Wonkette
- After going out to dinner with the Conservative Columnists, Obama took Maureen Dowd, Frank Rich, Rachel Maddow, Eugene Robinson, etc. out to lunch. Tomorrow he will drunkenly text Ron Paul and Wayne Allyn Root at 1 AM and invite them over to “watch a movie.” [The Caucus]
- Osama bin Laden has made his own YouTube fireside chat in which he sort of teases Barack Obama, but the subtext is “I’m not dead.” [Crooks and Liars]
- Andrew Sullivan wants you to know he has received a lot of emails asking about his off-the-record tryst with Obama but all he will say is that he feels “relief.” Ew. [Andrew Sullivan]
- Bush and Co. have been ordered to surrender their emails from March 2003 to October 2005 to America. This order comes on the heels of concerns that the administration has probably deleted most emails from March 2003 to October 2005. [HuffPost]
- Apparent human-in-beta Caroline Kennedy is the most unpopular person in the history of New York. [CNN Political Ticker]
Apparently Sully went for the baby bareback ribs.
Regarding CKen: “Of course, just one man’s opinion matters in this race — and he’s not talking.” Haha, because he can’t–he’s blind! Wait.
High five, Governor Paterson!
Caroline Kennedy needs a new haircut, speech lessons, and nose job, and then maybe she can get elected.
I demand details. Was Rachel Maddow the creme filling in an Obama - Sullivan sandwich? Did his dinner party the night before end with Bill Kristol on his knees while David Brookes licked honey from his feet?
Will Maureen Dowd mention to Barry how he’s black just like her cute black mailman?
it would be a relief if andrew sullivan actually had as much hair as his cartoon illustration has. woof!! i luvs me a burly blog bear.
Barry clinks the Waterford with his new BFFs the rightie columnists, then sends a discount Happy Meal coupon to the libs. (*tear*)
sheesh…the conservitards get the date night dinner and the libs only get the hangover breakfast.
come on Barry!
if sullivan’s relieved, does this mean barry doesn’t really hate the gays?
Eugene Robinson?!?! Did he do the Dirty Bird and then mistake a cop for a prostitute?!?!?
Oh, not that Eugene Robinson.
I would like Rachel Maddow to be the cream in my sandwich, also.
The real question is will he call them the next day to explain how his life is really complicated right now and he promises to call whenever he can spare some time.
No? That’s just me? Well OK then.
Hey Sully, how about another word? Fantasy. I mean, we all know you secretly tried to diddle the cardboard cutout of Barry you stole from Peggy Noonan’s potpourri and chenille-covered boudoir. So spill, or may your dick become infected from the thousand paper cuts you receive from aforesaid diddling. Kthxbai.
re: C Ken
“Meanwhile, Reps. Carolyn Maloney, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Steve Israel all draw single digit support.”
So…they were at Bobby Van’s and that was a puma giving single digit support.
So…when is Wonkette going to have their 30 seconds with Barry when he gets around to the bloggers?
You mean they were spose to save those e-mails? I’m sure they were just a bunch of spam for weight loss and/or how to get their girlfriends to stop using their vibrator*
*not actual spam, actual spam will be more crude and/or have the potential for termination from job should you open it
Re: Email Retention - Who wants to be the historian who has to wade through that stuff?
mylesfromnowhere: i prefer double digit support but i’m a whore
Rachel but not Chris or Keith! Those ladies must be so jealous given their big fat man crushes on Barry!
“Bush and Co. have been ordered to surrender their emails from March 2003 to October 2005 to America. This order comes on the heels of concerns that the administration has probably deleted most emails from March 2003 to October 2005″
What do they want the Administration to do? You can’t un-drillpress arrays and arrays of hard drives.
If only JFK Jr. didn’t think he was Charles Lindberg he’d already have the seat and we’d be staring at his wife’s big nose.
RE: Andrew Sullivan. Relief is just a swallow away.
I call BS on both Frank Rich and Maureen Dowd both having lunch with Obama since they are the same person. Pictures or it didn’t happen.
labdork: now the question is: your hand or mine?
marioninnyc: My thoughts EXACTLY. I’m picturing Keith right now, stomping his feet and sobbing, “It’s just not FAIR!!” into a hankie, before going on air and reminding America how he gave Maddow her break.
Mo MoDo: How dare you??? Frank Rich writes in english, last I checked.