for this man over the past 8 years
shortsshortsshorts: It’s the eyebrows that keep fucking it up for him.
You know, I don’t think he ever figured out what a president was supposed to do. Didn’t anyone ever read him the job description?
Can he really believe this shit? Is he really the most self-deluded person who ever lived?
So how do I donate to the presidential library again? America needs to know.
“The thing I’ll miss most about being presdint? Not being able to tell Jack Bauer to torture those rag wearing motherfuckers until they shit themselves anymore. Hoo-wee, that was hoot. Ah, well.”
Oh my fucking god. Seriously George? Do you still really still have to hide behind people who actually do good things to make yourself look better? Stand up and take your failure like a fucking man. You have run this country into the ground so much that the fact that anyone could manage in the past eight years to get up and do anything even remotely good is a damn miracle. JUST LEAVE!!! agh.
and the privilege of my life to serve as your denizen madame president.
Short & Creepy.
Will someone just throw a fucking shoe already!
Didn’t the White House that Jefferson lived in burn down?
c ya wouldn’t wanta be ya
May we never see your sorry ass again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush has only the 24% Sarah Palin base to talk to/about….finally over. thats the last time I have to listen to that psycho
And good fuckin riddance A-HOLE
His official American title is douchebag.
Good night and fuck you.
SHUT UP, YOU FREAK!! SHUT UP! GO AWAY!
Oh. Cool. He really is going away.
I barely had time to throw one shoe!
He’s done! Now can he bumble around in the back of the room trying to find a door that opens, just for old time’s sake?
oh gawd! did anyone just see the chubby guy wipe tears away as the applause began?!?!
vomit.
All of this monkey shines for 15 minutes? That’s it? 50 people in the room for a 15 minute speech? Idiotic. No Ugly Betty tonite for this crapola? Make him leave right now. Tonite. The end.
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap FAIL.
I wanted to vomit after the first thirty seconds, so I tried to take safe haven in my bedroom, but the teevee box was too loud.
Dubya lives in opposite land.
It is tragic.
chris mathews: “it’s like teeball, everyone gets a trophy”
Blabberman must be frothing at the mouth at this point.
Well, that was perfectly horrid. But a good kind of horrid — like getting a nookie from the neighborhood bully the last time before he gets deployed to Iraq.
anyone notice that godless american hunchback liddy dole lurking in the 2nd row? how’s it feel to be unemployeeeeeeedddd suckaaaaa! muahahhahahahaha.
Ding, dong the witch is dead. Wicked witch is dead.
“I’m still smirkin’ you filthy fucking assholes!”
“Our public schools are great.” In the text of the speech, it appears as “grate”.
Imagine him giving this speech if McCain had won. Then again, don’t.
The Gallop poll from just a few days ago claims that 75% of Republicans still approve of the job he did. THAT is the greatest problem facing President Obama.
The first call on C-span after the speech:
“I can’t believe these guys are applauding a war criminal! You guys are fucking n-”
…cut off
Campbell Brown’s sidekick just called Bush a “Gentleman”, thank God he didn’t add the word “scholar” to that…
He should have started with,”excuse me while I whip this out.”
Fuck you. May we never see your smirking mug on tv again in any context that does not involve war crimes trials or a fatal mauling by angry badgers.
@shorts: that really is the overwhelming impression one walks away with when watching him, there’s just too much stupid for words up at that podium. without even knowing what he’s saying, everything about him just screams stupid, it’s amazing really; he does have one skill after all, he’s got stupid down pat.
Matthews is destroying Bush! Wow, I know MSNBC is lefty but that is most insightful and correct piece of analysis I have ever heard.
I tried to watch part of it sober but my left eye started twitching. No idea what that was about.
rocktonsammy: That’s Barry’s line, dammit
did someone really tell him it was a good idea to bring up katrina?!? amazing.
Sure he’s happy to be a citizen now, since he doesn’t have to be one under his presidency.
cal: I think that show is called “24″…
rocktonsammy: No, he should have started with, “I’m sorry… really… really sorry.”
sk1win: Blink.
Did you just use Matthews, insightful and correct in a sentence?
sk1win: Hope that get’s you-tubed, for those of us without a teevee that are relying on online streams
— Our air, land and water “are cleaner.” —
That line was supplied by the TVA. Clean Coal, Ameristan’s Futurization.
When he was elected president and leaving Texas he was told of the upcoming budget deficits and other problems facing the next governor. “I’m glad I won’t be around for that” he said. Same story 8 years later.
shortsshortsshorts: Allah or Jesus doesn’t like the west coast. I don’t know why you people don’t get this point - all the fires and natural disasters should be a clear clue or something. At least that is what my religious nut client told me (not the Allah part).
@echoman2000: no she doesn’t. she may be drugged out of her mind, but i simply refuse to believe that she’s fucked up enough, to fuck that.
rocktonsammy: Maybe he thought he was going to get a laurel…and hardy handshake.
Dreamer: Strangely enough, that is what I dreamed about last night. GIT OUTTA MIE HEAD.
The only thing he had a right to say was, “I fucked up. Please forgive me.”
Where’s the helicopter exit?
Tra: I did and stand by it. He could barely contain his hatred but he did and he made great points. If this was HBO, Matthews would still be spewing curse words.
What?! No Tennysen?!?
Wanker.
Also, he has a lot of nerve thanking the American people for entrusting the presidency to him. We didn’t do that. He stole the fucking election!
Is it possible that Scott McClellan has gotten fatter?
EnBuenOra: Totally agree – his blathering angered me so much. Is he trying to tell us that he made things better? What a delusional fuckwit. I work with people who have serious mental illness and they are less delusional than him.
cal: “would”?
I felt a disturbance in the force. It’s as if someone said Matthews was insightful and correct and ment it.
Scott McClellen: It’s like listening to Charlie Brown’s teacher: “Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa” Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
Did I hear correctly that the first time he addressed the public as Preznit was after 9/11? WTF?
Goodbye, mother-fucker. Don’t let the door hit ya where your good Lord split ya. Ahhh, it’s a good day.
MarvintheCat: Directly from the White House, that is.
The CNN.com anchor said he’s going to Camp David over the weekend. Just gotta squeeze in that last vacation before retirement. No wonder this guy has a government job.
shortsshortsshorts: here ill rub it in your face more. I SAW HOPEY TODAY! exiting the washington post. GAHHHHH! hopegasm.
MarvintheCat: That’s what I thought he said. Maybe he meant to say as ‘War President.’
He looked like he’d been pissed on and missed, shit on and hit.
Why does everything coming out of his mouth sound so penisy?
We all know what he really meant was:
http://a.236.com/images/photo2/8364/thumbs/BUSH-FLIPPING-THE-BIRD_s1-274.jpg
shortsshortsshorts: Did you also by any chance dream about Michelle Obama trying to entice you into sin? If so then see you next Tuesday.
Was Bush even living in the US during the Bush years?
OffTheRecord: Since Bush operatives has stopped putting dioxin in borscht, his health has improved.
@sayitwithwookies: sigh, i shouldn’t be surprised but i am just a little. seriously, why doesn’t he just move out for good tonight and let hopey in already; it’s not like he hasn’t already been much more of a president in the last 2 months than W has been in 7.5 years.
Although this was bad enough it doesn’t stop here:
“Beck’s first guest on Fox: Palin\On Monday, just in time for Obama’s swearing in, Glenn Beck’s new 5 p.m. show will premiere on Fox. His first guest: Sarah Palin.”
from the always objective:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/0109/Becks_first_guest_on_Fox_Palin.html?showall
“I would say only that if some of my judgments were wrong — and some were wrong — they were made in what I believed at the time to be the best interests of the nation.” — Richard Nixon, August 8, 1974
“There are things I would do differently if given the chance. Yet I have always acted with the best interests of our country in mind.” — George W. Bush, January 15, 2009
I saw a Documentary about Jimmy Carter. Prez Carter was so damn careful & afraid of losing just ONE young American life during the hostage crisis. Just terrified. Now here we have Shrubry & the at least 4,000 American lives lost. For what? Here is the difference between a Human Being & a Sociopath.
what an incredible non-event. like 10 minutes of dead air. that i’ll never get back. also.
Nerdalicious:
Or as Brad Goodman put it,”Is he a human being or a human doing?”
Thank God W is a human going.
cal: Nyet.
Dick is now living comfortably in Cheyenne (or maybe it’s La Paz) under the name Felix Dzerzhinsky.
But who would ever suspect?
The only way this would have been worth anybody’s time is if W decided to do a Budd Dwyer.
I still ask myself how America voted for this moron for a second time. What were our fellow citizen’s thinking? I was actually thinking that he might admit to some mistakes but not this
psychopath.
4tehlulz: But then Cheney would be president for 5 days, which is more than enough time to invade Iran, Syria, etc.
kingofnothing: Exhibit A.
George, a nice paraphrase from the transcript of the Neuremberg trials.
“I was only obeying mein own orders.”
We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!
the birds are the real terrorists..first the paint on my car, now planes. we must kill all birds b4 they strike again. this means war!
chascates: And thus begins 4 years of hearing from the only politician in US America who’s more inane than Bush.
Why won’t Bush just die, die?
Why won’t Bush just die, die?
Well all my friends, they died.
Dreamer: Most people are fucking ignorant. It can’t be blamed on schools or backgrounds or any of those things. It’s like this because most people are too lazy or just don’t care enough to educate themselves.
It’s amazing that to me that the GOP managed to blow their permanent majority with this populace, but even a retarded four year old understands the difference being hungry and being well fed. Bush has a history degree and forgot about the French Revolution. Bozo the clown returns to private life. So long, Dubya, you arrogant cocksucker.
He walks like he shit himself.
You people make me laugh so much I pee myself! I blame furries!
I can’t believe this cunt is still trying to milk 9/11. Fuck him.
turkey lurkey: Add a negative to your first two sentences and you’ll have Warren’s invocation, also.
But that is what reaching a national consensus is all about.
Wow. I await with bated breath how Bono sees this all in his next excremental installment in NYT.
chalkgirl: When the mare goes dry, the next is the bull.
You may quote me.
I think I’ll design the Dubya Edition Monoploy game in his honor. You start by borrowing trillions…
Bye!! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
Talk about for the birds!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
can someone summarize this, I can’t even muster up the effort to read a liveblog of a bush presser.
I spit on his enzymes and amino acids.
The consensus is that the world would be a better place if Bush 41 had never met Barbara.
Joke’s on Bush. Persona non grata at the biggest party of the century on Tuesday. Even by his sick sociopathic disaffected standards, that’s gotta hurt a little.
Over the past few years, several things are important: 1) With no disrespect to people with developmental disabilities, the word “Fucktard” is an important addition to our lexicon. 2) We must NEVER, Never, never, sign an extradition treaty with Paraguay. Since we won’t be able to extradite Paulson - Cheney - Bush 41 - Bush 43, etc. back here, we will just carpet-bomb Paraguay. OK? Wonkette Rule proposed: show of hands? 3) Timmy Geithner, and other Obama-appointed douchenozzles will be exported to Paraguay with Rodham Blagojevich, and others on a list that grows daily.
Being on the west coast, I’m sorta sorry I missed the speech because I’ve dreaming of this moment for, ohhhh, about 8 years. I want to savor every moment of the door hitting his sorry ass.
S.Luggo: That’s beautiful.
Okay, this has probably been way done, but here’s one to add to the collection.
Hooray For Anything: You can relive GWB’s farewell speech through the Sundance enrty, “Mistakes Were Made”.
I ate dinner while watching — a big piece of quiche. ‘Cause I’m an elitist. Anyone can drink.
Hopefully he’ll be remembered as George the Dog. Apparently, it works in several languages.
Obama may have skipped the speech — he was having dinner at Equinox.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/01/15/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4726147.shtml
I guess he didn’t order the sanctimony.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yeessssssssss.
Dieses schadenfreude glaubt recht verdammtes gutes, meine Wonkette Freunde! But it doesn’t feel as good as I thought it was going to. I’m tired of being so righteously fucking angry all the time…tired of arguing with ignorant Bitterz and Christards…tired of watching my friend’s formerly middle-class kids who, back in the day, would have bought their home and educations for their children with their blue-collar salaries. Now they can only be a.) meth cooks b.) Wal-Martards c.) prison guards or d.) have their Hummer blown out from under ‘em by an IED made from a US 155mm howitzer shell Rumsfeld sold Saddam in 1985.
Christ.
On the bright side, my 8-year-long fantasizing of beating Sean Hannity’s smug, racist face in with a 2 X 4 came to a halt on the afternoon of November 6th last. I set my DVR so that when I came home from work I could watch that cocksucker’s lying, sweaty, screwface twist and grimace as he was forced to read teh magic Negro incantation “President-Elect Obama” off the FAUX NEWS teleprompter. I swear ta Gawd I rewound it more times than Jasmine Rouge’s latest money shot. Hehengh..
My dear Wonkettes, I have pulled something out of the shameful video archive of the 2004 “election” so that you can jeer, hoot and throw shit with renewed vigor tonight.
Examine once more - if you have the stomach - the disgraced toadies, the fawning Bushite syncophants, the showboating transvestite Mayor, the rabid turncoat Georgia hayseed, WALNUTS!, the chortling Hollywood Austrian Nazi spawn , “Big” Dick Cheney and all the rest, chanting those obscene mantras ad nauseum while fat, deluded Repug fucktards cheer themselves hoarse.
They are singing a different tune now, by God.
It’s only a short, sweet little bit of C-Span editing called The 2004 RNC Convention in 90 Seconds..
Ah, the memories. It’s a hoot - and a half.
agitpropster: It’s only a short, sweet little bit of C-Span editing called The 2004 RNC Convention in 90 Seconds..
terrists terrists terrists. on tuesday, the terrists are finally, officially OUT.
“no one can question the results.”
This statement is making my brain melt, unless he’s saying that there’s no question that the results have been horrifying, appalling and wretched.
In which case, well, George, we’ve finally found a topic we can agree upon.
[/buffing black heel marks off my LCD teevee]
Good Night, And Good Luck!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/01/th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-thats-all.html
Good riddance, coward!
A flaming bag of poo on the metaphorical doorstep of America: light and run
Mr Blifil: Better yet, as of 12:01 est, Tuesday, Our Fearless and Brazen Monkey Boy gets relegated to the dustbin of being nothing more, ever, than a Trivial Pursuit question, forever.
Also.
Downside to all this is that in a little over 100 hours I’m gonna have to give up the raging blind drunk I’ve been on for the last part of his Prezdinetting and straighten up and fly right.
Thats gonna suck, the greatest Hopey Hope I’ve got for the course of the next week is that the shakes won’t be so bad, and hopefully the DTs won’t be fatal.
Where to begin … Ok, I got it. That’s not pink eye — it’s the ass cancer everyone has wished upon him. No? All right then, 9-11, Freedom marches on, if you don’t do everything I say the terrorists win, 9-11, WMD, Bin Laden, Katrina, economy crash … Ah, whatever, just go already. Faster! Get out now! Live a long life with generous doses of daily misery and shame. GET OUT!
Say it with me, people, and say it every day: WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
As a non-English person I’ve always been wondering the name Campbell. What is the origin of that? Do you need a special bell in camping conditions? Why should anyone use that word as a name?
Then I looked at the Online Etymology Dictionary. And it’s all clear to me now: http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=Campbell
Folks at CNN are into people with family names as first names. Like Anderson Cooper & Campbell Brown. Why?
Oh, and goodbye, George.
All anyone can talk about today (and late night yesterday) is the mad skilz of ‘Sully’ Sullenberger, , the amazing pilot who crashed an airliner into the Hudson river and managed to do it so skillfully that no one died.
Speaking of plane crashes, didn’t Dumbya do something last night on the TV?
Does anybody care, today?
I couldn’t watch it without screaming ‘fuck you!’ whenever he finished a sentence. It actually made me quite deranged to watch that oblivious, self deluding cretin talk. That and the vodka.
I gotta get it in, ciao, you fucking beady eyed creep…
Cape Clod: I actually missed the presser because I was at a commie pinko faggot Community Organizing meeting. But I still got to curse like I had Tourette’s at the rehash NPR so graciously provided this morning. It will be refreshing to have my regular vocabulary back. Oh, and Mitch McConnell can eat a bag of dicks too.
cal: Um, that’s scarier than 9/11. For real.
queeraselvis v 2.0: I think the only thing that Charles Krauthammer has ever been right about is that there is such a thing as ‘Bush Derangement Syndrome’. What he still doesn’t realize is that it’s an entirely natural response to having to put up with this searingly incompetent ass-clown for the last eight years.
The French had a point when it came to the guillotine.
Heckuva job, Bushie.
After W’s exit speech, it’s clear what he’s planning to do after he leaves office. I just hope he knows that stand-up comedy is tough gig.
he spoke for 14 minutes , just long enough for Cheney to tie up Rich Gannon for one last tryst in front of the roaring fire containing the secrets in Cheney’s man-sized safe….