USA Today's Symbolism Is USA Todayish
Hooray, the demon water main that plagued Bethesda with rapids of inconvenience has been fixed. It is hilariously located on River Road, which is also now re-opened. [ DC Examiner ]
More tragic news of journalism layoffs: The "U" has been fired from the sign atop the USA Today building. It will now blog for the Daily Beast . [ Fishbowl DC ]
There's been an increase in juvenile DC murderers this year, some as young as 16. But are they killing at a tenth-grade level? [ Washington Post ]
Nine MUSLIMS were removed from a flight to MUSLIM-dominated Florida out of National after some passengers heard them talking about airplanes, a highly suspicious, Muslim-y thing to do while on board an airplane. [ WTOP ]
Today is the deadline to apply for a prime spot as a member of Obama's Inauguration team. You will be paid with a "commemorative volunteer credential," which will soon out-value United States currency. [ DCist ]