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Upscale D.C. Steakhouse Features Vulgar Hand Gestures

Fancy fancy steak-eatersOh hey looky here, Barack Obama (not pictured) went to Bobby Van’s last week! Anybody see anything weird about this picture?

You type emails to your mother with that hand?

Oh. Oh dear. (Thank you Wrongavore for the tip!)

Rearranging the Tables in Washington: Can Obama’s Coattails Reach to Restaurants? [New York Times]


11:59 AM on Wed January 14 2009
By Sara K. Smith
7897 Views

  1. Gopherit says at 12:02 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Is that AMC?

  2. chascates says at 12:02 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Is that Liz replying to another would-be suitor?

  3. CollegeStudent says at 12:03 pm, January 14th, 2009

    It’s all white people?

  4. teebob2000 says at 12:03 pm, January 14th, 2009

    “Anybody see anything weird about this picture?”

    You mean aside from the vertigo-inducing, villain’s-lair-from-the-old-Batman-teevee-series-type camera angle?

  5. Mista Eko says at 12:04 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Waldo’s missing shoe?

  6. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:04 pm, January 14th, 2009

    …of course Barack Obama wasn’t there, otherwise that purse in the foreground would be gone!

  7. ManchuCandidate says at 12:06 pm, January 14th, 2009

    CollegeStudent:
    My thoughts exactly.

  8. bfstevie says at 12:06 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Do vegetarian Republicans deny that they’re vegetarians?

  9. Lascauxcaveman says at 12:08 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Gopherit: That’s what I’m thinking. AMC loaded up on good bourbon, trying to start a proper barfight.

  10. finallyhappy says at 12:08 pm, January 14th, 2009

    The same people in the picture are having that stupid “ball” in Georgetown?

  11. Anybody see anything weird about this picture?

    YES! Why is my wife talking to that strange man after she told me she had to work late???

  12. Someone left her purse unattended on a table? In D.C.?!?

  13. Colander says at 12:10 pm, January 14th, 2009

    ph7: I think she knows you’re watching.

  14. BillyClubb says at 12:10 pm, January 14th, 2009

    “Anybody see anything weird about this picture?”

    Yeah, the people in the picture seem to be enjoying themselves, which is quite rare these days.

  15. AliBabaInBA says at 12:11 pm, January 14th, 2009

    HE: “Hey, maybe you just haven’t been with the right guy.” (”Yeah, I may be diminutive but I’m a lawyer and she’s got to love the leather,” he adds to himself.)
    She:
    He: “Whoa, there’s a client — gotta go (wink).”

  16. lenorecutie says at 12:11 pm, January 14th, 2009

    CollegeStudent: That’s what I thought it was going to be, too.

  17. Mr Blifil says at 12:11 pm, January 14th, 2009

    This picture brings up painful memories.

  18. Monsieur Grumpe says at 12:16 pm, January 14th, 2009

    I think we’re going to be seeing a lot more of this kind gesturing in the near future. Now that Dickhead Cheney is going to be let loose in the real world he’ll no doubt be bumping into real world people. Just like that dentist in New Orleans after Katrina, I predict we’ll all be enthusiastically greeting the Dark One with a soaring mono digit and a hearty “Hey Cheney, fuck you!” Can’t wait.

  19. The Cold Sea says at 12:21 pm, January 14th, 2009

    AMC at Bobby Van’s? Must be networking.

  20. Wrongavore says at 12:23 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Good arugula at this place I hear.

  21. I love it when bar women sign dirty.

  22. Heywood Floyd says at 12:24 pm, January 14th, 2009

    The handbag in the foreground is clearly a YSL knock-off. TACKY!

  23. Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool says at 12:24 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Pah, the NYT started flipping the bird with Judy Miller and hiring Kristol so what’s a little photographic evidence?

  24. Fuck me? No, no. Fuck YOU, picture guy.

  25. randomsausage says at 12:24 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Looks like the kind of joint Spitzer would visit to pick up a high class hooker or two. What’s the address?

  26. Mr Blifil says at 12:26 pm, January 14th, 2009

    The Cold Sea: That conclusion seemed so obvious as to be absurd, so I immediately discounted it. But now y’all are making me think it’s her.

  27. golliwog says at 12:27 pm, January 14th, 2009

    There’s like a 3:1 ratio of men to women. The nice lady using sign language realized that too.

  28. Deepthroat says at 12:27 pm, January 14th, 2009

    they’re not wearing burlap sacks and eating skewered alley cat?

  29. Fly Over Girl says at 12:28 pm, January 14th, 2009

    The lazy fucks haven’t taken down the Christmas decorations.

    Where is the Hopey? Did whitey send him to the kitchens?

  30. Wait, I know that one. That’s Houlihan’s for “I’m busy”.

  31. Looks like AMC telling Mark Penn to go in bathroom and do hisself.

  32. MathewBrooks says at 12:30 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Where is Maude Flanders when you need someone something innocuous to be whipped into a FULL SCALE MORAL PANIC!?!?!

  33. It’s a streetlight.

  34. Thanks to the young lady’s blunt response to his inquiries, some other lady is now in a shallow grave somewhere in the Maryland woods.

  35. If someone were to cry out, “Douchebag! Is there a douchebag in the house?”, watch the stampede.

  36. That bar look like the Island of Lonely Men. Like that woman didn’t know she’d get hit on sitting at that bar?

  37. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:56 pm, January 14th, 2009

    The LNS olds all go there. Barry is their leader.

  38. must be a PUMA

  39. JadedDIssonance says at 12:59 pm, January 14th, 2009

    I don’t see any steak.

  40. The line for Larry Craig’s stall has spilled into the bar.

  41. Woodwards Friend says at 1:06 pm, January 14th, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy: Boom baby!

  42. Those Bitches at the NYT have altered the photo already.

  43. jamietre says at 1:14 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Actually they didn’t just photoshop it, they outright replaced it with another, far less hilarious shot taken a moment later. But now we can see the face of the goon who was getting the finger before.

  44. jamietre says at 1:19 pm, January 14th, 2009

    … and luckily, whatever lame CMS the New York Times is using, probably makes it too confusing for unpaid interns to delete images once they’ve been uploaded.

    http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/14/dining/14power2_650.jpg

  45. “What would you say to a little fuck?”

    “Uh…’hello, little fuck’?”

  46. randomsausage says at 1:28 pm, January 14th, 2009

    This looks like a place where Cougars roam. I can see Mdm Pennington of Nooningshire alighting here from a horseless carriage. Perhaps for a nightcap — a Gin Buck or a Queen’s Park Swizzle — following the latest Ibsen opening.

  47. Capitol Hillbilly says at 1:42 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Big deal. Moby Grape did it 42 years ago.

  48. Mr Blifil says at 2:06 pm, January 14th, 2009

    randomsausage: Nightcap? If by nightcap you mean sucking off a team of busboys and drinking the splooge from a shot glass. There won’t be any Ibsen in DC for a while either, but this spring there will be gay, gay, witty, gay Noel Coward.

  49. Dashboard_Buddha says at 3:01 pm, January 14th, 2009

    I <3 AMC

  50. Liz! Liz! A simple “no thank you” is sufficient. You don’t have to tell every young man where to cram it.

  51. Looks like what i left 15 yrs ago. A dingy gay bar.

  52. HuddledMass says at 4:38 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Monsieur Grumpe: That guy calling out “Fuck you, Mr. Cheney, Fuck you,” in New Orleans was one or the high points of my political life, and I trust he was also flipping Darth off.

  53. mylesfromnowhere says at 4:44 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Honest mistake…she just thought the photographer was with PJTV.

  54. Hart88: She can’t be a PUMA, she can count too high and she’s not fat enough.

  55. SpikeyDog says at 10:53 pm, January 14th, 2009

    Wrong? Looks like your typical Gay Bar to me. Old trolls cruising for a DC twink, and a few fag hags thrown in.

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