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Obama’s Gay Bishop Is Also Probably A Gay Pawn

  • Obama hired some gay bishop to give some mini Invocation speech, for fairness. Barack Obama has made history by being the first politician to hire a gay man to perform a service and not break the law or his marital vows in doing so. [AMERICAblog]
  • Your Second Life avatar is destroying the actual, First Life Earth just as much as any random actual person from Brazil. [Hit & Run]
  • Marc Ambinder is now plagiarizing witch-algebra from Nate Silver and predicting the chances Hopey has of accomplishing anything. [Marc Ambinder]
  • Today Obama is meeting with the President of Mexico, “el Presidente”. [Top of the Ticket]
  • Congress has hit a home-run for irrelevance today, as Roger Clemens, a baseball player from maybe the 1980s (?), will face a grand jury probe about whether or not he maybe took steroids. [Politico]


4:39 PM on Mon January 12 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 4:42 pm, January 12th, 2009

    You may well mock, but Gene Robinson vowed he wasn’t going to do some “clappy happy” prayer. Take THAT, Prick Warren!

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:49 pm, January 12th, 2009

    How much carbon-dioxide is released by all the people fapping to their Second Life avatars? You have to look out for these UNCONTROLLED variables, by which I mean a man with his own penis in his hand, or another man’s penis in his hand, or both. This of course depends on the situation.

    Hypothetically, you could have two men with two other penis’ in their hand while their penis is in the hand of someone else. When this gets complicated, these above-described men may use their mouths, also. This is referred to as fellatio, also.

  3. chascates says at 4:49 pm, January 12th, 2009

    Good news for Obama: Bush said every day has been a joy in the White House and this burden business is overstated. He said he had a fabulous team around him and they all had fun. Too bad no one outside the White House had much fun over the past 8 years but some people just have that happy-go-lucky outlook.

  4. DustBowlBlues says at 4:50 pm, January 12th, 2009

    I can’t help wishing that Jim Wallis was doing the invocation. But the closer is a left wing black Methodist (I’m assuming United M, maybe not.) With Robinson, kind of covering the waterfront, aren’t they?

    Who is preaching at this church service, anyway?

  5. Canuckledragger says at 4:52 pm, January 12th, 2009

    Hopey got pwned? By a gey?

    He hasn’t even been sworn IN yet….

  6. Lascauxcaveman says at 5:00 pm, January 12th, 2009

    …maintaining a character (known as an avatar) in the Second Life virtual reality game, requires 1,752 kilowatt hours of electricity per year. That is almost as much used by the average Brazilian.

    A wax job takes a lot of energy.

  7. chascates: Maybe some of Bush’s fabulous team could give Teh Geh Invocshunz.

  8. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 5:38 pm, January 12th, 2009

    Oh good. If my time on Second Life is speeding up my eventual death, and yours, then it’s time well spent.

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 5:41 pm, January 12th, 2009

    I don’t understand the Roger Clemens story — it’s a Politico article and yet has no angle on why Clemens’ testimony is going to hurt the Obama administration. Politico has lost its focus.

  10. Mr Blifil says at 5:43 pm, January 12th, 2009

    I foresee problems when the Bishop opens the invocation by saying “Suck it Rick Warren” whereupon the right reverend will immediately wipe out a few rows of invitees attempting to dive under the Bishop’s capacious skirts.

  11. I believe the correct term for this “mini Invocation” is “Invo-gay-tion”.

  12. MAYBE Clemens took steroids? Maybe Michael Jackson had a nose job.

  13. Gay bishops have the best robes.

  14. sailingthestyx says at 6:34 pm, January 12th, 2009

    Speaking of gay bishops…donde esta el criticismo de seniorita Kristol?

  15. President Beeblebrox says at 6:42 pm, January 12th, 2009

    Ah, Reason, the dwelling-place of libertarian fools and Paultards, where the free market fixes all.

  16. DoctorCulturae says at 6:50 pm, January 12th, 2009

    DustBowlBlues: Agree Wallis would have been the better choice. Funny in a not funny way these kinds of guys go mute in these situations. Funny ha-ha not.

  17. willenniumd says at 8:34 pm, January 12th, 2009

    I agree. Look at how ridiculous these paultards really are.

  18. Maybe Bishop Robinson will throw down with a full-tilt smells and bells high-church mini-invocation, I can’t find it in The Book of Common Prayer but it’s gotta be in there, everything else is… Maybe it’s in the OTHER book, let’s see here, whoopsie, it opened to Leviticus 18:22, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” Hmmmm, I’d bet the SODOMITE Bishop of New Hampshire won’t mention THAT one at the invocation!

  19. Neon Trotsky says at 10:13 pm, January 12th, 2009

    “Will the world end in fire or ice? Nay, I say, but instead in the online masturbatorium of Second Life!”
    -unknown (probs Nostradamus)

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