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Your own Sara K. Smith has been nominated by a mysterious “Ken” to appear as a fourth panelist in some South by Southwest Interactive panel on bad social media campaigns. Who are the other nominees? Oh, a bunch of people who actually know “things” about social media. Obviously this cannot stand. Saddle up and get to work plz. Oh and unlike that other web “blogs” awards thing, you can only vote once, so vote wisely! [Survey Monkey]
Mission Decomplished. Ken’s still sleeping it off, so what else can we help you with?
They better throw in first class airfare and a cash retainer, or we’ll go to war against them.
I wish I could go Southwest.
It’s S.A.D. here in the Midwest.
P.S. …you can only vote once, so vote wisely!
Is that a challenge?
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If you’re willing to share a room with Derragh Murphy, you can haz vote.
This vote is a valuable fucking thing, we’re not giving it away for free.
Sarah, fire those other schomoes and get us some editorial support!!!!
Anything named Suxorz can’t be fun. Can you use that word in a sentence?
Does this suxorz what?
Oh and unlike that other web “blogs” awards thing, you can only vote once, so vote wisely!
But what about our proxy server?!
Have fun, Sara, but don’t go anywhere near that guy in the photo.
This resident hacker has setup a perl script! See you in Austin!!
I tried to vote for Sara, but WebSense was racist and blocked me.
i tried to vote for Sara, but WebSense hates teh geyz and blocked me. I smell a conspiracy!
Dear Wonkette, I will click on anything with the word “Monkey” in it, of course, voted for SKS, please learn the code “target=_blank” when sendin’ us off on our numerous voting missions, I haz to re-open teh Wonkette again and I haz a lazy…
Oh and Sara, may I inquire as to the words you used in The Google that produced the above pic?
If “Suxorz” wants you to “model” or do a “screen test”, run, Sara, run!
Monsieur Grumpe: You can suxorz have buttsecks, it’s all good to me.
We don’t have many prickly prosthetic penii of that size in Austin.
Let’s try it again. He’s got the Palin haters/doubters altogether for a Palin hate-fest. “Barry, we didn’t think you were a terrorist, Okay?” Except Kraut. I think CK must have just heard about it, called Will, his wife picked up the phone and that was that. This is the apocryphal Georgetown Cocktail party McCain was halucinating about in Des Moines and its worse than his worst percoset-fueled nightmares.
I’m not on Facebook, but I voted for you in my heart or wherever, like Jimmy Carter. Hubba. Also, ’sux0rz’ is spelled with a zero not an ‘o’, like ‘pr0n’.
NB: HELL FOR CONDOMS
My question about the picture is what’s Red Green doing in the Sonoran Desert, and where’s Harold?
freakishlystrong: “silly cactus.”
I voted! When do I gets to meet my Sara?
norbizness: Maybe not in YOUR part of town.
Voted! see you there!
freakishlystrong: Pretty obvious really: Joe +Plumber
I voted like four times, then someone said Facebooks, so I signed into that, and now the link just takes me there, so…so now I’m not sure what’s going on. I hate facebook though. Also?
Colander: Facebook is awesome. All the freaks who stalked me shortly after we graduated high school (”I’m coming to New York to be an ACTRESS!!!”) have all found me again.
Sara K. Smith: Mr Blifil: tnx..I was thinking more on the lines of “Hobo + prickly + balls” but Joe+Plumber works for that as well…
There’s a Shakespearean gag in that picture someplace about being “prick’d”, but damn if I can figure out what it is.
Done and done. But aren’t there other panels that would be more fun? Also?
space stout: Websense blocked me, too. It said that what I was clicking might be unsafe or inappropriate for my workplace. However, it let Wonkette load with that photo of the dude behind that odd cactus arrangement, so what does that say about my workplace, I wonder?
Us “saddle up and get to work”, dearie? Um, it’s not up to “us” to “turn” Drudge, Sara. So get your riding crop and do the libtards’ hard slog. Reverse cowgirl if you must.
Liz Glover is going? Yes?
You know, Sara, I could always parachute me there.
sanantonerose: Meet up at Fado’s?
Do you know where the Vice party is gonna be?
BTW, if you do make it to SXSW in Austin, look for me. I’m the Whopper Virgin with the long goatie.
Man, if Liz Glover is going then I’m going to have to bathe….that suxorz.
I wonder what Meghan McCain thinks of that French Tickler of Arizona attraction.
He’s never getting laid. Ever.
We in Austin will be delighted to throw a party for Sara. It may just be hobo beans, roasted street pigeon, and home brew but that’ll be American’s standard diet pretty soon.
chascates: We can invite Leslie..you know, the life of the party.
El Pinche: And Crazy Carl Hickerson:
http://www.austinhome-grown.com/
freakishlystrong: giant cactus. third row, middle.
“The SXSW Interactive Festival offers five days of panels, keynote discussions, Trade Show, and exciting evening events. Attendees benefit from hands-on, how-to training as well as long-term, big-picture analysis in an atmosphere that charges creativity and out-of-the-box thinking. More to the point, coming to SXSW Interactive is a great way to recharge your creativity.”
Will there be a panel on redundancy?
A Vote for SXSW is worth something. I’m not just giving it away. So my vote goes to whoever promises to just talk about Truck Nutz (TM) and Buttsex. After all, how can you have a social campaign, either good or bad, without Truck Nutz (TM) and Buttsex?
is Newell going?
Best thing about my vote? It ALSO buys Sarah 1 (one) free date next time she comes to Minneapolis for the Republican National Convention, in 2009.
They have those every year in the same place, right?
Sara? Oh yeah, I’d hit that!
Okay, I did my small part to make your dream a reality. I know that you will have some valuable input, or at least be able to find all of the best parties to score free booze. Networking is so important.
And I cast my vote in the memory of my late fellow-kabuki Ricardo Montalban.
pattycake: Fado’s? Sure thing!!!