Wonkette
- Here is your Sarah Palin 2009 glamour porn calendar with “pre-drilled holes” to more easily hatefuck it. One more year! One more year! [Marc Ambinder]
- David Paterson is fighting secret name-calling wars with Caroline Kennedy (of the prestigious Sulzberger family) via the New York Post. [Ben Smith]
- The identity of “Individual D” in the Blaggy thing has been uncovered: it’s Raghuveer Nayak, some billionaire whose money was of interest to Blaggy, and the only name in the world that will be copied and pasted and not spelled out a higher percentage of the time than “Rod Blagojevich.” [Top of the Ticket]
- Here is Dick Cheney, being saucy and continuing to send his ill-wishes, unprovoked, to Dark Knight star Patrick Leahy. [CNN Political Ticker]
- The type of shoe that Throwy Journalist tossed at George Bush is now a best-seller! The economy is saved forever, etc.! [Hit & Run]
You people are just warped. I appreciate it.
Raghuveer Nayak
Ragbeer Nayank
Humvee Ragyank
Ragamuffin Yankee Fan
Bibi Netanyahu
Ragu Veneer Navy
Rajahuvee Nuvak
Robert Novak
Rags Nayakistan
Raghuveer “Dracula Cunt” Nayak
I’m thrilled to report my first real life sighting of Trucknutz! In North Carolina, on a pickup truck, natch. And they were blue.
Americana!
Bonus: the local Denny’s has a sign that says “No Firearms.”
They’ll need more than 50 pictures to cover a family of cockroaches.
It would be funnier to call him Newman’s Own.
magic titty:
Chef Boy-R-Dee.
Is Palin that lazy or that fecund that she has to be “pre-drilled”?
It’s almost like they were expecting Cheney to apologize. No, dumbasses — people who get in the way of Dick Cheney’s shotgun apologize. Absolute power, on the other hand, means never having to say you’re sorry.
Raghuveer Nayak
Q: What’s the Holy Trilogy for a North American hunter?
Ragu, Vern, and Yak
Calendar featuring photos by the former Vice Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. In addition to taking polaroids, Wasilla’s Vice Mayor is responsible for running the city’s own meth lab/whorehouse.
“Judy Patrick is an Alaskan photographer. She served as Vice Mayor during the Palin administration in Wasilla, Alaska.”
Jesus, just when those “Sarah Palin Vlogs” couldn’t appear even more real, they give us a real-life Cousin Dina.
that rifle on palin’s shoulder perfectly matches her tattooed lips. one word comes to mind - warm.
50 photos? Of what, the family gathered around the crank lab?
PoliticalGraffiti: Well, happiness IS a warm gun.
Is the MSM stupid? The Penguin will never apologize to anyone who is a uber fan of Batman.
Stay classy, Dick Cheney.
The calendar is probably scratch-n-sniff, too. The many scents of Wasilia: gasoline, cordite, rotting fish, meth kitchens, and failure.
I’d buy a Sarah Palin calendar as a gag gift but I’m afraid it would only encourage her.
“Here is your Sarah Palin 2009 glamour porn calendar with “pre-drilled holes”
Ecch, what’s that collective slapping sound coming from NRO?
I wonder what Dark Knight star Patrick Leahy is more afraid of: an amoral, emotionless, grinning psychotic wreaking a path of destruction on an unsuspecting populace or the Joker?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
If any shoe manufacturer wants to up their sales, I’m perfectly willing to help them by throwing their shoes at the President. In fact, I’m willing to work out a sponsorship deal with Nike or Adidas.
MrAgro: Judy is an industrial photographer very familiar with eco-friendly drilling and oil exploration: http://www.judypatrickphotography.com/industrial/industrial_index.html
According to the Tribune, the Ragu Trail of Bread Crumbs leads to Rainbow, Jr.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/chi-raghuveer-nayak-081212-ht,0,1643228.story?page=1
Cheney: 33 detainees suffered ‘enhanced interrogation’
Glad we got that cleared up.
Barrett808: Those detainees owe him an apology.
Pre-drilled…Trig wrecked that place.
Here’s a NY Times mea culpa.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hHk9KaeQVvPxzvQxFanYD956ShsQD957V4EO0
S.Luggo: This is one of Judy Patrick’s industrial photos illustrating the environmental sensitivity of the Alaska oil industry: http://www.judypatrickphotography.com/photographs/Industrial/Industrial_Images/2006/Prudhoe-Bay.jpg
S.Luggo:
What polar bear, penguin, caribou, Palin spawn, moose or salmon wouldn’t find that inviting?
Monsieur Grumpe: (throws yellow flag) — Penguin anachronism. Monieur Grumpé. Five yards, repeat down.
Yeah, yeah , I know. But what do expect from someone who got most of his knowledge from Bugs Bunny cartoons?
So I googled this Raghuveer Nayak character, well, just because. And it turns out he luvzed him some McCain ‘08, to the tune of $2,300 worth of (above board) donations. Combine that with $2,000 to Bush in ‘04. Just thought I’d share, because it’s caring and all.
In Cheney’s vast catalog of crimes (CC for short), using the F-word to Leahy ranks on the last page. Which is, of course, what Fox would fixate upon.
With oil below $40/barrel, where is our drill, baby drill crowd now? I’m guessin’ this is long forgotten as it even more cost inneffective to drill.
However, if we are talkin’ about drillin’ Snowbilly, that’s cheaper by the minute, so I stand to be corrected
SayItWithWookies: Morgan Freeman, is that you?
I like how Dick Cheney is appearing in all these burnish your legacy interviews smirking about how many war crimes he’s committed.
Apparently he does not understand that he is the only one smirking and starting January 21st will have only secret service agents for friends, will not dare travel to certain countries who are drawing up indictments against him and will continue to be the 2nd most hated man on the planet.
Also he is only alive due to the best medical care this country can waste. So if he is ever arrested while visiting Belgium or somewheres fortunately (for him & maybe us) the fright and disorientation will probably cause his already-misfiring heart to explode. And I imagine the Belgian response will be something along the lines of “hey, does anyone know the number to 911?” “Uh, can’t seem to recall it off hand.”
Monsieur Grumpe: If artic animals were so damned smart, they would duck (and cover).
Monsieur Grumpe: Forget the pengies. They live and (according to the hippie myth of Global Warming) are now dying near their Antarctic waters. Too bad. As Dick Cheney has said, “Environmentalism is [no more] than a personal virtue.”
Thus, the Bush legacy. Ignore the Environment First.
Nobody created something of funny value, which is why Grandpa is waiting in the back of your minds, to be fucked. Happy Holidays from all of us at AIG,BOFA,Chrysler, and the Treasury.
S.Luggo:
That gives me an idea. Dickhead should have no objection if we store all those spent nuclear power plant rods in his pool, back yard hunting grounds (otherwise known as the Montana petting zoo) and anal cavity. That should get his personal virtue score out of the negatives. Win, win for everyone!
In my world, EVERY product comes with the legend “Pre-drilled For Easy Hatefucking!”