We have received a full 956 tips today about various clowns’ Twitter pages being hacked, including those of Barack Obama and Rick Sanchez, the King of Twitter. Someone thinks this official message from the Fox News about Bill “O Riley” indicates hacking, but what’s the excuse for “Turkey Taco Lettuce Wraps?” The more important question here is why anyone on this planet uses Twitter at all. (Except for Wonkette’s Twitter, which is just great.) [Towleroad]

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  1. God this Twitter thing needs to go away. Imagine the absurdity of this statement ten years ago:

    I was at home Twittering by myself when I started thinking about Rick Sanchez and Googled him.

  2. It’s true: when Bill O came to my apartment the other day to visit, he threw out half the stuff I owned, then we went to William Sonoma, Pottery Barn and the Brookstone and bought color coordinated replacements. Then he went through my wardrobe, declared it “hopeless” and he took me to American Eagle, Banana Republic and Eddie Bauer to shop for something “a little less 90’s grunge.”

  3. [re=208932]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I did not think the Army would take you if you talked about having vibrators in your anus while sexually harassing your coworkers.

  4. ok — as a gay man i’ve had to endure the indignity of prop. 8 in california (even though i live in dc but it’s still been sad to me!) which took rights AWAY from a group of people out of hate. and now this news that bill o’reilly is gay — i don’t care if it’s true or not, this is just a mean slander against teh gays and i want it to stop NOW!!! if it doesn’t i will commence with da bitchslapping that will end all bitchslapping!!! oh the humanity!!!

  5. Since I hate Twitter and all things FOX I just scanned the link quickly.
    I was unaware that Britney Spears is gay, and that Bill O’Riley’s vagina is
    4 feet wide and stuffed full of Turkey Taco Lettuce Wraps.
    That’s why I rely on Wonkette for hard news stories.
    How else would I know that Ann Coulter licks his own taint and that Serolf
    and Billo are “setting up shop” as it were.
    Now, where can I go to get my dick bonded?

  6. If Billy-O was really gay, he’d have insisted on a much more public trial for his sexual harassment thing, instead of giving the prosecution (a known Woman) plenty of money to piss off and not mention it again. Ironically, this would only serve to make him look more gay, but the closet cases never realise this one.

    Anyway, as whatever_dc says, we don’t want him in the family. It’s quite bad enough sharing a species with him.

  7. Why didn’t you mention the content of the Sanchez tweets? The dude said he was on crack; that might corroborate some of Wonkette’s earlier statements about his sanity.

  8. What kind of country are we living in that I guy named Dick Bond wasn’t so humiliated in elementary school that he could never be anything but a janitor, or at best, a porn star.

    Further proof that capitalism doesn’t work.

  9. [re=209127]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: The gay movement has genuinely insane right-wing nut-bags already. Check out the Log Cabin Republicans and GayPatriot for more annoying details.

  10. [re=208979]V572625694[/re]: Here’s another one.

    So I’m at myspace and looking at my high school girlfriends Hawaii vacation pictures and just twittering away when I wonder what in the hell happened to old Jennifer. I’d been wanting to Google Jennifer for ages so I do and the results were huge!

  11. [re=209127]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: They could not. They are currently working on a new category of being gay, “douchegay” , to take care of the problem.

  12. [re=209198]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Retrolanguage. Excellent! “Retronyms” are words that didn’t used to be necessary, like “acoustic piano.”

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