Is it possible that the fringe nutcase world of Bigfoot and Space Monsters is also the fringe nutcase world of those people out to prove half-Muslin Kenyan Taliban Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal alien? A shocking new development suggests that some Texas redneck who used to call the Art Bell radio show and claim he shot a couple of Bigfoot Monsters may also be some Internet radio wingnut who will one day show the world his ROCK SOLID PROOF that your new president is actually an Indonesian wetback or whatever.
First, hit play on this thing and just let it go in the background:
One thing you may notice, if you’ve listened to the Coast to Coast AM radio program late at night while driving across the desert for no reason, is that it’s not spooky or entertaining at all in the daylight, sitting at your desk. It is just some delusional rednecks on a scratchy phone line, and Art Bell sounds as bored as a traffic-school instructor.
The other thing you may notice is, WTF THE DUDE IS CALLED “BUGS” AND HIS FRIENDS ARE CALLED “BIRD DOG” AND “HIM.”
Anyway, somebody on the Internet somewhere decided that the Bigfoot-murderer “BUGS” is actually “Ed Hale,” who talks over his Internet connection about the sinister half-muslin “Barry Sotero,” the secret spiderman identity of Barack Obama, and the secret Kenyan divorce which makes this so-called Obama actually a space alien.
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Alex Jones is cringing with fear right now.
Why aren’t they called ‘Bigcock’, because, you know, stands to reason…
At this point I cede the field to “Say it with Wookies.”
Coast to Coast is awesome. A couple of months ago, a woman from Houston called in to ask (with a creeping terror in her voice that was adorable) if the ants that kept chewing through her electrical wires were maybe genetically engineered by terrorists.
Ants are bugs.
BUGS. Bugs is in Texas.
I rest my case!?
I’m shocked that a man who talks about killing BigFeet (?) (read: unfortunate Furries) and aliens is also screaming about a phantom deevorce and illegal alien preznits. Just shocked.
Alt-Txt explains how those guys at ZZ Top can grow such snazzy beards.
Just wait until the Muslins and Furries–both long persecuted in this land–band together and launch their coup d’etat, establishing the Furry Caliphate…
Oh, carp… I was skeptical about these claims, but this is the guy who shot Bigfoot, fer chrissakes! Bigfoot was terrorizing my community, stealing chickens and trudging through people’s vegetable gardens. Then this guy came along and shot him for us.
Bugs and his “Dawg” are the only true Americans.
Were the Bigfeet launching rockets into his yard?
Would these by any chance be the same people who think 9/11 was an inside job?
This is truly awesome. I hope that some of the other proponents of the Barry Wuz Born in Kenya stuff turn out to have seen the aliens at Area 51.
Bugs musta made da wrong toin at Albakerkie!
I didn’t know Sasquatch was in season.
Texas stories like this remind me how much I really, really miss Molly Ivins. She would have written a wonderful tribute to good ole’ BUGS and all his batshit crazy friends.
So what? Big deal. Sarah Palin shoots Bigfoot from her helicopter every day, which in Alaska, lasts until 2012.
These Obama haters are just… I have no words. My heads about to splode. These people are literally blasting the SCOTUS 24/7 to be heard before the inauguration! OMG we can’t let Barry Hussein NOBAMA be sworn in! He’s a fraud! He’s not naturalized! THE REAL PATRIOTS HAVE TO SAVE THE CONSTITUTION!!!!!11111!!!!OMG
They scare me. They say things like “He is not my president. I will not swear allegiance to him. I will not have to obey any law he signs. And I am not alone. BHO will NOT take office on 1/20.” Cue ominous music.
I know we can’t silence these freaks but can’t we forcefully medicate them or something? Give them Yes We Can cookies? Sic PUMAS on them? Oh sorry, they hate Barry too.
So THAT’S why Barry always looks so waxed when pictured shirtless…because he IS waxed! He’s secretly an indonesian bigfoot, come to stage an inter-species coup!!!
[re=213200]Servo[/re]:
Wookie Season!
[re=213206]tootsieroll[/re]: we can put obama juice in the water? maybe that’ll work.
Just shut your fat stupid mouth! I don’t care where Obama was born. George W. Bush was born here and he lead us right into a toilet full of vomit, so just shut your fat stupid mouth! I’m cranky today.
I can’t believe ‘you people’ dug out a picture from the Star Wars Holiday special. Life Day is saved!
If you shave a big foot, does it become a real boy?
I walked past the SCOTUS building the other evening- and there was a sign that said “SUCK IT UP-HE WON” Okay, there wasn’t but he did.
But has he developed Portal Technology?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU
[re=213180]Serolf Divad[/re]:
1. Bigfoot like chicken
2. Black people like chicken
3. Obama is black
I REST MY CASE
bastard killed cousin it!
Where is sayitwithwookies??!?!?!
None of us should be commenting on this without first hearing from him.
[re=213223]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: no, not a real boy. it becomes a senator.
Big mistake! Bigfoot monsters actually eat lizard people so this was a step backwards.
[re=213174]Mr Blifil[/re]: Say it with Wookies is busy buying Phish Tickets, so as to continue his research on said Wookies.
[re=213212]Mustang[/re]: I’m a little cranky today myself. On top of all the shit news, I’m about to run out of the dee-licious milk chocolate dipped, peanut butter topped ritz crackers cookies a nice lady at church made for me.
Isn’t it time we just face up to the horrible mistake our forefathers made back in, whatever, the 19th century or something and give fucking Texas back to the Mexicans? But with all the narco-terrorist they’re dealing with, they’d probably say no. But hey–Haiti’s so fucked up, they might take Texas. Even better, give it to Cuba and watch the anti-Christ’s (Bush Jr.) head explode.
Meanwhile, even the UN can’t safely get into Gaza and Nate Silver, the geek hottie who is never wrong, says we’re going to be in a depression. Well, big news, Nate: I’m already there. Anyone with me?
BTW, futile as it might be: BOOMER SOONER!
No see, it all goes back to the Eliot Spitzer robot thing. Obama is actually one of those super soldiers from the craptastic last season of The X Files. His alien race sent out mind-control waves to ensure his election so that he can ensure a successful colonization of Earth.
It’s all so simple! How do they not see?!
Shorter version: three drunk rednecks out hunting bobcats at 3 am shot two Mexicans and buried them to hide the evidence and now claim they shot two bigfoots. The end, and Obama is Muslim.
but have they lost George Noory?
[re=213278]Sassette[/re]: And Trig and his extra chromosome is the magical Mulder/Scully baby that will save us all!
It’s people like this who give fringe nutcases a bad name.
[re=213288]springfield_meltdown[/re]: OBVIOUSLY. Tripp is the backup plan in case THEY get to Trig before he can save the world!
The ultimate goal of all conspiracy theorists is not to prove the conspiracy, but to show how even though there was a super duper tricky ultrasecret cloak-and-dagger effort involving thousands of people to keep some piece of information secret, THEY AND THEY ALONE were able to figure it out and find The Truth. So even though the media and the Masons and the Rockefellers and the Trilaterial Commission wanted Obama to win, and Obama has had literally YEARS to hide all this information, some wingnut who once shot some Mexicans when he was drunk in the desert was able to figure it out. And I love how these guys always have the information, but just can’t reveal it YET. It’s always about-to-be-revealed. Check back in five years, and they’ll be just about to reveal it, still.
Oh, my. These people need a Monster Quest special.
Are we losing track of the important issues?
$775 billion: Expected cost of the economic stimulus plan.
$1.2 trillion: Projected federal deficit for 2009
$30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
Political priorities by the numbers. Read more about it on the Borgen Project website (borgenproject.org)
My, how pleasant to see that the same Radio Redneck Ed Hale who rants in his radio chat about “n****rs taking over the US” and calls Michelle Obama a “gorilla” is in fact a lover of cryptozoology!
Him and Larry Sinclair need to have themselves a good ol’ trailer rompin’ orgy.
G-Man coast to coast for the win!
[re=213322]Alenka[/re]: Holy crap, the borgenproject spammers are back? WOOOT!!!!1!!
Bugs and his Bigfoot blasting ain’t no big deal. There’s too many of them anyway, and they’re always eating my wife’s hyacinths, which pisses her off. What gets me is, the guy… the guy… killed kitties! And he bragged about it!
Kitties! The bastard.
[re=213336]Dave J.[/re]: Are they like LaRoucheites?
Come on will you? We all know that Lincoln bred the Chupacabra to hunt down and exterminate the Bigfoot. The NSA still has them all in a big cave under the Lincoln memorial to be released automatically on rapture.
Keep up guys.
[re=213174]Mr Blifil[/re]: This is what I miss when I’m trapped in meetings all day. And while I hate to disappoin Art Bell and his minions, any wookies living in Texas are probably just humans who have the misfortune of living downwind of the BP refinery in Houston.
Ha- what a dipshit…everyone knows Bigfoots aren’t indigenous to Texas!
I am so sick of the freaks that come from Texas…and by freaks, I mean my neighbors.
Say it w/ wookies- you are probably right- the “bigfeeties” are probably locals from Texas City.
I am Listening With Both Ears and Living Somewhere In Montana is the name of my droopy squaw.
This little piece of wisdom from last night’s Coast to Coast:
Calling on the name of Jesus during an alien abduction (to ward off the ETs) has worked in over a dozen documented cases. That’s a trend.. and good advice.
[re=213322]Alenka[/re]: Whoa wait wtf, the BORGEN PROJECT is back?
So if “they” get Trig before he saves the world from the Aliens, Tripp is the new chosen one? Will Alaska even be in the United States then?
[re=213322]Alenka[/re]: Hoorah for poverty! MORE POVERTY. Are there no PRISONS? Are there no ORPHANAGES? What right do you have to say otherwise?
Sad.
[re=213770]golliwog[/re]: Maybe the aliens recognize Jesus as a SUPER-Alien and they flee from his mention?
[re=213322]Alenka[/re]: [re=213800]Ken Layne[/re]: I am so happy!
“Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies… Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right!”
[re=213284]dogdoor[/re]: Noory has an Arab name, so is obviously a Muslin!
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The Weekly World News revealed that Pres. Obama is 1/2 brother of Batboy a long time ago.
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