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I’m just glad I live in a world where there is no unemployment for the pretty/big breasted.
God bless us, everyone.
Fix the country’s problems? What? That’s not why Obama was elected, thank you.
But HOLY SHIT SHE IS DEVOTING THIS TO WONKETTE THIS IS INSANE. Thank you, Obama Girl. WONKETTE ES WIN. WIN I TELL YOU.
I’m going to actually have sex with a woman now, just because of this news.
Her tops get skimpier and skimkpier…when is she going to go completely fanboi and emulate the Hawaii photoshoot?
A big-titted woman wished us all a merry Christmas? I can die happy now.
What happened to the green Mitch McConnell? Is he out stealing Christmas?
Since 2008 was the year of Truck Nutz, maybe she can make 2009 the year of Truck Titz(z?)
If anyone wants to ge me a gift, I’d sure appreciate Obama Girl under my tree wearing stockings. Hint hint.
shanemcgowan: He eloped with giant Campbell Brown.
That was actually sweet. What the hell’s going on here?
how special. a holiday card just for wonketeers, in our own
special language. and delivered by a bimbo. was sarah palin
*too busy* to send us greetings?
Crow T. Robot: Based on this video, it is pretty clear that Obama Girl is the only avid Wonkette reader with a job.
I bet she has a shitty ecodriving score tho…
SayItWithWookies:
It’s the holiday spirit, my anonymous friend. It caused the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes. That or the editors have been drinking eggnog without the egg (aka whiskey) all day.
Awwww! Merry Christmas to political curmudgeons everywhere!
Nothing puts “Christ” back in Christmas like a pair of double D’s.
Joy!
Thank you eco-driving maniacs for showering this manna on the Wonket nation. They said you were deranged, they said your were unemployable, they said you were probably a threat to yourself and those around you but you can eco drive like mother fuckers and I am grateful for your savante like capacities.
Again, as I re-spool the video, thank you.
wow, that totally validates all of my visits to Wonkette (and the occasional ecodrive) while I was ‘working’!!
bitchincamaro: Yup. “Christ did you see the tits on that chick!”
This is so awesome. She hit all the Wonkette memes except, of course…wait for it…assfucking. You can’t have everything I guess.
ManchuCandidate: Well — I’ll give up my bitterness and sarcasm when Christmas pries it from my cold, dead hands. Or when these brownies kick in, whichever comes first.
omg, she’s talking to me!
Nobody has mentioned how good Campbell Brown is looking these days. That is Campbell Brown in the video, right? And what is Bill Kristol doing to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus?
I’m deeply moved. Or rather, I just dribbled in my jeans a little. Merry whatever you
crazy bitch!
ManchuCandidate: If you’re going to wish, wish BIG!
E.g., ObamaGirl, Jessica Cutler, and Our Own Beloved Ana Marie Cox in a BIG XMAS LESBO THREEWAY!
Now, THAT’S Christmas.
Sorry to crush your dreams, Mr. Todd, but she’s talking to me.
I never knew Sarah Smith had such straight teeth. Blessings to all fellow Socialists.
Crow T. Robot: Amen, brother.
Now the girls and I feel even more inadequate.
Happy everything, one and all!
Merries rite back atcha, Barely Political and Obama girl.
V572625694:
Perhaps there’s a Director’s Cut.
When foreigners ask me what sort of cultural legacy America is providing the world, I say, “Hey, just look at our breasts!”
Then, while they’re doing that, I swipe their wallets and run.
shortsshortsshorts: Oh come on Shorts, I always had suspicions that you were actually a busty media whore for Obama. Don’t hide your true identity.
I’m so impressed Obama Girl walks among us. Who do you think she is and what does she post?
What a dilemma! I was pretty much hating her vacuous stupidity, in spite of her fake, pendulous breasts.
But a Kwanzaa shout-out to Wonkette? AND trucknutz?! Well, I guess I’ll have to cut her some slack and settle for just admiring her hooters…
Mahousu: WIN!
Bruno: ONLY OBAMA GIRL WOULD ASK SUCH A BIG-BREASTED QUESTION!!! HA!!!
Thus, it is either you, or Ken Layne, my money’s on Ken.
HedonismBot: Mahousu: Ed Sanders said it best in the immortal Fugs tune “Boobs Alot”:
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin’ down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin’ do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They’re big and round,
They’re all around.
They’re big and round,
They’re all around.
I’m hoping she’s the Ghost of Big Breasts to Come!
Imdotsota:
I almost choked on my bottle, er, glass of Totts when I saw “Truck Titz”. Feliz Navidad!
She has warmed the very cockles of my heart.
My trucknutz, which previously weighed down my eco-mobile are elevated and light and happy and gay now. Also.
This isn’t the original “I’ve Got a Crush on Obama,” Obama Girl, is it? She looks way different.
Obama’s too busy turning America into a hippie commune to pay attention to big-breasted chicks who love him:
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2008/12/yes-we-cannabis_24.html
Huzzah! Wonkette Wins Everything! Today, we are all full of win. And Truck Nutz.
If she had delivered this from the kneehole under the desk, it would have been maximally cool. As is, 7 diamonds. Merry Christmas and, as was said of Ashley DuPree, Ho, Ho, Ho.
Sway your hands in unison brothers and sisters…
“We are the world…
We are the Trucknutz…”
She aroused the humorous retort right out of me. Uhhh, boobies?
The meatball has been knocked off Hussein Letterman’s tree and the radiant Darlene Love has begged her Baby to Please Come Home for Christmas, so I guess it’s time for me to hang up my half-breed muslin stocking and declare war on said holiday in the bosom of my family of record (I have a birth certificate that joins me to them, which is more than we can say about SOME people). I’m off to don my velvet track suit, pop a raccoon on my head, and join a party or indictment, whichever seems most festive.
Fellow Wonketeers and Dear Editors, I wish you all the best on whichever holiday you choose as your own. And, people, don’t forget to divert some of your relatives’ top-shelf booze for that special blowout we’ll be celebrating in January. It will beat the hell out of any HanukkahKwanzaaSolsticeChristmasNewYear we hobos could come up with in 2008. Cheers to everyone!
Obama Girl has touched me. Of course in my imagination only, but adequately I might add.
Wow, now that’s what I call sending little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America.
Suck on that, Rich Lowry.
I am sure all Wonketeers sat up a little straighter in their chairs and said, “is she pointing those hooters at me?”
Bruno: That is so sweet that you think she’s literate.
JK, Obama Girl! I totally heart you with you my pants.
Merry Whiskey to all and to all a Good Scotch.
So Huntington forgot to send us a card this year?
Too bad she has the pink thing on! Although most Wonktards are probably best looking in full burka!
…normally I would post some perverted/degenerate comment, but she actually has me speechless! Now excuse me while I search for the lotion and tissue.
I am SO TURNED ON. Those reindeer had better watch out tonight.
Alright… Fess up! Which one of you assholes is actually the tits? My guess is one of our less than funnee commenters is tits…. Whoizit?
Great, now can you record her telling Mrs. Blifil that Mr. Blifil is out there tagging anything with a pulse? I think coming from Obama Girl it might soften the blow a tad…
KevoTron: Ok - you caught me on “less than funny”. It’s a fair cop.
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. I’ve honestly got fuckin’ nothing. This is the best Christmas ever. Better than the Grinch having a change of heart, better than Rudolph guiding that sleigh with his shining birth defect, better than when Snoopy saved Christmas, better than when the Muppets and Sesame Street guys got together at that cottage, better than, uh… whatever that original Christmas miracle was about, something about Jews? FUCK IT LET’S GRAB THE EGG NOG AND RUM
Yes, Obama Girl can fly the Captain’s Starship any time…
Merry Christmas and a Happy (and snarking) New Year to all my fellow Wonketteers!
I think I needed that. The crack metaphor must refer to hippy crack I hope - you know - laughing gas! I can’t come here without laughing my ass off. We love it when beautiful intelligent women praise us.
yeah, first thought… does this say “arrived?” or “departed?”
2nd thought … she needs a better crack dealer.
It really doesn’t matter what I get for christmas, the fact that a flash-in-the-pan internet celebrity recorded a video that referenced memes that are popular on a blog I read is the greatest present I could ever hope for.
Which is… poignant.
Baby Jesus, why is it that I could eat Obama girl’s “processed corn” just because her breasteses are big?
Neilist: And the obvious title of your fantasy threeway? Ho’, ho’, ho’.
Oh… oh well this just makes me very happy.
If Obama Girl supported Walnuts instead, what do you think is the probability she would be asked to go on the campaign tour a la SnowBilly or Joe da Plumber?
I’m guessing she would be showered in gifts that far exceed the $180k Snowbilly got away with. Oh, and Walnuts would have won due to the starbursts (and her ability to construct a coherent argument which still includes use of TruckNuts).
assistant/atlas: Literate? I think she went to Yale. Then again Bush went to Yale. OK, she went to the good Yale.
Anyone interested in making a gay version of the greeting and sending it back to Barely Political?
Moving.
I hope Santa brought Obama Lady a nice new bra to boost the obvious, mammary-looking cleavage into a better look.
wow. Look at those fun bags!
a true xmas miracle
I’m a day or two late on this but I just want to say this one thing:
TITTIES!!!