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ROAD OF BONES: Polls close tomorrow night, for this tragic Fake Weblog Awards warblogging contest. Comics Curmudgeon for the Humor, Blue Gal’s pick of Driftglass for this thing, and let’s have a final crushing blow against all other “liberal blogs,” for the sin of being liberal.
ALSO: Pharyngula (Latin for “sexytime”) for Science Blog, RumpRoast for whatever category, then Medium Large for the car-toon, and that’s it?
Oh, and vote !~synthesizer~! for best use of the tilde in a blog. Grace the Spot, too, which is a popular Lebanese blog which deserves a Strong Second Place. And whatever else you say in the comments, we endorse that probably, too. MOST IMPORTANTLY, NOMINATIONS CLOSE TONIGHT FOR THE REAL 2009 BLOGGIES, so please go take care of that right away, Wonkette for politics and humor blogs, thank you, the end! [2009 BLOGGIES]
WONKETTE WARBLOGGING!!1!
Oh. My. God. I look at the picture. And I laugh. Then I look at it again. And I laugh. And then I look at it again. How the fuck am I suppose to vote if I can’t stop laughing?
That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.
Walnuts! I bet he tastes like BenGay, Rogaine, Wurther’s Originals, and salt, and he just finds himself so irresistibly tasty. Either that or he’s trying to lick his skin cancer away…
The mighty Wonkette Army has brought Pharyngula (”biological ejaculations”!) within striking range of asshat global-warming-denial site Watts Up with That in the
Best Science Blog category.
Let’s push this “godless liberal” over the top!
Indeed, this is a disturbing universe.
Geez, what a great idea to re-port Quake 3 and use politicians’s heads for the monsters. I vote McCain for the Caecodaemon, Palin for Trite, and Joe duh Plumber for Fat Zombie.
I shall see that image, kneeling over my prone body like an incubus, in my PTSD blood-riven nightmares.
Christ, it’s the Self Licking McCain Cone.
My nominations, in addition to Wonkette, for political blogs:
Counterterrorism Blog
Abu Aardvark
SHIT I accidentally keep typing in “Confluence” everywhere. Goddamnit I need to learn how to use this new Macbook’s keyboard thing.
OTHER THAN THAT my favorite blogs include:
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and Reagan, also.
The McHead in the lower left corner is clearly liking that a bit too much.
My gawd, that gif belongs in the National Gallery. Right next to the Hieronymous Bosch stuff.
Darehead: Aww, my meme lives!
Everyone should be voting for Fuck You, Penguin in the best pet blog category.
Haha, crazy PUMAs are killing the weblogawards site.
You’re so wonderful to link me, I’m almost happy I lost to you, and finishing ahead of Taylor Marsh is like watching a bucket of goat blood fall on the prom queen, or something. I’m sure you feel exactly the same about The Confluence and Josh Marshall. Did you notice Josh Marshall was wearing the exact same dress on the Weblog red carpet as Riverwater (or whatever her name is)? They’re called publicists, bitchez! Getch yerselfs one!
Wonkette, I will always remember that you supported Driftglass for best individual blogger. He really deserves it, even if he weren’t running against Attila the Nun. Thanks to you, he can publicly tell any Pajamas Media blogger, cloistered or not, to kneel and fellate.
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-individual-blogger/
Thank you.
Barrett808: Also, just because we can:
Melanie Phillips is a right-wing exterminationist in the Pammy Batlass-Shrugged (/Bill Kristol) mode.
Created In Birmingham = some normal people.
Vote Created In Birmingham!
(hank you veddy much)
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Could y’all please, please, please vote for D-Listed as Best Gossip Blog? It keeps me sane and happy.
The tonguing McCains remind me of a joke.
Two laid off investment brokers were walking down the street and observed a Labradoodle licking its balls. The first broker said “Gee, I wish I could do that!” The second broker replied “You better pet him first.”
SeminoleInDior: Michael K sacrifices his soul to the trashy Reality TV gods so we can have our freedom.
SkimLatteModerate: I’ve started using “elegant” in a completely sarcastic way, and use “anyway” as only a prefix for whatever trash I am talking at the time. Michael K is love. And my own personal soul mate.
http://2009.bloggies.com/ is one pain-in-the-ass voting setup!I had to vote fill in one category with 3 names/URLs, type in the funny words, and then reply to an email to verify it all. That should cut down on the number of votes for that award.
I would like to thank the PUMAs for aggressively campaigning against my blog Rumproast. I could never have won so resoundingly without the help of your over-hyperventilating brand of magical boomerang activism. p.s. Please breathe deeply from a bag of Mark Penn’s rancid ass vapors. Love, Kevin.
Blue Gal: I have been voting for you since you asked so nicely.
Blue Gal: Blue Girl is Hawt
Blue Gal: Blue Gal, you were by far and away the biggest winner in these awards. If there was a Best Sport award it would be all yours, but something tells me you’d have to beat off Uppity Woman to lay claim to it.
Blue Gal: Fuck NYNYNY. Will you be my interwebz girlfriend?
Well well, Nowww everyone’s in luv with blue gal.
So go vote for her!
Best Diarist, Blue Gal!
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Well thar I be… and I be damned.
Thanks for supporting the Lebanese.
ifthethunderdontgetya”: That is Blue Girl, not Blue Gal. You are a liar and I hate you. HARD. Regardless, every one should follow the above link and vote for Blue Girl, Red State. And Vote for Blue GAL here:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-liberal-blog/
i haz teh, how you call it, ennui? - with the PUMAs. my WARBLOG days are numbered. ready to move onward and upward, and currently gearing up to make fun of Barry the Unicorn, starting in 8 crazy days. it’ll be like Chanukah!!!
ALSO: Everyone vote for This American Life for Best Podcast. We cannot let Mugglecast win! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-podcast/
CivicHoliday: The PUMAs have been the dull. After Barry’s coronation as king for life, we will find a fiercer foe. Dig deep, little soldier!
Nightmares for a week.
*runs off to wash eyeballs with Lava soap*
This Riverdaughter guy? She’s wacko, man! She’s worse than crazy. Sje’s evil. It’s fuckin’ pagan idolatry. Look around you. Shit! She’s loco… I ain’t afraid of all them fuckin’ skulls and altars and shit. I used to think if I died in an evil place, then my soul wouldn’t be able to make it to Heaven. But now? Fuck! I mean, I don’t care where it goes, as long as it ain’t The Confluence. So whaddya wanna do? I’ll kill the fuck.
NoWireHangers: Yeah. That’s why you got nominated for Commenter of the Year.
My tildes and I express our heartfelt thanks to the followers of Wonk!
shafeen
Come on, no endorsement for Fuck You Penguin for best pet blog? If Jim Newell ever wrote a pet blog, the result would be Fuck You Penguin.
SeminoleInDior: Agreed! Again people, Dlisted for gossip blog. The snark is strong with that homo.
jagorev: yesyesyes! How did i live without it?
Awwwww yeahhhh! Auto-erotic Walnuts threeway, bitches! Bow chicka bow bow!
I’d like to put in a shout out for the Fuck You Penguin blog, which is currently under threat to something lame called ‘Cute Overload’ in the ‘Best Pet Blog’ Category.
Really, vote for something called ‘Cute Overload,’ or go for ‘Fuck You Penguin?’ I think the choice is clear: http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-pet-blog/
That gif is the single most disturbing thing I will see all week. At least, it better be.
Great, thanks. Thanks a lot for that gif. You’ve totally ruined Miyazaki’s “Spirited Away” for me forever.
Something I just re-discovered, although it appears to be too late.
In my very very very first post on Grace The Spot, guess which blog I linked to?
Wonkette.
http://gracethespot.com/?p=7
Missed an opportunity to milk votes… le sigh.
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i’m a dork.