Can Virginia’s favorite horse-torture fetishist and wacky hair goblin, Gov. Tim Kaine, heal America’s Democrats after the long Clinton-Obama primary battle? No, no one can. That is known. But he can do other stuff, like expand the Democrats’ electoral map (FAP FAP FAP) as the new head of the DNC, which he now is. Hooray for this new DNC head, “Tim.” For more on the important political implications of this selection, be sure to read Chris Cillizza’s latest “Fix” — obtaining access to large e-mail lists is truly the only thing that matters in politics anymore! [WP/The Fix]
Tim Kaine Is Emperor Of Democrats
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That post where Noonan was getting off to Timmeh’s everyman hair is one of my favorites, ever. It’s so BLUE COLLAR! That hair singlehandedly negates all of Blago’s creepy sissyboy vibes with its AMERICAN INGENUITY! unf unf unf…
PUMA has been replaced by PUKE–”Party Unity, Kaine Elected!”
“The End of Placeness” = Triumph of Jounalmism
What the hell is a Cillizza?
I dunno…I see a whole radio mystery drama playing out on Pacifica:
Tim Kaine, Democrat
[re=208896]Delicious[/re]: That’s the monster that ate Kyoto.
“WE’RE GONNA WIN IN IOWA. WE’RE GONNA TAKE NORTH CAROLINA. LOOK OUT NEW YORK WE ARE COMING.
YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWW” was apparently not a winning strategy. Tim Kaine must be a whack job to desire the shoes of Howard Dean, who both destroyed, and then rebuilt his failing party.
YEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWW.
I look forward to the Kaine Mutiny.
He looks like a biter. Yes, I meant biter, not bitter.
What the hell is this- FOX news or something? We do not make fun of the DNC or any Democrats. I expect to see all Wonketters at the Obama services outside the Hay Adams. Every day -a 24 hour vigil- until he is crowned.
Guys got the personality of a petri dish filled with ebola.
Pedo-smile
What, no alt-text?
(Actually nrkeyqueer’s “Pedo-smile” would make a nice alt-text)
[re=208896]Delicious[/re]: a giant, city-eating, reptilian clitoris.
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