Dick Cheney Makes Barack Obama President

Despite the best (?) efforts of PUMA and the Bigfoot Murderer, Congress counted up Nate Silver's mysterious 538 electoral votes today and guess what? Barack Obama got a whole lot of those votes -- 365 over old what's-his-name's 173 -- and Dick Cheney says that makes Barack Obama the president of the U.S.A., hooray! Why do we feel so creeped out? [YouTube]