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Tim Kaine Is Emperor Of Democrats

Can Virginia’s favorite horse-torture fetishist and wacky hair goblin, Gov. Tim Kaine, heal America’s Democrats after the long Clinton-Obama primary battle? No, no one can. That is known. But he can do other stuff, like expand the Democrats’ electoral map (FAP FAP FAP) as the new head of the DNC, which he now is. Hooray for this new DNC head, “Tim.” For more on the important political implications of this selection, be sure to read Chris Cillizza’s latest “Fix” — obtaining access to large e-mail lists is truly the only thing that matters in politics anymore! [WP/The Fix]


1:27 PM on Mon January 5 2009
By Jim Newell
648 Views

  1. tiny mexican says at 1:37 pm, January 5th, 2009

    That post where Noonan was getting off to Timmeh’s everyman hair is one of my favorites, ever. It’s so BLUE COLLAR! That hair singlehandedly negates all of Blago’s creepy sissyboy vibes with its AMERICAN INGENUITY! unf unf unf…

  2. gjdodger says at 1:39 pm, January 5th, 2009

    PUMA has been replaced by PUKE–”Party Unity, Kaine Elected!”

  3. “The End of Placeness” = Triumph of Jounalmism

  4. Delicious says at 1:52 pm, January 5th, 2009

    What the hell is a Cillizza?

  5. actor212 says at 1:56 pm, January 5th, 2009

    I dunno…I see a whole radio mystery drama playing out on Pacifica:

    Tim Kaine, Democrat

  6. actor212 says at 1:57 pm, January 5th, 2009

    Delicious: That’s the monster that ate Kyoto.

  7. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:00 pm, January 5th, 2009

    “WE’RE GONNA WIN IN IOWA. WE’RE GONNA TAKE NORTH CAROLINA. LOOK OUT NEW YORK WE ARE COMING.
    YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWW” was apparently not a winning strategy. Tim Kaine must be a whack job to desire the shoes of Howard Dean, who both destroyed, and then rebuilt his failing party.
    YEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWW.

  8. I look forward to the Kaine Mutiny.

  9. Monsieur Grumpe says at 2:12 pm, January 5th, 2009

    He looks like a biter. Yes, I meant biter, not bitter.

  10. finallyhappy says at 2:38 pm, January 5th, 2009

    What the hell is this- FOX news or something? We do not make fun of the DNC or any Democrats. I expect to see all Wonketters at the Obama services outside the Hay Adams. Every day -a 24 hour vigil- until he is crowned.

  11. Mr Blifil says at 2:45 pm, January 5th, 2009

    Guys got the personality of a petri dish filled with ebola.

  12. nrkeyqueer@gmail.com says at 2:52 pm, January 5th, 2009

    Pedo-smile

  13. HuddledMass says at 3:37 pm, January 5th, 2009

    What, no alt-text?

    (Actually nrkeyqueer’s “Pedo-smile” would make a nice alt-text)

  14. slinkimalinki says at 7:16 pm, January 5th, 2009

    Delicious: a giant, city-eating, reptilian clitoris.

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