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- Andrew Sullivan will not rest until he is personally able to perform an autopsy of Jett Travolta, which will conclusively prove that Trig Palin is the lovechild of Martin Amis and Sherry Johnston. [Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan etc.]
- Vampiric monster Barack Obama would like to drink the blood of America’s white Christian children now please. His gay logo will shed crimson emo tears until everyone complies. [Ben Smith]
- Joe and Jill Biden couldn’t get into a sold-out showing of the Benjamin Button film, and everyone else was too thrilled about a three hour, no-violence love story based on a mediocre Fitzgerald story to even notice. [Daily Kos]
- If you were turned away from a fancy change.gov job, there are several other jobs available in America right now, at the FBI! [HuffPost]
- PA Governor Ed Rendell probably did a lot of the same corrupt things with the same corrupt people as failed Dauphin of Mexico, Bill Richardson. [TPMMuckraker]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
Bleed For Obama, In A Non-Metaphoric Sense
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3:46 PM
on Tue January 6 2009
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Juli Weiner
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Ah, I was wondering why Sullivan posted that excerpt from the Scientology “you guys now own me” contract. Looks like someone at Wonkette actually reads Sullivan more frequently than even I. Which is kinda pathetic, to be honest.
Oooh, Juli, a Martin Amis reference! I haven’t heard his name since Christopher Hitchens said he was his only friend in this Godless Infinite Universe….oh, no, I did hear his name on Overrated Hacks of the Millenium on Bravo. Well played.
Not sure where this “mediocre Fitzgerald story” meme came from. It’s a beautiful story, made into mediocre sludge by the “Fight Club” guy and the “Forrest Gump” guy. Let’s not paint F.S.F. with that broad mediocrity brush. Joe ‘n’ Jill and their hell puppies are lucky they didn’t have to sit through this maudlin endurance test.
The O+ Program is being organized by a bunch of my former co-volunteers in Montgomery County, PA who wanted to tap our leftover campaign organizational structure for a few projects before inauguration day. Please go to your local blood donation site, or just send a full ziploc bag of whole blood in a box with some ice, if that’s your thing.
For someone who had his.. proclivities… unearthed by a bit of Internet research, Sully sure loves demanding confidential medical records.
Scientology prevents its members from getting psychiatric treatment so that they won’t question the whole exploded space aliens and invisible cats stuff.
Wait since women in menopause have stopped bleeding, is this why they hate Obama?
Stop the madness! No blood for hope!
Well, at least President-Elect Blakula sucks in a good way.
In that blood-sucking video, am I the only one who gets the impression that someone out of the frame has a good tight grip on his balls?
Yes, Pecan!
If you have worked on the Obama campaign, support Barrack Obama in his run to the
White House, or if you simply want to offer your thoughts to the man who will lead
America for the next four years, this is your last chance to have your letter
included in the new book Letters to President Obama.
Skyhorse Publishing will go to press at the end of January, and this handsome
hardcover book will be in stores in April. If you want to be part of history and
share your feeling with the world by writing an open letter to our new president, go
to http://www.letterstopresidentobama.com and submit your letter right away. Yes You Can!
This is missing the best story ever today, that Sanjay Gupta will be General of Surgeons.
ericblair: It’s mediocre because people said so on the internets.
Dramatist: continuing the good-looking-males-in-this-Admin trend.
Doglessliberal: I know. I mean, I’m an Indophile, so I’m biased, but what managed care company could stand up to an administration pushing a new health care system with that hottie as it’s national spokesman?
Thank you, Joe Biden. If that’d been Dick Cheney, blood would’ve flowed in the isles. Wait, Dick never leaves his lair, so never mind.
TJBeck:
What’s the postage due for 5 gallons? Just asking.
Sullivan’s not going to have much luck with that autopsy. Travolta’s kids has already been cremated. Probably to keep the corpse from being possessed by thetans.
(I went to CNN to grab that link, and there’s a big yellow “Breaking News” banner confirming Wonkette’s story that Jeb Bush doesn’t want to run for Senate. Alway two steps behind the ol’ Wonkette over there, aren’t they?)
A friend of mine actually sent me a link to the FBI announcement. My friends always think I’m smarter (and more sober) than I really am. Like any Wonkette poster could pass a background check!
TJBeck: Does it have to be my blood?
Dramatist: “We have a problem! Quick, send in Hopey, Rahm, and Sanjay! We will slay them with their own hormonal surge!”
Monsieur Grumpe: Priority Mail is $21.25, Parcel Post is $17.43 but you may have to use more ice for the longer transit.
FMA: We accept your blood or any collected by attacking rival campaign workers, carving into their face and sopping up the mess.
Doglessliberal: “From January 20th on, I am going to have Patriotism shot all over my face.”
skyhorse:
Dear President Barry,
I don’t care that ur from Indonesia, u have nice moobs.
Luv
Wheelie
So I speak Mooslem and the Rooskie, so to hell with the FBI unless there is a paperbag containing a lot of Euros (larger denominations and $ are worthless)
skyhorse: Dude, you are seriously playin’ with fire.
If Rendall goes down, that is worth 1000 Richardsons and 0.0001 Blagger.
skyhorse: Are you sure you really want MY letter in your book? Do you 100% assure me it will be published and be widely known? Don’t BS me, since the only reason I’m on Wonkette is that is is somehow preserved by the Library of Congress (did that end yet?)
When are those Proctor & Gamble watchers going to start examining Barry’s logo more. You know the kind of stuff where if you look at those ‘fields’ they are actually Muzzie Crescent moons or the Sun there is the Satan emerging from hell, the white is Barry’s obsession with cocaine, and the Blue Sky is a reference to the blue face the gayz have after orgasm, etc?
Dramatist: How about the secret service rolling out the new presidential limo? That one has blingee written all over it.
skyhorse: Dear President Obama, “QUEEN OF DIAMONDS”.
That Benjamin Button movie is really three hours? Damn. Another reason to sit that one out. If I wanted to see a hideous, “ancient” baby monster, I’m sure I could find some pictures of one online.
The Vice President is different from you and me….
TGY: You are being totally unfair to Dick Cheney. Movies happen after nightfall, when Cheney is free to leave his lair and roam the Earth like a human being.
There is a great opportunity to express your ideas, thoughts and opinions on Barack Obama. Skyhorse Publishing will go to press at the end of January, and this handsome
hardcover book will be in stores in April. If you want to be part of history and
share your feeling with the world by writing an open letter to our new president, go
to http://www.letterstopresidentobama.com and submit your letter right away. This is for all of those whom have worked on the Obama campaign, support Barrack Obama in his run to the
White House, or if you simply want to offer your thoughts to the man who will lead
America for the next four years, this is your last chance to have your letter
included in the new book Letters to President Obama.
Info on the DC Blood Drive on MLK Day is on the official Inaugural “Day of Service” page here: http://www.usaservice.org/page/event/detail/dayofservicejanuary19/wrg3
Positive community action was what the Obama team requested during the transition. This idea can actually help those suffering and in need in our own communities tomorrow. I am actually going to donate at my local hospital tomorrow.
Anyone can click on the O Positive Program website after they’ve donated anywhere and 500 pints is a modest goal.