To illustrate some op-ed about Ferdinand Pecora — the brave New York prosecutor of financial fraudsters who did some congressional hearing at the end of Hoover’s presidency — the New York Times dug up this ancient Blingee. There is no explanation for this bizarre old-timey example of a blinged-out spliff-smokin’ Hero of the Depression, and the bland Associated Press photo credit only adds to the Mystery. UPDATE: Oh, this is intended to be art, by an artist. So a blingee that doesn’t move is now considered Art, the end. [NYT via Wonkette tipster Daisy Chain]
Depression-Era Blingee Discovered
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This discovery is right up there with the discovery of the ancient LOL cat.
http://gawker.com/5100366/ancient-pre+internet-lolcat-discovered
That’s nothing. A couple of years ago some archaeologists in Hawara Egypt dug up a 3000 year old mummified LOLCAT.
[re=210199]NoWireHangers[/re]:
OMFG, jinx!
why hasn’t there been any discussion of my hero and mentor ann coulter (the greatest drag queen in the history of the earth) and the atrocity of cancelling her appearance on the today show???
when can we have the Cynthia McKinney Blingee contest I’ve been begging for? please please please
I don’t like Depression-era Blingees. They’re all in black and white and people just don’t pose like that in real life.
I didn’t know Ralph Nader was that young.
[re=210217]GDTRFB[/re]: I want one of Kathryn Jean Lopez. Now.
I’m partial to the unicorn on his shoulder.
I’ve read the Times had an advertisement on Page One so this sort of thing is to be expected now. Gray Lady down.
That reminds me of a story of a young Lyndon Baines Johnson who, one brisk November morning in the late 1940s, decided he would purchase a gramophone record of popular recording artist Bing Crosby. Instead, upon putting needle to groove later that day, he was met with the smooth baritone of Dick Haymes. Curses, someone had switched the covers on the records as a deliberate prank! Bitch got Dickroll’d.
I want a copy of that — it’ll go really well with my gramophone recording of “Warren Gamaliel the Magic Octaroon.”
This is as good a place as any for me to relay then news that, whoever (I forgot) requested in a prior thread that a TruckNutz® Blingee stamp be created, well….I’m working on it. They’ll be a-swingin’ by tomorrow.
I’m only using the “flesh” and blue models, though, as they’re primarily the colors representative of my own.
[re=210226]magic titty[/re]: Um, togehter??? Now that would really bring out the magic of Photoshp and Blingy (unless by some freak twist of fate there is actually a real picture of the two).
McKinney/Lopez 2012!!!!
[re=210221]TJBeck[/re]: His hummus sucked then, too.
To paraphrase an old boss:
There are no new stories in this world.
Just new idiots who think they are new stories.
damn, Ye Olde Blingee is actually The New Blingee knock off, by modern crap artist Ted McGrath.
http://www.tedmcgrath.com
Ken, in the future, kindly specify which Depression Era you’re referring to.
Yea, the Ted McGrath fellow evidently makes a living doing horrible, amateurish, worthless and totally unoriginal work that closely mimics the output of pre-adolescent teenage girls and gets published in the New York Times.
He’s the Bill Kristol of the art world.
[re=210213]whatever_dc[/re]:
If I recall correctly, there’s a strictly enforced “no Ann Coulter” policy on Wonkette.
Which I applaud, BTW.
[re=210257]TJBeck[/re]: I dig his work, but then I am fairly immature.
[re=210263]Serolf Divad[/re]: I would literally stop visiting this IMMATURE and FRAT BOY COCK ridden website if Coulter appeared, if only for a moment.
Ken, where are you from? Your slang is sinuous yet dizzying.
[re=210263]Serolf Divad[/re]: [re=210284]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: full agreement. She just needs to go away.
Besides, I hear confluence is ALL OVER THAT with TRUE librul spirit while we sit here drinking budweiser from party cups and being all fauxgressive and shit.
Aren’t greed and avarice the same thing?
[re=210266]Meaux[/re]: http://www.tedmcgrath.com/bipolar.html
Maybe some stuff is passable, but the times blingee line that link above is crap. It would have been cutting edge in 1930, maybe.
America needs yet another aggressive spliff-smoker to rescue us so that we may cover him in blingee. In Roman times it was the Triumphal Parade and now it’s just fucking valueless blinking, glittering pixels: the Decline of Mankind.
Wait, I’m confused…some artist is presumably getting paid by the NYT to put Blingees on old Depression-era photos?
With whom EXACTLY do I have to have the buttsecs to get this job?
Finally one of these that doesn’t trigger a three day long migraine.
[re=210323]Min[/re]: Yes, and I only know this thanks to the Seven Deadly Sins week on History
NYT rebuilds circulation in crucial self-harming teens demographic.
I have yet to get my answer. Srsly. WHY? IS? THAT? PICTURE? BLINGEED? I’m confused and scared and I want to go home.
[re=211332]daisy chain[/re]: I’m with you. What the fuck, New York Times? Have you lost your mind?
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