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Here’s a heartbreaking interview with a prisoner at Gitmo, about how the terrorist Hussein did a fascist thing to these seven weird ladies. COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Are you funny enough to avoid the really obvious, mean/tragic joke here and somehow transcend basic fat jokes? [YouTube via Hart88]
Uhhh…..
I respect her stance? (pphhhwwww).
/dick joke.
thanks ken. i’m LOLing so hard my lunch (red bull) is coming out my nose.
xoxo
kingfriday
So now we now what a PUMA is.
also, BBWs FOREVER!
She swallowed my ability to avoid the really obvious, mean/tragic joke That’s why she’s so fat.
It’s like her face is trying to get away from her body. That is so cool and gross.
Mark Penn must be thinking, be still, my heart!
“I am an American” says it all.
The Singing Chins should recruit her when they need a big bald head.
No wonder they didn’t count Michigan and Florida. This chick ate both of those states.
I want to go hug her. She needs a hug. Lots of hugs. And probably a therapist.
this is a female?????????????????????????????
Are you funny enough to avoid the really obvious, mean/tragic joke here and somehow transcend basic fat jokes?
I think I speak for everyone here when I say, no.
I’m reposting what I wrote on the other thread since it’s relevant here and no one will read it there. Mercy these Pumas. They’re like the herpes outbreak that Valtrex can’t kill. I thought we left that ish back in August? Now they’ve got their grannies in a twist over Our Wonkette. If you bitches are gonna criticize at least recognize where we’re coming from. Wonkette is a community of progressives that are jaded and hopeful. We face the crushing reality of our shitty world with a healthy dose of humor, irony, and sarcasm. When your life lacks such sentiments, or when you are too stupid to understand them, you face the risk of turning Puma. Pumas are joyless, bitter, ignorant hags. The sadness within you permeates your being until you’re nothing but a hateful ball of shit living in a sad internet reality. Really, Pumas aren’t that different from Wonkette readers, except we have a firm grip on reality. See the difference?
I think her weight is actually the least tragic thing about her.
Oh my gah. What is the deal with her hair? What is that?
Also, my beagle is the best dog ever, so step the f off, Jennifer “Beagle”, if that’s your real name.
I always thought PUMA = Party Unity My Ass?
She says in other countries people riot in the streets. I would like to see her attempt this. Near a McDonalds or Krispy Creme. Revolt. Surpressed.
Greeks can get away with for months because they are pretty fit. Dodging riot police burns about 100 calories an hour.
That’s no PUMA. More like a HIPPO (Huge Idiots Prefer Pork Oil).
It would be so ironic if her middle name was Fatima. Oh, but we can’t talk about it.
wait, is it August again?
blinky_twinkie: It will require a group hug out of necessity.
PUMA is the new FUPA.
Everyone knows PUMA stands for “Party Unity My Ass.”
She could do with a couple of months in gitmo…..you know, for her own edification.
OMG I am dying because I cannot see the youtubes at work. But there may be an ice storm today, so I should probably be heading home soon anyway…
You weightests.
RISE ABOVE THE OBVIOUS.
For instance, she is wearing a very nice bright yellow shirt. Isn’t that nice? That and she’s a total whack-job who probably writes daily comments on Confluence.
Not so nice.
blinky_twinkie: Hugging her will have to be a team effort, we can link hands, it will be like seeing how big around a redwood tree is on a grade school field trip.
NoWireHangers: Yup, you’re right
Its official, the WAR ON PUMAs has begun. I nominate shorts as general.
I too am pissed that we’re not allowed to call Barack Obama a spade.
hrhkingfriday: BOOOOO!!!!
This is why people with extensive stuffed animal collections prominently displayed in their car’s rear window should not be allowed to vote.
Bruno: Right, what you said
She deserved McCain/Palin and they deserved her, so the universe is already at peace.
She’s going far beyond red-state politics to Pure Orange. When you come out on that other side, though, isn’t it called the Daily Kos?
As in the natural world, pumas are cougars with no skill/value proposition.
hockeymom: agreed
Bruno: “Revolt. Surpressed.”
Really? That’s impressive. I’m having trouble suppressing mine.
Watching this unfuckable hedgehog break down in tears makes me laugh.
See nothing about her being HUGE.
Gopherit: I’ve never been so pro-patriot act since hopey got elected.
I think her whole rant comes down to the “Hussein” part.
Stupid Beagle doesn’t mention that FLA and MI were sanctioned for moving their primaries against the wishes of the DNC. This wasn’t some facist plot to discount votes in those states. They got sanctioned for breaking the rules. Let’s talk about that, Beagle. Beagle. Beagle. Beagle.
Wait — this is pre-election. Why are we seeing this crap now?
ella:
Except the undeniable force of gravity would cause the bald head to become floppy ears.
Also, she looks like the mustard guy on Fark.
I’ll avoid the fat jokes, but I can’t avoid the dog jokes — Beegle, he-he.
Among the many things I don’t understand, though, is why she wants to talk about Barack’s middle name? She says she’s a big supporter of civil rights, so I would think that would make Barack’s ethnic middle name irrelevant, no?
Aghhh, once again logic is in a death battle with a PUMA.
Do I get kicked out of Wonkette if I say I feel bad for her? I only watched the first minute because I did not enjoy this sympathy emotion. She is just so upset. Delusional sure, but she seems really sad. It is okay honey the scary Hussein is not going to kill you. But that next double cheeseburger might. Oh fuck it. I tried, okay? Seriously, I said that out of love.
Now I know who made the cheesecake comments on HillaryIs44.
NoWireHangers: I am going to sign all my emails with “we face the crushing reality of our shitty world with a healthy dose of humor, irony, and sarcasm” from now on. Beats the hell out of the Corporate Inspirational Poster tags my stupid coworkers use.
I bet she graduated high school too. Thus, she is more qualified than Levi.
We’re not allowed to talk about her obesity? Well that doesn’t sound very transparent to me. I’m not fat-phobic; I’m an American.
MCCAIN / PALIN / HUNKY FIREMEN CALENDAR 2012!!!!!
Can’t we please talk about something else less repulsive to a typical heterosexual adult male, like my fuzzyy, naked bunny butt, or “The View”, or the view of my naked, fuzzy bunny butt?
Real pumas should consider consulting a lawyer about defamation of character.
EnBuenOra: I kind of wondered that, too. Must be a slow news day at Wonkette. The nicest thing to do would probably have been to let this young woman fade into obscurity ASAP.
I just think it’s awesome that I can still eat while watching that video. I’m learning a lot about myself and it’s all totally sweet.
It is good to see that so many people who consider themselves clever couldn’t resist the obvious fat joke (because what could be funnier?) and totally missed how the McCain kool-aid that she drank was glowing through her bright orange t-shirt. OY!
I think the most tragic thing about her has nothing to do with how she looks. It’s not her weight that scares off menfolk and various intellectuals that value their own personal safety. That voice could peel the paint off a car, and talking to people with wonky eyes always freaks me out, so I avoid it altogether. I was even self-conscious watching the video because I didn’t know if I should look at her eyes as she was talking or gravitate downward.
@ WadISay: LOL!!!!!!
I’m glad that Bruce Vilanch finally shaved, but sad that he’s become a PUMA.
hrhkingfriday: surely SSBBW, no?
I showed this video to my teenage Son:
“Does she beep when she backs up?”
Maybe she’s just angry that Obama doesn’t represent her special needs interests, people who need a rag on a stick after they take a dump.
they say you are what you eat. and this lady clearly ate a big fat guy.
Seriously? Where was this- fuck it, I’m gonna say it- fat bitch during the Bush elections? If she is so worried about her precious democracy, she should have been opening her big, fat gob about that.
She is kind of cute. Come on. I find her more humorous than repulsive.
mamandesfilles: See shortsshortsshorts:
Wasn’t she in Ghostbusters? Like, you know, toward the end?
“I went over to that p.o.s. blog”[...]
What are you gonna do when someone comes to collect? hmm? You gonna hump us? YOU GONNA HUMP US A THOUSAND TIMES!!!???
Ashley Todd must have lost a few pounds while carving that backward “B” into her head.
I think there is something to be said for someone who cannot completely hide behind a 3X5 yardsign, tragic though that may be.
god she needs therapy.
Give that lady some Steak-Ums so she’ll shut the fuck up!
So this is actually what the offspring of McCain/Palin would look like?
All I can say is bless her heart.
Politicians applying political pressure on other politicians at a major political event? Wow, orange creature, you’re absolutely right, that is the most egregious instance of fascism the world have ever known. It makes the actual Fascist Party look pretty mild in retrospect. Take that Italy!
randomsausage: Friday is not fussy about her BBWs. They are all deserving of her love.
…would is be “Politically Incorrect” to ask her to do the TRUFFLE SHUFFLE?!?!
She’s looks like a human Bubba KEG.
spymoose: No, but it is a vision of a McCain/Palin future?
You cruel bastards. The real tragedy here is that those are window stickers, and she’s actually only 14″ tall. Have a fucking heart.
Wonkette: 8449
The Confluence: 866
That is all.
Terry: That’s what all my southern friends say when they mean the exact opposite.
NoWireHangers: WIN!!!
Are freakishly crazy and overwrought off the table? Cuz that bitch ate em’…
Really? You guys hadn’t seen this before? This is like the Rosetta Stone of PUMA snark.
All I can think about is the line from Friends when they see Monica fat. She says “the camera adds 10 lbs” and they ask “just how many cameras are on you?” From one fat chick to another, DON’T RANT ON CAMERA! Do it in print or on the radio. Won’t make her any more rational, but will eliminate the fat jokes.
Servo: eh hem… NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
My two-year old was in the room when his seven-year old sister was watching Harry Potter 5. It was the scene when the ugly aunt visits and Harry causes her to be blown up like a balloon. My son was sitting in my wife’s lap and I casually turned to look at him. His eyes were transfixed on the screen, with an expression on his face like Edvard Monk’s “The Scream” except silent and more horrified. We instantly descended on him to “comfort” him and he was taken from the room literally shaking and traumatized. “The lady is scary to me” was his testimony (amended by “the lady was a balloon”).
This woman lives that moment every waking instant of her life. She is totally scary to me.
what a fat bitch! throw her a chicken wing and get her to shut her pie hole
“We aren’t allowed to talk about his middle name … without being called racist.”
Life is so, so unfair.
Trace: Or maybe her body is a-skeered of her face, and bulking up for a confrontation…
This might explain the PUMA obsession with prematurely sagging tits.
shortsshortsshorts: She writes comments at http://pumapac.org mostly. This is one of our fav’s:
She speaks of Obama and the country:
” jenniforhillary 11.08.08 at 8:49 am
I am in a economy proof business, my parents have money, and I will NOT SUFFER. We have one year of food PLUS, we have our gardens, we have our weapons, our bullets, our network. We are prepared.
That being said, I CANNOT WAIT for the suffering to begin. I hope there is starvation, I hope there is rioting, and i hope that there is massive death…
WHY you ask? Because the spoiled rotten ingorant masses need to realize TRULY what they have done…and it appears (and MURPHY you are in my mind sometimes) from the SECOND election of GW that they learn REALLY REALLY SLOWLY…
This man and his team are so dangerous for not only america, but the world, I can only hope that tremendous suffering will UP the learning curve so perhaps we can save ourselves…”
Not only is she magically a puma, but she somehow managed to swallow an entire bowling ball and still manages to speak which shows the sheer strength and will of the unfortunate PUMA.
WadISay: Fatima! Snort!
It’s Veruca Salt except she ate Orange flavored Gum at Willy Wonka’s.
If Denver was so Fascist, she could have taken her McCain-Palin signs up to Minneapolis, where the storm trooper Greeting Committee hung festive concertina wire decorations to welcome her. BTW, what’s with the two signs? Is that analogous to using two bags on dates?
The sad thing is, she spent her whole fighting for civil rights, so that now she has no life. Thanks a lot, black people!
This will only prove PUMAs right, at least in their own minds. Then again, every thing that happens or doesn’t happen proves PUMAs right, so have at it. If we make one PUMA cry and stress eat herself into a diabetic coma, that’s a step towards the internet being a better place, or at least a place where a slightly higher proportion of its users know basic primary rules.
springfield_meltdown: If that thing can be said to have tits, I’m gonna start googling amoeba porn.
Hell, I’m gonna do that anyway.
This lady gives me a sad. I say we let them have the webloggy awardy thingy. They already failed at basic reasoning, nominating their candidate, electing Walnuts, and life. How much more do you think this lady can handle?
She’s dead wrong. I, for one, am most definitely “revolted in the streets.”
You can’t be the furthest from a racist if your personal circumference makes you more likely to be closer than someone of average girth.
That’s not a fat joke. That’s a distance joke.
PUMAS SAY WONKETTE IS CHEATING IN THE WEBLOG VOTES, JUST LIKE THE TEXAS CAUCUSES.
Well, they would, wouldn’t they? All of existence is rigged against the PUMAs. Just ask Jennifer.
gimmeabreak1: Economy proof business? She teabags hobos for a nickle? It’s gonna be a boom year in that case.
Dave J.: 10,000 whore diamonds for you! Thank you for the FUPA.
“I am the farthest thing from a racist. I am an American,” is perhaps the most beautiful mobius strip of non-logic ever uttered. It’s kind of like saying “I am the farthest thing from a fatty, I am an American”.
And furthermore, Americans can be just as revolting in the streets as other countries, so pickles to you, PUMA lady!
NoWireHangers: MARRY ME.
This IS the Confluence. Hi Riverdaughter! KEEP VOTING FOR WONKETTE.
Imagine that face in mid-orgasm.
The glory and shame of Youtube and the internets is that people like this can have their say and be taken seriously(ok, maybe not). The getting upset and turning red is not a good sign for someone of that weight. She needs to take better care of herself and not the election. And going to McCain/Palin from Hillary is another sign of mental breakdown.
Servo: “Imagine that face in mid-orgasm.”
Well, I’d imagine it’d be difficult to tell which one’s coming: Her or a tyrannosaurus rex.
Servo: Well, it’s official. My penis is now purely for show.
Is it me, or does she remind anyone of Onion columnist Jean Teasdale’s slow cousin?
gimmeabreak1: I just can’t respect someone who uses the word “up” as a verb.
Servo:
Thank you for simultaneously killing my stomach, libido and penis with one line.
I say again: gluttony is the only sin permitted by the right.
Baby’s got back. Hunch, that is.
She think Fla/Mich was an absolute travesty? Where the fuck has she been the past eight years? Bush/Cheney had travesties on the slowest newsdays that FAR surpassed anything this election had. I’m really starting to hate people.
Oh, by the way Jenn…when the aliens land, they’ll eat the biggest first. bye.
Serolf Divad: It’s like if you speculate that he’s hung like an elephant you’re branded as some kind of racist.
Who the fuck is “Rev. Otis?”
Barack HUSSEIN Obama, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, HUSSEIN, HUSSEIN, HUSSEIN. Have I mentioned that Obama’s middle name is Hussein, yet? Why can’t we talk about his middle name???? I AM NOT A RACIST! I HAVE FOUGHT RACISM MY WHOLE LIFE! REVEREND WRIGHT!!! MICHELLE OBAMA’S THESIS!!! I AM SANE AND IN NO WAY CONTRADICTING MYSELF CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Want …. to …. make …. joke ….
I can’t. I just can’t make fun of this seemingly woman. I just feel so bad for her. To live in a world of so much delusion. my god. And its hurting her so much. I kinda want to hug her. Well, not actually touch her, but like maybe poke a with a giant stick, and just alleviate her of her mental disorder. I’m worried for her safety and well being. I want to make fun of her so badly, it’s right there, so much material. I just can’t. It would be like shooting a flea-bitten, rabid, mongrel puppy.
i’m too busy freaking out about my sagging tits to even contemplate what fatty is warbling on about.
Servo: Mine or hers?
Oh no, don’t start blubbering!
oops, too late.
Servo: You won’t be so cocky when your head’s chewed off and she’s laying eggs in your chest.
Reminds me, I have tro return that copy of WALL-E I rented.
Servo: Do you mean imagine her while SHE’S in mid-orgasm, or the next time I’M in mid-orgasm I should imagine her? This video could be an important tool in the treatment of premature ejaculation–I thank you for your contribution to SCIENCE.
I always thought that Bill Richardson should have kept the beard.
I feel she should receive some credit for the safetyorange shirt.
That said, I could lose a few pounds myself but I never voted with my pointed head up my ass.
Anyway if we counted votes using pounds per person what a different election this would have been.
Nate??? Are you listening???
She is both sad and repulsive. I will banish her from my memory.
They always zoom in for the gunt shot at the end. Typical. What’s with THOSE people and our jollier racist women?
Mr Blifil: Dave J.:
Hers. And there’s no Febreze.
Damn, I was hoping for a Subterranean Homesick Blues type thing with the Walnuts signs.
HOLY JESUS JUMPIN’ CHRIST THAT LADY IS FAT AS HECKFIRE
I had to stop it at 31 seconds. I am not strong enough to watch this. Or drugged enough.
Barack Obama’s middle name is HUSSEIN?! Why didn’t someone mention this during the campaign?
“I’m the furthest thing from a racist… I’m an American.”
If John Candy and Jett Travolta somehow made a baby in heaven…
This video is 100x as funny if you imagine that the guy asking the questions is Don Cornelius from “Soul Train.”
JGB: Thank you! The convenient distortion of how Florida and Michigan weren’t counted bugs the shit outta me.
She is tragic on so many levels beyond her size and potentially malformed frontal lobe…
Bruno: I’m pretty sure that was the original meaning too. I think it’s been sanitized into the new version.
Something about Corky getting really bitter after they cancelled, ‘And Life Goes On’
This sad-eyed marshmallow must be avenged!
hockeymom:
Yes, exactly.
Honestly never thought I’d utter the phrase, “Thank God for those McCain signs.”
Would it be transcending to call her Jabba? Probably not. I watched the Rules Committee meeting from start to finish and this was a very open process. Florida and Michigan were told ahead of time what the consequences were going to be for holding their primaries when they did and all the candidates signed on - including Clinton. It’s not suppression of democracy that was the problem with these lunatic hags, it was the fact that they weren’t allowed to change the rules of the game in the last few seconds in order to benefit them.
I would’ve liked to see this sick, sad, fuck’s face on election night.
The more she talks, the more her voice rises to a high-pitched shrill that could break glass.
gimmeabreak1: SWEET, so we know whose house to raid for supplies to bring back to Hoboville!
It is unsurprising that she finds life unfair.
this sad woman is sad for so many reasons. but at least she won’t be accidentally shot by hunters in the woods. also, are we sure that’s 3×3 sign. did the reporter guy actually say “billboard”?
The party of the big tent issues a fatwa on Barack HUSSEIN Obama
from their site:
donnadarko, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:44 pm Said:
The voting for Wonkette, a non-liberal blog, over The Confluence, the true liberal blog, is just like the fear of women and Hillary again. Wonkette is not known to be a liberal blog, it’s corporatist snark, but it’s anybody-but-Hillary again.
These fauxgressive wimps fear women.
bhosp: Rev. Otis Moss who replaced the infamous Rev. Wright at Trinity. He’s like Lite Rev. Wright.
I think I may have just found an online personal ad placed by this individual:
“Give me an hour of your time, a six-pack and a trampoline — and I’ll show you what made Mr. Whipple squeeze the Charmin.”
Dave J.: ….and the McCain/Palin signs are the letters for the Soul Train Scramble Board®.
Never in my life have I seen such a perfectly pear shaped head to match a perfectly pear shaped body. It’s like a giant stack of rotting fruit. And some word vomit.
So, yeah, couldn’t resist the fat jokes.
But on a serious note, can we please find a copy of some pre-production footage of this so-called documentary the PUMAs are making? I’d really like to see them wanderingly aimlessly around Invesco asking people if they’ve been threatened by Obama cronies. I really want footage of the outtakes where delegates roll their eyes and turn away.
Y’all are being too, too cruel. I bet she’s got a real purty frontbutt.
Texan Bulldoggette: Rev. Otis Moss?! Sounds like some dude with slicked back hair and a shiny suit crooning in front of the Moss-tones.
Dumb FAT Fuck. She’s no beagle, she’s an obese bulldog with Diabetes.
She clearly is parroting all of that stuff. The scary thing is that there must be some larger ORANGER person in her life that she looks up to to help her interpret the world.
I think I’ve figured it out from the voice. She’s really Sally Struthers, and all those poor people she was getting donations for? She ate them.
Vote for Rumproast in the best small blog cat, we are 100 behind the PUMAS!!
thanks!
Before watching the video, I assumed that I might feel at least a twinge of sympathy towards this woman. After viewing it, I have to say that I disliked her more than I thought I would. I think it was mostly due to the willful ignorance.
ING Direct FAIL
Bravo, commenters.
I can’t watch this video b/c I don’t have earphones. Is she trying to explain how a solar eclipse works?
MarieCeleste, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:03 pm Said:
Unbelievable! Wonkette is now billboarding a youtube video of jenniforhillary on their home page. The comments are AWFUL.
Wonkette needs to do DOWN…NOW.
How do we do down? Is that a PUMA lingo for cunnilingus?
Servo: Wow. She could potentially revolutionize the “Squirt” genre.
Dave J.: I’m old enough Dave…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nACfvMh8TY
Servo: Dammit, you just made my scrotums get all wrinkly and shit.
this was her audition tape for TV’s “America’s Biggest Loser”
I believe I can ride my ATV on her chins. From chin2 to chin3 is one hell of jump.
How many Farley brothers are there?
Holy shit this is funny:
afrocity, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:13 pm Said:
Wonkette just declared war on PUMAS.
Someone should tell them not to bring their brain dead dull knives to an Annie Get Your Gun Fight!!!
I was crying too hard to watch the whole thing. There should be some sad violin music playing in the background while she goes on and on… She made me think about sad things like lonely puppies and kittens or starving babies in 3rd world countries. Or maybe lonely, starving babies with puppies and kittens in 3rd world countries. Where’s Sally Struthers fat ass when you need her?!?!
pepe: Wow an internet war. I look forward to boring my grandchildren with stories about my bravery and valor in this epic conflict.
I almost envy the PUMAs. They can bore their grandchildren with it tomorrow, if they like.
Dear Afrocity:
Anything you can do, we can do better.
Be it drink, loathe, vote, annoy other blogs, play worthless online driving games for worthless online awards, what-EV-uh….we can do anything better than you.
Yes we can.
(I’ve heard that before.)
Yours, etc.,
The Wonketteers
From a purely PR angle, would you really look at all your potential candidates for this video and select her? I mean, there is a reason spokespeople are famous or great looking (or both). I know they could have found someone more attractive. Right? Right?
gimmeabreak1: I will NOT SUFFER. We have one year of food PLUS …
All right, someone has to say it - you probably shouldn’t have eaten it all at once.
Sorry.
Cracking her cooter would be like opening the Ark of the Covenant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmuSck6uoZI
Seperated at birth?
I believe this is Jennifer’s long-lost twin:
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/total_recall/images/total_recall_large_03.jpg
What, I am allowed to called this repulsive fatty pig, obese? Are you trying to undermine my democratic American rights? She should have picked a better cause, like boycotting unholy burger chains, forbidding trans fat, or something.
You idiots wouldn’t know reality if it hit you in the face! You have no idea what the power of the PUMA is but you will find out when we get you votes thrown out for cheating! http://pumapac.org/2009/01/06/wonkette-is-cheating/
Your time is numbered so enjoy the lead while it last fucktards!
ps: we are also taking down rumproast and any other blog that has asked you to vote for them
Put her on the Obama “arugula and black ice tea” diet and then she’ll start to see the light.
she actually runs out of breath in her very first sentence — at prolly ~25 years old, she likely won’t live long enough to see barry’s re-election. if it weren’t funny and fitting, it’d be sad.
RealVirginian: It’s ON. Between these ladies and the AOL commenters, we’ll have fuel for snark for a year.
Trace: if her face was the confederate states, it would be trying to succeed the Union! Wait … her face could be the confederate states! That shit is funny …and slightly ironic?
I feel your pain, lady (???) We’re not allowed to talk about the fact that you are fat…uously defending PUMA nonsense.
cal: 2 weeks. 2 weeks! 2 WEEKS! 2 WEEKS!
MurphyPUMA:
Your should take some of that $50 you and your 20 other hags have collected and buy a powerwasher to clean the sand out of your snapper.
RealVirginian: This is like kids in the backyard throwing gasoline on the bbq grill. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a hand.
I can’t stand the tension…I hope it lasts.
MurphyPUMA:
Um, okay. You do know that Obama won, right?
Otherwise, great imitation of a PUMA.
MurphyPUMA: Hahahaha Hillary lost.
for you.
Poor you.
MurphyPUMA: Wait a minute. That screenshot of how to cheat at super important poll things clearly says NOT to do it. It even capitalizes “not.”
Anyway, I sure hope Wonkette wins that award thing so we all get our share of the monetary prize or… whatever it is about this that’s supposed to benefit me personally.
bhosp: Oh, you know!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2123749/posts
She is nude from the waist down, and her folds smell of tainted cheese.
Makeover time!!! let’s make this PUMA into a COUGAR! It will take a team of experts, from Stacy and Clinton to The Biggest Loser team to Ty Pennington to shore up the foundation before Dr. 90210 comes in for the lipo.
Yes, we can!
MurphyPUMA: “the power of the PUMA”? Congratulations: you made a funny!
MurphyPUMA: our “time is numbered”?
I’m telling you, PUMA is the gift that keeps on giving.
Servo: Hey, I have a BUBBA Keg and it is insulted after watching this video.
RealVirginian: good christ! roll her in flour…….sorry. i can’t finish without upchucking.
Trace: Wonkette wins the award…. maybe you can get a job here. Personal benefit problem solved.
Nice try though.
That must be the saggy scrotum the PUMAs referred to on their blog.
“I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I’d like to get in touch with and forgive… myself.
[Farts]“
God that woman is fat. She’s really really obese. She must eat a lot of food and stuff.
What.
shortsshortsshorts: The whole reason I post here is because it gives me something to do OTHER than work. Being hired by Wonkette would be so confusing for me, I’d probably start bleeding out the ears.
I do kind of feel like I should get paid for having to learn what PUMA is. I was happy not knowing. Now I’m like The Giver out of that one book (called The Giver), holding on to terrible knowledge just so I can protect other people from it.
Surely that’s worth at least five bucks.
MurphyPUMA: I think you meant to say, “You cannot survive. Make your time.”
Somebody set us up the bomb. All your base, baby.
“Don’t cry for me Florida and Michigan…”
Seriously…she’s crying for these states, and, um BOTH OF THEM VOTED FOR OBAMA in the general election.
Lame?
justlen: ManchuCandidate: Oh come on guys. Don’t take the bait, it’s too easy.
I will say that with the Pumas everything is always about this so-called “cheating.” There is no rule for this stupid internet contest that states that you can only vote once. It’s not a real election. It’s an internet election for some stupid virtual award. You can vote a million times if you want. The problem with Pumas is that they take everything so goddamn seriously. Everything is a conspiracy against their pathetic existence and dated worldview. It’s sad.
Well, if PUMA wants a war with us WARBLOGGERS…. they got it!
Trace: And 3 Whore Diamonds. BUT THAT WOULD BE IMMATURE OF US.
PUMAS DON’T GET MAD, THEY GET EATEN EVEN.
Have you seen to chick that runs that site?
http://www.rumproast.com/images/uploads/riverchucky.jpg
NoWireHangers: at some point it stops being sad and crosses into pathetically hilarious. Or maybe it just skipped sad altogether and went straight into hillarity; I’ve lost track.
loquaciousmusic: There was supposed to be a strikethrough line through that “eaten.” Sorry. The whole joke doesn’t make sense anyway.
pepe: If we catch em uphill we can just roll em down, and it’ll be over. Too easy. I’ll still do it, though. Can you get, like, battlefield promotions for valor? Like if several of them are piled up in a big sweatball and I run down with a big stick and dislodge them, would that qualify?
NoWireHangers: Yes. I mean:
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6145659.html
…ferchrisake, a videogame prohibitionist!
NoWireHangers:
I loove taking bait…
You make some fine points, but these folks are so self centered that they can’t conceive there might be somebody who is smarter and/or more skilled than they are.
I’ll bet she’s got nice tits. I’d hit that.
What a fucking disgusting hogger.
Anyone use Jabba’s face yet for their avatar?
If not… DIBS
I couldn’t stand to watch the whole thing… but it strikes me as something Karl Rove would engineer. Smear both Barry and Hillary in one big old, sweaty swing.
I wonder how widely it was seen before the election?
NoWireHangers: The funny thing is that losing is completely central to their worldview, if not their existence. If they started winning things, they’d have no reason to be around. So my guess is that they are going to purposefully enter one contest after another that they are guaranteed to lose, just so that they can have something to complain about. (See also, “Nader, Ralph.”)
She may exist solely to produce sweat.
Didn’t she have a role in “The Goonies?”
Poor IcePick
Jennifer’s You Tube video spindled and mutilated http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOYm6t7-9o&feature=channel_page
If you think that’s bad you should hear what we did to her on the radio
Poor IcePick
To whomever is sock puppeting over at The Effluvium as “Ben Smith” and/or “Jonah Golberg”:
I love you.
No “yes we can” cookies for you, sister!
And no matter how far they pulled out, neither the interviewer, nor the cameraman, could properly frame the subject of this segment.
I’ll completely avoid making jokes about her appearance, and just say that I wish I could see her blubber when someone explains the difference between a republic and a democracy to her.
ph7: I love you.
FreshCliches: Dude they ACTUALLY WONDER IF IT’S REALLY BEN SMITH AND/OR JONAH GOLDBERG CONTRIBUTING TO THEIR BLOG.
Hurry quick! Somebody post over there as Barack Obama. Or Osama bin Laden!
And I quote:
“Pat Johnson, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:57 pm Said:
Ben Smith: Perhaps if you and I played a little bit of role reversal you may see it a little differently. I have no idea if you are the same Ben Smith from Politico but if so, then engaging in this meaningless discourse offered by Wonkette only drags the system further into calamity.
If you are not, then please do not attempt to sell us on overlooking the “hijinks” of these posters who have sullied and demeaned a site that does them no harm.
While we decry the absolute failure of the MSM we also recognize that much of their audience is made up of those who submit postings along the lines of what we are discussing. A sad commentary don’t you agree?”
Um, so like.. they think we’re making fun of that thing because it’s a woman (?), a PUMA, and/or a Hillary supporter.
Yeah, that was definitely why I was harshin’ the tard. They got me there. Not because she cleverly pointed out that Barry’s middle name is the same as a turr’rist or any of the other wonderful things that I guess some people might have been a bit annoyed with.
Oh, or the fact that she is, to put it kindly, offensive to the eyes. I wouldn’t normally rag on someone for being monstrous big like that, but then she opened her mouth and started forming sentences that made her offensive to the brain, as well.
These people are everywhere. The woman who gave birth to me got totally hacked off with me in a Wal-Mart when I commented on a checkout-line tabloid headline reading “Gays Burn Palin’s Church” that the meth lab in the church basement probably exploded. I was admonished not to judge people by their surroundings blah blah it was time for a woman to lead blah blah. That Palin put a serious hex on middle aged women, including supposed liberal ones who don’t smell like cat piss and hot pockets.
N8Ma: I know! It reminds me of the scene in Annie Hall when Woody Allen produces Marshall McLuhan to the bozo in line at the theater.
fap fap fap
By Gorilla, I *need* a Ken Layne’s Outrage! blog about all of this wonderfulness.
MurphyPUMA: Taking us down how?
One question that goes unasked, would Bill Clinton hit it?
justlen: We call her Riverchucky. Can’t remember if it was the blog proprietor that came up with that, but I’m pretty sure.
Thank the Rumproasters by voting for them for Best Small Blog: http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-small-blog/
MurphyPUMA: Rawr! You are Fierce! No wonder they call you PUMAs!
So, like, can someone find a video of a male PUMA saying something stupid so we can make fun of him, too?
I’m sure that will make these people happy, right?
Patton Oswalt really let himself go, mentally and otherwise.
ph7: Now that’s just not nice. She produces CO2 also. Trees appreciate that.
FreshCliches: “You know nothing about me or my work…you are an idiot…”
WIN
Fatty McPuma: “The Democrats decided that they didn’t like her”
Yes, which is why she lost the primary.
So, like, I only just started posting here today and not only was one of my comments featured on that page I only just heard of today, but someone over on that Confluence site considers me the “average” Wonkette poster.
Well, I NEVER! Did the “average” Wonkette poster get their comment posted in shining glory on some random web page with weird people? I think not! No, THIS Wonkette poster got their comment all up on there, man. This is an honor that very few know! I am like unto a God!
And now I’m gonna get banned.
I’ve become too powerful too fast.
gimmeabreak1: i think she meant sexually. fat people need love too … but they have to pay. they have to pay.
Um, Trace like ya know that is a real bummer like you know. So like what are you gonna do know are you going to like go back over to the Confluence and like do something about it?
Mmm… low hanging fruit…
Goddamn right we are fierce! We will fight you until you are begging us to stop. We concede that you have won your precious liberal blog category however we will crush the rest you cheating bastards.
Here is Puma PAC’s Suggested Slate of Blogs for the Weblog Awards.
REMEMBER: Vote Once A Day!
* Best Liberal Blog: The Confluence.
* Best New Blog: Uppity Woman.
* Best Individual Blogger (she’s FUNNY!): Rachel Lucas.
* Best Small Blog (vote AGAINST dumbtoast): Nice Deb.
* Best Hidden Gem: Deadenders.
* Best Food Blog: Cake Wrecks.
* Best LGBT Blog: Pamshouseblend.
Bring it on, we wont back down!
Stupid Wonkette: Oh, please. Confluence bans so fast, hillary couldn’t cackle twice in the time it takes them to do it. And they delete comments. Cowards. Where’s the fun in that?
Stupid Wonkette: lolz got me with my own medicine. pwn’d!
Now I feel all bad, though, gettin’ too big for my britches here on the Wonkette. You know I kid. I love you guys in a totally non-fruity way (unless you’re into that). They just picked my comment to lift up and exalt because it was near the top of the page. And yet still, I admit to being a bit flattered. It’s good to be noticed!
A lot of the other comments were admittedly funnier and more deserving of being enshrined for all of eternity.
So like how do we vote? Do we get something like we we liked voted 55 times for Obama when like um, um ACORN came over to us when we were at like the Starbucks and I was like twisting my dreds around my like finger?
MurphyPUMA: YAAAHHAWHH!NIO!!!!!~`~~!!!! YOU FIGHT ON YOU!! GIT DOWN WID YER BAD SELF!!!!1! PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO YOU SOME DAY! YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP BEING whatever it is you are.
Next gen fembots are both intriguing and insane. Please never go. You’ll find the troof!
MurphyPUMA:
You just won’t give it up will ya, you Republican CockPuppet.
Stupid Wonkette: Right. “Go back there.” Their Terms of Service state somewhere “We will ravenously insult those who disagree while pegging others for the same after we remove their comment quickly from the site so as not to give us any chance for disagreements.”
Fucking PUMA’s.
MurphyPUMA: In our culture, desperation is not generally regarded as an attractive quality. I do like your Pointless Passion for a Lost Cause, though. It’s very Captain Ahab.
for stupid male PUMAs, just look up the rantings of myiq2xu, he has a blog called klownhaus.
He has adopted the pseudo-feminism of the PUMAs to score poontang amongst its members…
Um , You know Is there like I place where I can go on this site to learn big words that you guys are using ? Cause like if you get like a video of like a PUMA saying something like stupid we could have like a huge steak in making them look stupid as a segway. Except the PUMAs use words I like can’t understand without like a pictionary ya know.
bhosp: It’s what Otis did after Otis Day and the Knights broke up.
Today we are all PUMAs …
MurphyPUMA: hahaha. Hey notice your comment hasn’t been deleted and you haven’t been IP banned, even though you are obv a humorless tool? Suckle mightily to the trough of freedom, something you ungrateful bastards don’t let people do at confluence.
You get’im, Hot Flash Bandit!
shortsshortsshorts: I know it’s fun, Shorts, but don’t feed It. Remember Tony? It’ll just keep coming back for more.
It’s like the kid who comes around and throws sand in your face to get some kind of reaction. Such persons are so starved for human contact that they try to obtain it through any means possible: antagonizing behavior, hysterics, crazy. Such persons also seem to thrive on playing the victim. While it is tempting and fun to poke It with a stick, really our reaction should be to calmly state: “Please leave. We don’t want anything to do with you.”
I wish Stupid Wonkette would quit makin’ fun of my word choice, man.
Would one of you guys make it stop? Cuz I’m gonna cry, for serious.
MurphyPUMA: Deary, it’s time to stop taking blogs so seriously. Take one sleeping pill, and if that doesn’t calm you down, take 58 more and a fifth of gin — it really takes the edge off.
So like um who is Captain Arab? Was did he bomb the twin towers at the like pentagon or something? And like isn’t it called the like pentagon becasue it has 7 sides or something totally rad like that?
[re=210484]Gopherit
hahaha. Hey notice your comment hasn’t been deleted and you haven’t been IP banned, even though you are obv a humorless tool? Suckle mightily to the trough of freedom, something you ungrateful bastards don’t let people do at confluence.[/re]:
I think I love you.
justlen: Everything can somehow be related to being mistreated and Hillary Clinton.
Right?
OMG, the crazy is coming out of the wood works. So far, this is the juiciest post of 2009!
shortsshortsshorts: Maybe I was wrong about feeding the trolls. Reading these latest comments, it’s really fucking tempting.
Stupid Wonkette: Why don’t you enjoy the temporary spike in traffic while it lasts? All the banny banny makes for bad business. Kisses!
Um, like doesn’t Otis make like elevators and shit like that? I know that because every time I make out with a guy it is usually in like an elevator or the back of a bus, or my cousin’s catering van and like that name is like always on the floor somplace.
I screwed that post up nicely.
Driftwood:
I think they are just cranky that we don’t have to use Monistat 365 like they do.
NoWireHangers: Your tolerance knows no bounds, but I kinda like poking the snake until it bites back. I can usually depend on one you people to suck the poison out.
Hey old-timers … who was it that said she’d “been shit on by PROFESSIONALS!?” Think she’s a PUMA?
NoWireHangers, like is your name like some kind of what do you call it like an oxycon or moron something like are you like pro choice or are you really just a frigid yeast infected child abusing whore like Joan Crawford?
MurphyPUMA: STFU, Daragh. You can’t even file a fucking FEC report on time, or in the proper format:
http://images.nictusa.com/pdf/676/28039960676/28039960676.pdf#navpanes=0
MurphyPUMA: MurphyPUMA: Thanks for the primer on who NOT to vote for. You rock, Darragh!
Ken, will our precious liberal blog category trophy be placed on the mantle next to our precious Eco-Driving trophy?
MurphyPUMA: You fight that good fight, just like you did this past summer. We’re just two weeks away from you uttering “President Barack Hussein Obama”.
Schadenfreude ist der schoenste freude.
RealVirginian: It’s clear to me that the only way to settle this will be a gang war, West Side Story style. We’ll cha-cha in one another’s general direction, snapping in unison, until we all break out into song and someone’s girlfriend shoots someone! And we will all have learned an important lesson about life. Except the poor sap who gets shot; s/he will be dead.
Stupid Wonkette: He was did like a deadender, except he ate stakes and drove a segway and was more interesting than the average PUMA.
Do they really give Wal-Mart greeters this much time off?
shortsshortsshorts: I know it’s fun, Shorts, but don’t feed It. Remember Tony? It’ll just keep coming back for more.
Look you worthless bag of crap, you called me out and I’m here! Now you want me to leave? Dont open your mouth if you don’t want to deal with the consequences! As the admin and owner of pumapac.org I have a responsibility to defend my blog, something you spinless tools wouldn’t understand. Unlike yourselves, we have influence and MSM Cred, see the appearances on MSNBC and FOX while all you have is this blog..losers
Just remember all of this is being archived by the Library of Congress:
http://wonkette.com/402368/library-of-congress-lowers-its-standards
And yes, Confluence does NOT want dialog, it’s just an echo chamber. I tried, back in May, to be civil to them. The nice Obama supporters were called “sweeties” and instantly banned. And hey, check out their awesome grasp of politics, the zeitgeist, human nature, etc. with the following predictions:
Obamatards are trying to be nice to PUMAs because they are in the first stages of denial. HRC will be sworn in on Jan 20, 2009:
http://riverdaughter.wordpress.com/2008/05/21/stages-of-death-the-obama-campaign/
On November 4, they run this ridiculous post about McCain winning 510 electoral votes:
http://riverdaughter.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/susa-reported-would-happen-in-this-election/#comments
Since the Library of Congress doesn’t care–AT ALL–about PUMA or divorced women in NJ and MA with their “gifted children,” I thought I’d put these links here so there is some record of their existence in the future…
shortsshortsshorts: As much as I’d like to feed the troll more, being the newbie here, I’m thinking I’d better walk a bit more gingerly. Don’t want to have everyone here weary of me TOO quickly.
…Please love me.
Hahahhaa. Yes, puma has street cred. You are SO full or yourself.
“Look at me!! I am PUMA!! RAWR!! I am almost less of a joke than Ron Paul!”
You slay me.
steveeboy: Shouldn’t that be assklownhaus?
Bless their hearts, they even have a “Suggested Slate of Blogs for the Weblog Awards.”
shortsshortsshorts: There are lots of Wonketteers who would gladly suck the poison out of a pair of shorts. Wait, what?
MurphyPUMA: re=210520]MurphyPUMA[/re]: Is that you, HuskyMescan? Cuz you do lame better than anyone.
Yeah don’t forget Riverdaughter has a very gifted daughter. Which is why she’s so mad that NJ didn’t anoint Hilary President for Life (of at least Skillman and Bridgewater!), and then spent the election moneyz on her very gifted daughter:
http://riverdaughter.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/dear-alice-and-don-please-refund-my-tax-dollars
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/22/17-gifted-children
“we have influence”
HA HA HA HA!!!
oh that’s RICH!
You paid off HRC’s debt too!!!
Oh, and Obama is unelectable!
MurphyPUMA: Why do I keep thinking the next words you type will be, “You may have won this time, Flash Gordon. But your precious Earth has not heard the last of Ming the Merciless!”?
MurphyPUMA: Ah, Hah! This is NOT Darragh Murphy. Not even she is stupid enough to call attention to her epic fail interview with David Schuster in the fall.
Stupid Wonkette: YOU MAKEY DA FUNNIES. Have you considered that you spend all your days on a website where you think that everything you say is INCREDIBLY important and actually matters. Let’s look at some examples. Call it a “CHILDREN’s TREASURY” if you will:
Well first there was the thing where a number of your folks believed that Ben Smith was ACTUALLY posting replies on that thing, which is beyond retarded, but I won’t post those.
ACTUALLY…. fuck the treasury. It’s far from worth it. You people just talk to each other like some kind of all-agreeing fuck fest. You aren’t worth the shit on a shit sandwich.
Eat a dick and be gone.
MurphyPUMA:
MSM cred…. lol
about as much as Harriet Christian.
SHE CALLED US SPINLESS … WE DON’T HAVE TO STAND FOR THAT!!!
Trace: aw, trace, you won’t get banned. If a humorless punk like Murphy can’t get banned, you are golden.
Gopherit: I’m really laughing loudly at work. I hope I don’t get fired. The economy and shit, you know?
MurphyPUMA: “Spinless tool.”
Hey, let’s not say anything we can’t take back, man. Words can hurt.
Also, err, so the consequences we have to suffer for poking fun at a crazy person is to be meekly “harassed” in text by another crazy person? That’s rough, man.
I heard that like you only need a GED to be a commoner here. So like when can I write an expozay. I like can’t wait.
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Skyhorse Publishing will go to press at the end of January, and this handsome
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to http://www.letterstopresidentobama.com and submit your letter right away. Yes You Can!
NoWireHangers: Hangers likes shorts! Hangers likes Shorts!
MurphyPUMA: So… you’re conceding defeat and them promising victory?
Are you a Bush voter?
She has a sad I think a nice set of black TruckNutz would give her a happy again. She can imagine they are Hussein’s.
NoWireHangers: This is the greatest thing to happen to Wonkette since Ashley Todd carved up her own face. And as a result I have accomplished absolutely nothing today.
Oh sassette your name is like so fucking kewl like fuckin A
fo shizzle
MurphyPUMA: So you missed yesterday’s post about a Wonkette editor writing for NBC, then?
MurphyPUMA: You have about as much influence and credibility as a Lincoln log covered in termites. If you think you have any shit-chance of “influencing” anyone other then the 10 people who comment on your stupid fucking PUMA P.A.C. well, I think you should get a job. OHHHH I’m sorry is that your job? Well maybe a real job then, one that, you know, actually pays the bills. The influence that I have over the two people who work under me far surpasses any SHIT of a chance you have of actually attaining credibility. Go back to your cave and sit there, you little monster of a mouse you. Nobody is listening.
robanybody: No, no full-retard mode. I don’t feel like imitating perpetual shit throwers.
Trace: This is really bad. I can’t stop laughing. It’s like we laughed at a dancing chimp and the chimp is punishing us by dancing with more vigor and intensity. Then you laugh more and the chimp dances faster. My stomach hurts from laughing…wait maybe that’s the sweet revenge for sullying the good name of a crazy blog; death by laughter…touche Pumas. Touche.
Off the record what did you say that this was the greatest thing to happen to Wonkette since Gopherit squirted cum all over your face???
gimmeabreak1: I wonder how many snack cakes = 1 yr of food for this lady. Oh, and she’s a miserable bitch no wonder she can’t wait for everyone else to start suffering! Misery loves company (and snack cakes)
Stupid Wonkette: OMG, your name is like, TOTALLY CREATIVE. How did you think of it?
Gopherit: It would make sense. I’ve always been a bit of a hag and I believe Shorts is a geigh.
OffTheRecord: I read that and screamed aloud. SO getting fired today…
Cheeks, meet Shoulders.
Oh the lulz. They are painful, yet so sweet.
Will they include like the letter for the like obama birth certificate from Berg in those Letters to President Obama. Is like um Bill Ayers like gonna like edit it or something?
I wish people would stop harnessing us Wonkettes.
Mean people are really like mean.
Stupid Wonkette: Hey, Stupid Wonkette, are you a lady?
MurphyPUMA: You know, Murphy, you have some really great points. I would really like to learn more about your opinions, but at the moment my tummy is grumbling something fierce and I would prefer it if you MADE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH INSTEAD.
My work here is done.
OffTheRecord: Me too! And I actually have a ton of work to do…
oo! oo! can I get on the front page of the puma blogs too? pleeeeeeeeeeease. ok let’s give this a try.
Pumas are all a bunch of dried out husks of a cunt! They should get off their fat, lazy, wordpress using asses, stop eating bon bons and make me a sammich. Hurry up, bitch, before daddy drinks his liquor and gets angry and haz to teach you a lesson. At least I’m not all made up like a trollop!
oh, please, please pick me! I swear you won’t regret it, pumas. I can keep giving you fake things to get all angry about forevers.
Sassette like I dunno. I like looked at your um like “blog” and the first thing that came to my mind was like stupid. I wash like Googling my keyword for my thesis on why Willy wonka was a really short man and how Oompa Loopas are a megaphore for Karl rove and like this site came up. But everyone here is a like poser and I feel like so at home here like than I do in a trailer or something kinda like that.
I haven’t had this much fun since the day I got banned on Fark.
Hart88: If I get fired, I’m coming to find you. Someone’s gotta pay for my therapist.
Stupid Wonkette: Christ, you Lost, Walnuts! Move on, man…..70+ year olkd war heroes should only cry during the national anthem.
Hart88: And, splendid work it is, Hart. Splendid.
MurphyPUMA: Stupid Wonkette: Clearly you two spend way more time watching TV than you do reading actual literature.
Stupid Wonkette, your pseudo-ebonics/internet lingo hybrid makes my head want to explode. Reminds me a lot of trying to teach illiterate high school dropouts how to read. It also reminds me why I like to marginalize ignorant, humorless gas bags.
P.S. Murphy, it’s spinEless. Not spinless. Your English teacher haz a sad.
JeffGoldblum: Hahahahaa nothing like the sexism card. Well played, sir.
Most of the time I would say “THAT’S NOT SECKSUALL TRANSCENDENCE!!!!1!” but when dealing with greasy-pig nazis such as these PUMA folk, it seems to make perfect sense.
NoWireHangers: I might as well be a gahy, but unfortunately gawd made me like the wimmin folk.
Stupid Wonkette: Are you Tom Wolfe? What the fuck?
Chuck you are like funny like you know. Speaking of husks did I tell you this story of when I was like the queen of the like Corn Parade back in Ohio when I wasn’t pretending to be a kewl New York Sex and the City girl and I had to eat a bunch of corn and like I had totally diaryrhea and this one football player–the one I had not slept with yet like when down one me and when he came up he had corn kernals all over his mouth?
Like did you guys know that like there is a bad called Korn but it was spelled with a K, is that called like um um a hyperbowl or like a angiegram?
Stupid Wonkette: Now THAT’s better. Welcome to Wonkette, Stupid Wonkette.
NoWireHangers: Win!
HuskyMescan: like yeah, why, you wanna cum in my face?
Are you thick like an 8 inch enchirito? Do you wanna squeeze your melted cheese all over my four chins?? You’ll have to pry through my dried up , inactive cunt walls to penetrate my hot stinking cabbage hole. I hope you have the talents, you Obamatard.
MurphyPUMA: ya RLY. Fox News ESPECIALLY loves you. Awesome, and good going on that. Especially Fox I think they’ll really help bring the party to true unity. PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR VALIANT EFFORTS.
Stupid Wonkette: Ooo. You’re fierce, too!
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. Now where’s my pot pie, bitch!
I was going to say: Stupid Wonkette: your comments have all the calories of half a glass of water with none of the fecal coliform fizz. If you’re going to waste your time here, at least try a little. We all try and fail, but you’re not even trying. That’s just lame.
But I agree with Shorts. You’re fun now. Welcome.
Stupid Wonkette: Haha. And you call us frat boys. Which one had that for their initiation?
N8Ma: ditto here - plus the screeching pumas have turned this dyke stright. let’s just say my wife is not going to find this funny one bit.
Stupid Wonkette: Bring us your leader JenniforHillary. I know someone that can fix her eyes for cheap.
Gopherit: Made me spew, damn you.
Stupid Wonkette: Hey now! How the fuck did you know about that?
Stupid Wonkette: What the fuck is an enchirito?
Like do those “Yes We Can” Inaugural Cookies come magic negro flavored? I was so proud when I voted for Mr. Obama and change and shit like that. I would love some of those cookies. My roommate like never like spoke to me and like one day she came over to me while we were watching the Obama speech on TV at like the DNC convention you know when he was in Greece and the temples were all beautiful, like anyway she holding her mouth and handed me a kotex and said–CHANGE. She like use this feminine thingy as a megaphore to show me Obama’s message of change. I said to her “HOPE” and like then she said “yes, I have been since you moved in”
If you all keep this up Darrah is going to need validation so badly she’s going to peg her Husband with a strap-on tonight.
Stupid Wonkette: Fuck yeah. Oh man, now we’re talking.
I haven’t ‘cybered’ in years..and right here on Wonkette in front of all of these libtards. Lets do this. Throw that flaccid labia over your shoulder and make way for supreme beef burrito. I’ll knock crack those petrified vaggy walls down like Jericho. Your turn.
Holy shit, I missed the PUMA war!
Who knew these pasty white ladies could learn about trolling, too? I guess they read the NYT, sort of. Or they at least post that they heard somewhere that a major newspaper might have mentioned them at some point in time.
JeffGoldblum: I don’t know, but this is starting to get dark. I don’t want to know. Time for banning? Ken? KEN!
MSM this, bitchz.
Origami: oh, it ain’t over origami
Fat? FAT? You have: 1. Crazy Eyes 2. Shrill Voice 3. Bizarre Hair 4. Horrible Sense of Fashion 5. The Sexual Appeal of Bruce Vilanch 6. Named After a Dog 7. PUMA Membership and 8. ON CAMERA WITH NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT SHE’S SAYING. Yet you people are riffing on FAT. Fat is the least of poor Jennifer’s problems. She could lose three or four hundred pounds and she still couldn’t get laid, or put together a coherent sentence. The well of problems runs deep with this one.
Just remember all of this is being recorded by the Library of Congress…
You know, I call foul on the PUMAs going after everything that is good and holy in my world. There’s nothing wrong with a little oral sex. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying the freedom to throw trash at internet bums that can’t read. There’s nothing wrong with frat boys or sorority girls. Poor puddins! They’ve been marginalized their whole lives! Bless your hearts!
Aw, Jen, you’re so cute with your deeply-held democratic ideals:
http://www.minnesotademocratsexposed.com/2008/10/25/unbelievable-coleman-endorsed-by-the-star-tribune/#comment-255561
I mean, DAMN STRAIGHT the dems don’t support women because Franken ran for the senate in Minnesota. I can totally see the correlation between those two things, in that the party clearly commanded Minnesota voters to vote for their male candidate in the primary, against their own wishes to have a woman in that office! Go you and your wish to help your own democratic party recover its ethics! You’re not at all a republican pretending to be disgusted by your “fellow” democrats!
N8Ma: yes, one of us will run for office some day, and we wil RUE the day! RUE IT I TELL YOU!
N8Ma: In the anals of history forever.
HuskyMescan: I’m suddenly hungry for Taco Bell.
Stupid Wonkette: Good Jesus, knock it off with the amateurish high school lit references (Melville, hyperboles, etc.) if you’re going to insult our intelligence.
Trolls used to be more clever than this. At least Tony the Tiger had a certain goofy style to his/her posts. You, Madame, suck at trolling. If you can’t be more clever at least elaborate a bit on the 8 inch enchirido and cabbage hole theme. Shocking is almost as good as clever in the short term, although you’ll only get a few solid posts from the sexy/scat stuff.
N8Ma: HAHAHAHA! WIN because that is actually true.
Amazing.
Why does this person remind me of the awful Mucus Family commercials?
Hey NoWireHangers, like um you never responged to my question. So is you name like mean you like have something against like hangers or like r u a survivor of like a partial birth abortion. I could see that because the shit you post only like makes partial sense.
justlen: Oh yeah, like THAT hasn’t happened before…
Gopherit: “who the hell talks like that?”
MurphyPUMA: Please bring us more unfuckable hedgehogs getting all teary-eyed and emotional.
Vewol Mevemont: Husky did anyway
Stupid Wonkette: Well after an objective look at the whole thing, I have to say that nowirehangers made you look like a fully-aborted fetus, so there’s that.
Stupid Wonkette: OMG! You solved it! That’s why Jen has crazy eyes! Partial birth abortion gone bad! They only poked her in the eyes!
Geez, Wonksters, I just got online and see that we have over 350 posts on this sad train wreck of a story. Keep it classy, guys!
Hart88: ty. Someone who appreciates REal Genius.
It took me, like, an entire Phish jam session to read through the comments posted between when I left work and when I arrived home. This thread makes me happier than anything, ever, the end.
So, as a gift of thanks to you, I’m linking to this section of the PUMA PAC website where you can download the MOST INCREDIBLE .jpg images, “fake money” thingies, and this PUMA PAC letterhead—letterhead, motherfuckers, letterhead—that actually has a picture, at the top, of a real live baby puma kitten chewing on a stuffed bear.
Screw it, here are some more of the most delectable .pdf documents the Internet has to offer:
“Did Barack Obama Ever Exist?”
“Who Needs Enemies?”
“Donna Brazille Says My Party Doesn’t Need Me In November” postcard
“Obama: Selective Service for Women!”
You must go and read every single thing on there, even if it means that your computer gets many many viruses and self destructs.
So you see, Ms. PUMA, the reason why we’re all giving you shit? It’s because you’re full of shit, you lying, hypocritical fraud. Go eat, as they say, a Miracle Bread Bag™ full of dicks.
Stupid Wonkette: Your character lacks depth (and humor and consistency and any redeeming qualities and you’re fat and you have no friends and I hate you).
Stupid Wonkette: Wow, you SO got her. BURN!!!!
Why no funny stupid? And where are your friends? Oh, wait, that was mean…
I just found out what the Puma kitties are donating for. It’s a raffle for this:
http://tinyurl.com/9no9rk
So I get it The Confluence is like where smart women who are old hang out and this is the place where all the rest us who are stupid young women come. So like I did now know that PUMA was political and stuff I have some of they shoes and now I won’t buy anymore.
Dildo Baggins: Coming from you Dildo, that really hurts.
Dildo Baggins: Only the bottom dwellers of Wonkette are still posting in this thread, including me. Don’t let our boredom induced shit parade spoil your day — read the above threads instead.
I thought Sally Struthers was more into starving kids
Stupid Wonkette: No, The Confluence is where stupid old bitter women make attempts to sound intellectual (e.g. words like “confluence”) but fail miserably, cementing their reputation as the worst generation/social movement ever.
That’s the BEST Ann Coulter video I’ve seen since, well, never!
Stupid Wonkette: Why are you mocking the ebonic usage of “they” for a term of possession? Why do you hate America?! You can’t be an American! You’re racist!
She’s not wearing any underwear.
Who ate the pie?
Who ate the pie?
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You ate the pie!
Stupid Wonkette: Nah, you probably have flabby bags anyway, young or no.
Away to us, boring wench. Or bring jeff his sammich. AND WHERE IS MY POT PIE!!!?!
Stupid Wonkette: Whatever you say, psychopath. Whatever. You. Say.
There are plenty of women who are smart enough on this here site to recognize that it doesn’t have to be serious. If you think you are making a serious point by trolling to various websites and saying how angry you are, you are in fact a retard, whether male or female.
That said:
ASSFUCKING.
Gopherit: Now i feel dirty….and hungry. It’s time to move on.
Stupid Wonkette: Withdrawing the welcome. Nothing but lame coming out of that cornhole of yours. A shame, this was starting to get fun. Then… something changed… (insert Julio Iglesias crooning, “To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before.”) …you stopped trying again. You just couldn’t overcome your essential nature, which apparently sucks.
Stupid Wonkette: Young pretty women are inherently stupid… Young pretty women are inherently stupid… Young pretty women are inherently stupid…
Oh my, someone has the case of the bitters, no?
Vewol Mevemont: Hey, man. …..that’s hurts, you know?
If this thread goes on for another five hundred or so comments, Stupid Wonkette might accidentally say something funny.
I think it’ll be worth it, but I have nothing better to do.
shortsshortsshorts: Shorts, didn’t you realize that Wonkette is the most important liberal blog in the blogosphere (see, it says so on the award site)… That’s why it’s important to argue every point on the comments here and make sure the truth is heard about the extreme importance of the PUMA cause (that being dried up old vaginas getting moist at the thought of HRC getting her hands on the reigns of power).
There really is no crazy like PUMA crazy:
Ex-DemInVA 01.06.09 at 5:32 pm
NewOrleansPuma:
We’ve all said before that Obama is a front man. With this latest CIA appointment, IMHO, the “real” head of the CIA will be behind the scenes directing the Agency. It will be someone like Ayers who is really in control of the CIA. This is what we all feared would happen. People better wake up because this country is being hijacked.
Vewol Mevemont: Hey. Bottom dwellers? I admit I do a little bottom-dwelling occasionally. Does that make me bad? There’s no law against it, except in Utah.
God, this post is so out of control that it’s crashing my Wonkette. Wow. I never missed Tony, but this kind of sophomoric bullshit has a time and a place. It feels good. Real good.
Stupid Wonkette: You are such a potent combination of bawwww and fail I think my heart has grown three sizes in pity for you and the rest of the sad pot roast burners in the PUMA tribe. May I suggest taking a moment, pushing past all the Arby’s roast beef folds between your fat, gouda smelling thighs and consider scrolling the old mouse once or twice to our boy Hopey? Rubbing a few out may make you feel better over the fact that you are a bitter, old hag with more cats than Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Oh, and do PUMAs also talk about how the south will rise again, beta is better than VHS and the 8-track will make a comeback? All those other causes are about a valid as Monday morning quaterbacking the primaries.
Stupid Wonkette: Wow your “clever” writing has convinced me to change my vote. Your blog is obviously the best so, I will vote for it as many times as possible!! Why with your vote, my vote and the fat broad in the video we will be unstoppable!!!
Here is the PUMA theme with Jennifer [icepick] on vocals
The puma came back:
http://acksisofevil.org/audio/puma.mp3
Looks like all the smart ones who were members here have realized that there is a better place out there called the pumasphere! Just look at the voting numbers now in the other categories, Dumbtoast is losing the small blog category and uppity woman is winning in hers and it speaks volumes as to what is happening. Welcome fellow PUMA, come home, we are waiting…
PUMA HAKA!
Wonkette is cheating!
http://pumapac.org/2009/01/06/wonkette-is-cheating/#comments
NoWireHangers: At least you came around to the troof, nowirehangers. Once in a while this kind of fun is unavoidable.
XOMuffintop:
I’m not worthy… Stellar post.
justlen: Wow….are PUMAs the same people who listen to Alex Jones, wear tin foil hats ansd post on the http://www.prisonplanet.com forums about Chemtrails and the ZOG one world gomment?
Gopherit: robanybody: Hey, tain’t nothing wrong with bottom dwelling. This site was born and raised on assfuckery.
XOMuffintop:
You need to re-post your beefy curtain comment in the new PUMA thread.
I’m so glad I work at home. I’ve been laughing so hard my dog about tore the back door down trying to get out. Childish? Yes. Sophomoric? Definitely? Do I think we could have done things differently after the invasion? There are those who would agree.
Now, back to SERIOUS WONKETTE, right?
MurphyPUMA: Just wait until the morning. Uppity Woman will be no more.
MurphyPUMA: Thanks for finding that comment by the way, nobody here knew about it after the editors removed it, and luckily one of your trolls was able to post it back up again for you people to use.
PHEW at least everything’s fair.
MurphyPUMA: yawn. Same tune, same channel.
SeminoleInDior: What’s it with crazies/trolls and bad puns? The pun is a fine literary tool and an art. Dumbtoast instead of Rumproast? Really? Not even Dumptoast, which while still pretty horrible at least fits a little better? Mercy.
robanybody: yes, yes. Wonkette is serious bizness
MurphyPUMA: Yes! Voting is cheating! Just like Barry won by winning more votes than his opponents, so does Wonkette!
So like if we are so smart why is our name wonkette? Why not something like
poseresque like Obamacats (roar) or Posers For Obama?
Like how can I be a racist when I like voted for Obama?
I went to the PUMA site and all I saw was like tennis shoes.
NoWireHangers: I couldn’t agree more. The puns are so bad I had no idea what they were even referencing. BTW, you are my snark hero of the day.
shortsshortsshorts: I think trolling Malkin’s site was more fun.
NoWireHangers: I wouldn’t mind the trolling if they were actually funny. Fuckers can’t take a few shots. They’re so OFFENDED!!!! OMG!!! WTF?!?!??
Stupid Wonkette: Your overuse of “like” is neither funny nor mocking. It’s just stupid. Stupid is as stupid does. Bless your heart.
These are the worst fucking trolls I have ever read in all of my years on the internets. Why won’t they shut the fuck up?
Ugh, Super mega ding dong FAIL.
Stupid Wonkette: Sarah? Bristol? Levi? Is that ya’ll????
justlen: You, my friend have made my day.
Stupid Wonkette: Didn’t I tell you to go rub one out? How are you able to type with one hand on your stink pit and the other holding the baconator?
MurphyPUMA: Don’t you have sammiches to make, pot pies to bake and a bad of dicks to eat? Why are you still here?
Kev-O-Tron: I agree on Malkin. That was faster and more poignant. They were taken by surprise. These people are just retards.
Back OT - I can’t resist the fat joke. I’ve tried. Sorry Ken.
I never knew Sam Kinnison was a PUMA.
So this is the place where stupid young women and metrosexual men named after characters in Beowoolf come not to be like serious. The confluence is a big word and I dunno know what it means anyway. I tried to read there but my head like exploded cause the words were to big but I get it now. They are a serious blog with smart old women with dried up vaginas and we are a dumb blog with young stupid women with soo much rotten cum in our vaginas that it will never dry up.
I am so glad i brought my clue stick today.
XOMuffintop: “How are you able to type with one hand on your stink pit and the other holding the baconator?”
The stubborn, mindless determination of the idiot savant?
Seminole in Fake Dior,
Is my use of “like” like stupid????
I mean you guys are using so many vacab words like baconnator,fuckers, fucking, retards, bizzness, assfuckery. Man o man you guys are like so blog award worthy.
Stupid Wonkette: Dance, puppet, dance.
Like this was the like best Wonkette comment ever
NoYou’ says at 12:36 pm, January 6th, 2009
“now we now what a Puma is”
if he wanted it to be more like accurate he wOuld have said
Like now we now what a like Puma like is
Stupid Wonkette: Honey, you really don’t want to have a verbal tiff with me. Really. I see so many errors in your post that you don’t even have the god-given ability to point out someone else’s mistakes. Not that I ever make any. I am your worst nightmare. I am, in fact, the perfect woman.
Stupid Wonkette: she will cut you for that.
Stupid Wonkette:
You seriously need some cheesecake.
Stupid Wonkette: Yes, I remember the tales of the mighty gopherit. Long may they sing his stories.
Seriously, you suck at this.
Stupid Wonkette: I’m sensing an untenable distaste for younger women you perceive as stupid based on verbal patterns. Did you not get the sorority bid you wanted? Were you the fat girl that seethed over your Snickers bar because of the pretty girls that got all the guys? Did you never learn to properly twirl your hair or flirt with the opposite sex? I can teach you all these things for $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
SeminoleInDior: Hey Seminole…this Cherokee has your back. Scalp the bitch.
Stupid Wonkette: I get it now. Since you are not young, attractive, sexually active and/or unfufilled and would never again have a man (or cucumber, hot dog, or cat’s snout) inside you for the rest of your life you must now harp on how your candidate lost by trying to break the pre-approved rules that she agreeded to until she was LOSING while at the same time trying to make men and women who are smart, sane and fun feel bad for having a sense of humor and an ability to side with someone other than you.
I was kidding before, but I am serious now. Please, for all of us, get off somehow. I have a friend who hasn’t been laid in years who is desperate enough to bang any hag. I will gladly send him and a bottle of KY over to your house in bitterstan.
She is. She has no gag reflex.
SeminoleInDior:
I am your worst nightmare. I am, in fact, the perfect woman.
So like why is the Wonkette mascot on our blog like a picture of like a Bratz Doll?
And like why is Bill Richardson like your favorite Mexican like person?
Is Obama like your favorite Negro?
Do you have Bill Richardson cookies like for sale too?
XOMuffintop:
I would suggest a brick tied to a weedwhacker for a vibrator. It’s gonna take a lot to knock the crust off.
Stupid Wonkette: I don’t know about you, but my favorite Mexican is Juan Valdez. His coffee is delicious.
SeminoleInDior: These are the ‘feminists’ that embraced Sarah Palin when Hillary ‘abandoned them. I hope you are not depending on logic as a weapon against PUMAs.
You need to get some free floating outrage and swirling emotion boiling on the stove, and when you start feeling really confused, begin writing.
I would just like to lighten the mood by adding this note:
There were 420 comments when I opened this post. I am sure that more have been added since, but I am granting 420 stoner diamonds to me for noticing and being amused by this.
Stupid Wonkette: Jesus Christ. This is just dumb. PLEASE BE BANNED.
Seminole did you like get your retorts from like the Screen play from House bunny or Clueless?
Or maybe you have been like fucking the guys from this site that you thought like respected you?
Muffin top, I don’t like need KY jelly cause Seminole in Fake Dior’s blood type and astroglide and I just have to find a vein in her arm that is still good to stick a needle in.
I apologize I am am messing with your cum hag seminole. What’s the matter honey? Judging from your verbal vomit you sound like you won the whore prize.
What jealous cause da Wonkette guys r giving me more attention tonight than u?
I don’t know about anyone else, but I kind of feel good for dragging this Stupid Wonkette creature here and causing it to waste its time harmlessly.. uh.. doing whatever it is that it’s trying to do (offend us? make us laugh? briefly amuse us, then bore us?). Better it tire itself out here rather than go out into the real world and, I don’t know, drool on some poor stranger or get itself videotaped babbling about Barack HUSSEIN (!!) Obama. Those kinds of videos end up on the internet, you know. And mean people might hurt its feelings.
We could be heroes. We could be doing something really noble here. I’m… I’m so damn proud of all of you.
justlen: Win
Stupid Wonkette: I don’t base favorites by race or gender (unlike you). I do, however, have a favorite under sexed troll and that is you. Oh, yes you are. You are my favorite troll. I’ve got a bag full of white castles, a vibrator and some Hillary is 44 bumper stickers for you. Now sit, roll over and go back to your sucking chest wound of a blog.
Skutre:
I hope you are not depending on logic as a weapon against PUMAs.
No doubt cause there ain’t no fucking logic. We are like the Wonkettes!
Wonk, Wonk, Wonk, Wonk.
We could like be heros Trace? Um, like for really?
Stupid Wonkette is almost as awesome as Doug J. Serious trollage is serious! I mean those are some damn fine typos.
Stupid Wonkette: If just for one day, kiddo.
SeminoleInDior: Totally agree. Who actually speaks like that? Perhaps the old bag has been watching too many episodes of “The Hills” with the grandchildren??
skutre: Exactly. It’s a losing battle. You can’t stop the crazy. You’ve got to let it wash over you like a fine sea mist.
Stupid Wonkette: Let’s take this outside…
Stupid Wonkette: I can assure you, madam, that I am more of a lady than you can ever hope to purchase on your lonely nights. But, I do love how you pigeonhole me as a whore because I hit every single one of your comments. Calling other women whores is VERY Progressive. I applaud you. Well done, monkey. Well done!
Stupid Wonkette: Clue stick? When do you propose to begin using it?
So suck it &c.
And also, I am a smart old woman and a former Clinton supporter who, because I have a fucking clue about the disaster wrought upon my nation over the last 8 years, got the fuck over it, because party unity *is* pretty fucking important.
Oh, and further also, I would like some magical negro-flavored cookies, because I am PMSing like crazy right now, and mama loves the chocolatta!
SeminoleInDior: DONT MAKE FUN OF HER BECAUSE SHE HAS 20 CATS AND NEVER LEAVES HER EX-HUSBAND’s OLD HOUSE’s BASEMENT. LEAVE STUPID WONKETTE ALONE!!!1!!@1! LEAVE HER ALONE!!@1@@!!
Stupid Wonkette:
Why is your only response to call another woman a whore?
Is it because your only sexual experience was that night in college when you went to a frat party, and got depressed because you weren’t getting attention and drank too much and passed out, only to awake the next morning to discover you were the Bukkake target?
So like who does a stupid woman have to give a blow job to score some of them “yes we can Cookies”????
Like most posers do you guys watch smart TV like the History Channel and Discovery Channel?
Do you guys like wear T-shirts with clever sayings “Like Sarah Palin is a like Cunt?”
Stupid Wonkette: Oh, snap. She’s back to attacking other women for having sex. And, wow, she finally name checked me. I can die happy! May I suggest we change tracks? Like me for example, I am done with making fun of your still born sex life. I will not make any more crazy cat lady comments and I will not say your vag smells like a porta potty in the Florida sun. I will however, remind you that you are full of fail, Hillary lost fair and square and Seminole and the fine ladies of the wonkette have more with in one labia than you have in your whole squalid, trailer bait scum pile of a body.
Now move along now and go dream of a land where bon bons fall from the sky, “The Young and the Restless” is one for three hours a day and you were the popular girl in high school.
So, to close, allow me to put this into language you will understand. STOP THE HATING, HATERZ!!!!1! PUMAS NO FUN NO MORE!!!!!! HILLARY WAS ROBED!!!! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! SHRILL HARPY SCREAM!!!!!
Stupid Wonkette: I wouldn’t fuck you with limbaugh’s dick. Listen to muffin
Stupid Wonkette:
Actually, my t-shirt says “I fucked Harriet Christian up the ass.”
I’m hardcore
Stupid Wonkette: Are you finished? I have more if you want it.
“I’ve got a bag full of white castles, a vibrator and some Hillary is 44 bumper stickers for you. Now sit, roll over and go back to your sucking chest wound of a blog.”
Chris Matthews is that You? Like so kewl I didn’t know you hung out on the Wonkette. So like does that mean that Seminole is carpet muncher Keith Olberman Lapdog - Rachel Maddow ????
Like who fuck else is on here pretending to be stupid besides the stupid people on here?
I thought you guys were like a bunch of suck ball posers but fuckin A dudes.
Stupid Wonkette: Stupid women such as yourself get paid in cookies, while smart women such as myself get paid in hobo beans. We don’t watch history, we prefer to make history. And no, Sarah Palin is not like a cunt, she is a cunt.
XOMuffintop: win!
Stupid Wonkette: No, I watch “Fringe,” “Sanctuary,” “BSG” and MSNBC with my wife. We both have multiple degrees, a loverly house and have only 3 cats. She, and he feminist mother both laugh at PUMAs because of how bad you make women look. They are able to look past gender and vote what is best for the country (McCain/Palin and another 4 years of Bush policies or the half-breed muzlin).
When a wear T-shirts (I really can’t because unlike you I have a grown up job) they are either plain or band t-shirts from when I was in college (Pearl Jam, Pavement, etc).
May I ask, what do you watch when when “Real Chance of Love” and “A Shot of Love” aren’t on? And do you mumus have gravy or BBQ stains on them when you leave mom and dad’s basement for more McRibs and Faygo?