Army Overwhelmed By Fat Recruits

All of the fit youngsters in America have already been sent off to War, so the only people left on the home front are pre-teens, very old people, and the obese. Various military/first responder spokespeople in this tragic AP article blame an epidemic of fat volunteers on "a lack of physical education in the high schools" and "a hard time understanding a healthy diet and the importance of daily exercise." Jesus, you know we are doomed when fuckingArmy recruiterssound like a pack of sissypants liberals. You also know we are doomed when the Army has literally run out of non-obese people to recruit. [ AP ]