Rod Blagojevich for the win! The comedy continues, as smirking creep Dick Cheney swears in megalomaniacal Death Monument-builder Roland Burris. This marks the end of racism and the Triumph of the Black Spirit. [AP]

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  1. [re=219732]american mutt[/re]: Good lord — he was appointed by Blagojevich and sworn in by Cheney — hasn’t the man suffered enough?

  2. The problem is that he won’t be able to carve “* U.S. Senator” under the “TRAIL BLAZER FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN IN ILLINOIS TO BECOME:” heading of his big luxury tomb because, well, he ain’t. Guess this will have to go under the “OTHER MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS” part of the tomb.

    Damn, it’s a stone resume.

  3. Wonkette, this overt racism needs to stop. The PUMAs may enjoy it when they’re not talking about farts or inadequate black males, but you’re making the black jesus cry.

  4. The least he could do in thanks for personal Dick ceremony is make room in the crypt for Cheney’s much deserved and long overdue dirt nap.

  5. I still don’t understand why this is viewed as such a major victory for Blagojevich. Getting Roland Burris sworn into the Senate will not keep him out of jail.

  6. There is a reason why Burris wasn’t more animated and joyous–Dick Durbin mouthbreathing on one’s neck is enough to strike fear into the heart of even the bravest person…

  7. I’m waiting for teh Wonkettes to post something about Joe Biden’s farewell speech. He was supposed to start at 10am, so he should be wrapping up just about now, God love ‘im.

  8. [re=219770]JeffGoldblum[/re]: What does it say when comparing a lowly French draftee to our Senate Majority leader is an insult to the French? Bravo, Reid. I owe an apology to the French military. Harry owes an apology to the universe.

  9. Haha, Barry is so screwed! He let this bozo get sworn into his senate seat, days before he is ruled as an UNNATURAL BORNE CITIZEN OF MUZZIE AND AFRICANOINDONESIO EVIL.

  10. [re=219750]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I don’t think it’s going to go on either tablet. I think he’s going to add an additional piece of marble above the word “Burris” that says, “United States Senator.” His family is probably now meeting with cemetery management to negotiate the addition of neon.

  11. [re=219771]shanemacgowan[/re]:

    Blago ain’t going to jail. The whole thing will blow over soon because Blago will resign his post to become the fifth judge on American Idol. Those trips to hollywood are valuable fucking things, why should he give it away?

  12. [re=219888]jetjaguar[/re]: When you go see that tomb and it actually DOES have a disco ball on it, you sue his ass. You were there first; I’ll be your witness.

  13. Roland Burris gets sworn in, and planes fall from the sky. You do the math. While you’re doing the math, I will be tucked away in my panic room.

  14. Fuk yez, Wonkers! Roland Burris has been a good guy for a long time. If he would add a graphic to his crypt that said, “A – Phi – A” and “Blago-Muerto”, would you be happy?

    And also — you can’t dance worth a shit.

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