What Is With All This 'War Reporting,' Anyhow?

Ladies and dudes, it's Joe the Plumber, reporting from Sderot, Israel! And ...wow.This miserable slob can't even bother to put on a collared shirt when he does his "reporting," which is really just bitching about how he "liked it back in World War I and World War II" when you would get all your war journalism at the movie theater. Is Joe the Plumber truly the world's largest known example of a human dildo, or is he a brilliant performance artist sent to us by Jesus/The Onion, for laffs? [ YouTube ]