Famous Obama Wax Demon Terrifies Children At DC Grocery Store
Your Wonkette associate editor was buying his weekly "groceries" (frozen gravy-flavored bacon sticks and chocolate) at the Safeway on 14th & D sts. SE when suddenly his fellow customers screamed, "OMG IT'S OBAMA." Then: "I want my picture taken with Obama." Lastly: "Oh he's just wax Obama." Just kidding, your associate editor was the only person to do this. This is the famous Wax Demon , and it will be terrorizing other Safeways in the District tonight, according to the terrorist in charge. This is what feminism looks like!