Electricity Howls In the Bones of Her Face
You know who was president thelasttime stocks dropped so much in one year? Herbert Hoover. [ Associated Press ]
Obama is just like us! The power went out, in Hawaii, at this $9 million beachfront compound he's renting for the holidays. [ MSNBC ]
Israel is bombing the hell out of Gaza, including the university in Gaza, because why not? [ BBC World News ]
On the bright side, civilian deaths from bombings are down quite a bit in Iraq . [ TIME ]
America's new houses will be small and sad, or possibly carved out of abandoned McMansions, which is even sadder. [ Washington Post ]
If you needed a State Law to tell you not to type text messages on your cell phone while driving, then California has a special retard gift for you on January 1. [ SF Gate ]