Wonkette
- The pornography, or “porn”, industry would also like $5 billion for a bailout of its own please. The entirety of government looks forward to the lobbying for this thing. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Boozy teevee starlet Terry McAuliffe has already begun to Robocall the people of Virginia in hopes that they will reward this behavior by electing him governor in two years. [HuffPost]
- It was only after Bush told the Obamas that the White House guest house was booked that George and Laura asked the Prime Minister of Australia, Hugh Jackman, to stay there for literally no reason other than to make sure that if Obama drove by he would see there was a car in the driveway. [Crooks and Liars]
- Joe Biden is off to Southwest Asia now, to finally see the Benjamin Button film. [Marc Ambinder]
- Here your Hope Porn du jour: it’s Barack Obama cuddling with an adorable three-legged puppy that will soon be appointed the new Senator from Illinois because you earned it, America. [The Weekly Standard]
I don’t see what any of this has to do with PUMAs.
If McAuliffe runs his campaign the way he ran Hillary’s, he’ll be out of the running by MLK’s birthday- this year. Odious fucking hack.
The three-legged puppy is too cute. I hear he’s going to name it Terry McAuliffe.
Ha ha, that Larry Flynt is just a comedic genius.
Of course Bush would have the former Prime Minister of Australia over in the last days of his administration. John Howard is quite literally Bush’s last friend in this world. Even Tony Blair won’t return Dubya’s calls.
I hope Obama makes that Australian fella pay for this when he becomes the king of the white house. Make him stay in the Tiki Room or something. Nobody ever wants to go to that but old people or kids who are too young to know better.
I honestly think the Bushes are closet swingers.
Kudos to Larry Flynt. To quote a CNN commenter, that’s a stimulus package I can believe in!
Are the porn lobbyists gonna make the rounds with a three-legged dog and a guy named “Hugh JACKman”? Cuz that might ruffle some feathers.
Nim, ham hock of liberty: PUMAs are barren, bitter, vertical-breasted catladies and Obama’s dog bias and stunning physique will incite them to no end.
What the hell is Southwest Asia? I’ve never heard anyone use that phrase before. Marc Ambinder needs to stop writing about things he doesn’t understand (this includes everything that takes place outside the Beltway).
Some of the commenters on the porn thing…. They iz Puma-level ‘Tarded. No sense of humour or irony.
I eagerly await the porn stimulus package hearings on C-Span. I want to see porn stars testifying in front of Congress on what they intend to do with their package.
A “stimulus package” for the porn industry. Sort of a way to say, thank you.
Wait…THE PORN INDUSTRY IS HURTING???!!! OMG…we’re so fucked! Or boffed or screwed or buggered or BJ-ed. In conclusion: bukaked.
NB: Juli, my darling, you could revive the entire porn industry with a mere breath. Or whatevs. Sorry, I’m rusty on the sweet nothings phrase front.
Haha, that dog looks like it’s about to take an epic poo.
As much as I think Daily Kos is lame (except for uncovering those Trig rumors…which they have since removed…lame), what do you make of this? Blogs being shut down due to the Hackerz?? Is this just some excuse ’cause they can’t pay their $99 ISP fee? AND, why didn’t this happen to those Pumaz sites (can we make it happen, like now?)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/1/7/105639/9853/255/681153
Tripod
Three Way
High Five
Three Quarters
Lefty
Paw Paw Paw Oops
South Paw?
But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”
Didn’t the sexpert discussing teen pregnancy say exactly the opposite?
Monsieur Grumpe: Rahm?
Bruno: “what do you make of this? Blogs being shut down due to the Hackerz??”
Probably some people hosting using an easily exploitable suite and not enough security skillz to prevent or clearn up the damage thoroughly enough.
Oh, look at The Weekly Standard trying out this “snark” that all the cool kids are talking about. And getting it wrong. Which just has to be Bill Kristol’s fault.
I got yer stimulous package right here!
Oh, Larry. You still crack me up, even if you are a sweaty and slightly repulsive smut merchant.
Trace: The Australian “fella” is actually recently defenestrated ex-pm Howard, prominent as one of Bush’s anal inserts (just in there above Blair) and the man who a year and a bit ago greeted the news of Obama’s intention to withdraw from Iraq with the opinion that Al Quaeda would be cheering at his inauguration if he got elected. Our current PM, who beat Howard in the customary bare knuckle fight in November 2007, will not be staying in the house with his first lady Nicole as they are rounding up some cattle during the parliamentary recess.
Bush is giving Howard a medal for being an even more useless idiot than himself and making him look good in comparison.
Oh, sweet Jebus. (I’m trying to clean up taking the lord’s name in vain in hopes the Almighty will cure my Bell’s Palsy and take away this headache that has forced me to put Dr. Kervorkian on speed dial)
I fucking (don’t remember Leviticus saying a word about good old anglo-saxon obscenities) love His Hopiness. I love this man. On the cover of American Dog with a precious disabled puppy? I love this man.
Now if he will only send the Secret service out to cruise the inner city and rescue feral cats and their litters, I will fucking go fight in Afghanistan for Him. That is to say, I will be His Hopiness’ Gunga Din. Truly.
I don’t even care if he appoints that dipshit uncle tom to Commerce. Who gives a fuck about Commerce, anyway? Everyone know they’re all crooks. But I think theh BET dude would probably do a better job. Just saying.
Who will lobby who
Straight Females (cept Mary Carey) - Dems
Straight Male - Dems
Gay Male - Repubs
Barely Legal - Repubs
Lesbian - Dems
S&M - Repubs
Scat - Repubs
Furry - Ron Pau
I think the porn industry should only get bailout funds if they’re willing to put on a donkey show before Congress on C-SPAN as a show of good faith. You know, like the auto CEOs had to wear gimp masks and call Barney Frank “Daddy” on their second visit.
How the conversation went down:
Yeah so Howard, we’re just so excited about this. YOU are totally going to be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom, or Honor, or Privaledge or something like…it’s going to be awesome Howard. No one deserves this more than you. You and the missus don’t have to worry about a thing, we’re going to take care of putting you up in DC. What? Stay at the Australian Embassy? Don’t be CRAZY Howard. We’ve got just the place for you. You’ll love it. And, hey, Howard, look, if you don’t mind ifanyonecallsyouaboutthiswe’vetotallybeenplanningitformonthsandmonthsOK? Stay Awesome Howard, bye!
But, But…
I love bondaged lesbian furries!!! I’m so confused!
shanemacgowan: That was 2006 when we was all happy and getting teh buttsecks, ‘cept for the teenz doin it wrong in the vag. Now we all haz a sad so no more sexytime
I’m not going to read anything in this post but the headline because the idea of an Obama/puppy bestiality porn saving the industry seems so right.
The words “Hugh Jackman” and “puppy” are like porn to me- not actual porn but so much more exciting. How very disappointing to find out that it is ugly former pM John Howard and not People Magazine’s sexiest man of 2008, Hugh Jackman(Hopey will be their man in 2009) staying at the Blair House.
Maus: Vertical breated- LOL.
Maybe we need to start a Puma-watching club? I just saw a wide-tailed yellow teat PUMA!
That’s my Larry! *Plants an imaginary kiss on his flabby pornographer cheek*
So is this adorable little tripod mutt the de facto Obama puppy? If so, holy fucking shit!!! *My* demographic will finally be represented in American politics. Of course I mean people who own three-legged pets.
DAmicosonegoodyear: “But, But…
I love bondaged lesbian furries!!! I’m so confused!
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Ron Paul is already President of Second Life.
Southwest Asia? I think they mean “Mama Chows Happy Ending Spa and Bang Bangatorium” in Tucson. Truly a taste of the Orient.
Who gets the job of explaining the three legged dog to the kids?
I hope it’s the PUMAs’, they know all about bitter disappointment.
Porn is the most hacked industry on the web. What can’t you see for free? Hey, A few years ago I I stole a clip of Long Dong Silver doing some blonde and it wasn’t Justice Thomas. It was long and not very wide I might add and I got to see for free. Now Limewire is gone but I got that file ex pre facto. Google is better than Limewire.
No wonder that industry needs money. So much laborious work and all for naught. All effort and expenditure and no payback. Only the condom industry makes a profit and they’re hurting too, just like an overworked member that union that no longer gets professional discounts on them.
All that wattage for all that wankage gone to waste. It makes more of a case for going solar as a hedge against the greenhouse effect. I see a New New Deal that makes the Old New Deal seem as sexy as Eleanor Roosevelt.
SayItWithWookies: Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to name it Rahm?
Numbat Dundee: So what’s the deal with Kevin Rudd? (Is that the new pm’s name–not my fault–I have a terrible headache). Every time I read about him in the Monitor, he sounds more conservative than I want him to be. Then again, I’m not Australian, nor do I play one on the teevee.
And in the Bush legacy department, one series of notable achievements is always overlooked. Jr. Bush only gets credit for bringing down one government–Saddam Hussein’s. But think about it, people, and give the man credit.
Bush brought down the Prime Minister of Spain, Australia, the United Kingdom and, until they re-elected that crazy man Berlesconi, the Italian. (Oh, those wacky Eye-talians, as the hillbillies call them.)
George Bush to world: You’re welcome.
I’m not sure why all the above losers aren’t all getting the Medal of Freedom. Think of the rockin’ sleepover they could have in Blair House, totally making fun of Obama’s family, living in their armored Cadillac bitchin’ limosine. Slap a mattress of the top of it and we can call them okies.
Howard? By the way, you can keep him. No seriously, please do.
Nim, ham hock of liberty:
“Porn industry seeks federal bailout”
The RNC, we hardly knew ye.
SayItWithWookies: It depends upon which leg was lost.
If Detroit gets a bail-out, why not Flynt? And maybe even Kalamazoo, for that matter.
Trace: The Tiki Room. Thank you for reminding me I live in Florida. I need to go kill myself now.
I thought the Porn Industry is self-financing? They just need to lower handjob prices a bit more and demand will catch up.
Numbat Dundee:
“Our current PM, who beat Howard in the customary bare knuckle fight in November 2007, will not be staying in the house with his first lady Nicole as they are rounding up some cattle during the parliamentary recess.”
If he starts developing an unusual fondness for “clearing brush”, watch out. That’s where we seemed to have gotten in trouble here in the US.
Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but the VA gubernatorial election is this year.
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