Wonkette
Here’s the main image on the RNC’s website: a calendar of George W. Bush, his wife Laura, and their little pooches. They are for sale of course! But no one will ever buy them after today, since George W. Bush decided to take $17.4 billion worth of existing funds from Hank Paulson — who likely spent that much on an evil failed bank between 9:04 and 9:04:08 a.m. this morning — to save potentially 100,000 jobs and the economy of an entire region, for a little while at least. Wow, Bush, KARL MARX MUCH? He’s probably a Muslim too! And now the entire GOP hates him, especially one John “Walnuts” McCain, who blames Bush for ruining his career several times. [RNC, Politico]
The Dog was the REAL “President,” correct?
It would explain so much.
…why in the holy trinity of fukks would I want to look at this shyt-tard one more day past January 20th?! Please someone, I’m confused?
A 2009 RNC Calendar? What a rip off, it only goes up to January 20.
I would like to see those little pictures that you can hang up above your door, like the kind that are popular in Monarchies or Communist countries. I just hate walking into someone’s office and they have a gold framed pixxx of Kim Jong Il, then when they come to my office I have no pixxx of Bush (I mean W, I got the other kind)
Fuckin’ GOP, always late to the party, we’ve always hated him.
worst. christmas. gift. ever.
Dry your tears, liberals — at least Rick Warren was free.
imPOTUS
SayItWithWookies: Thank you Wooks, I’m fed up with being referred to as “Progressive”, I’m a godamned dirty liberal ape and proud of it.
Does it come printed on toilet paper?
Well, this is ironic, considering how Bush was the most conspicuously absent person at the RNC. Oh wait, they didn’t let Larry Craig come, either. Make that the second most conspicuous absence.
yup, I want one, 12 more months to look back fondly.
Please tell us they’re all wearing their clothes in this particular calendar.
DeLand DeLakes: Yeah, why would they put a calendar with W on it considering he’s polling around 5% approval ratings and is more than partly responsible for the RNC’s crushing defeat in November. It would be like the Detroit Lions putting Matt Millen on their 2009 calendar or GM putting a Hummer on theirs. If they really wanted to put up somebody popular in Republican circles, they should have put Joe the Plumber on it.
AAAAGH Bristol Palin’s mother-in-law-”to-be” is arrested on drug charges the weekend that Sarah Palin is bedcomming a grandmother and Wonkette’s last story before the weekend is about a calendar? WHAT GOOD ARE YOU? YOU’RE KILLING ME!
One wonders what year it is, in the bubble that is Bush’s reality..
AngryBlakGuy: Eh, you’d be surprised. We had a rather large bonfire with all the Ronald Reagan calendars, posters, prints, notepads and printed crap that we cleaned out of my grandmother’s house after she died.
A large, hot bonfire whose rancid, bitter smoke gave a taste of the brimstone that awaits we libruls in hell.
Lascauxcaveman: …good thinking, we are Lib’s so we do recycle! I think I will enjoy wiping my ass(on Thai night) with George Bush’s shit face smirk!
damndems!: I AAAAGH in solidarity. How about let’s pretend this last blog IS about Bristol’s mom-in-law. So, I heard Bristol’s mother-in-law is giving the couple fine crystal for their wedding gift. A whole matchbox-full. And rumor is, they’re naming the baby after Levi’s mom. Crankenstein Drano Johnst…. er, Palin (you didn’t think they were actually getting married).
Ah, rapture, thy name is anarchy.
Hooray For Anything: Don’t laugh. Rice is gonna be president of the Lions, and they’re due for a billion or so of that Detroit bailout. It’s in the fine print, and nobody reads it. Shoot, the original proposal was two pages and a paragraph and a week after it was presented old McShame hadn’t read it yet. Do a search of “bailout” and “Lions” and you’ll see.
Even changed my avatar in her honor, because she’s such an inspiration, to me, and undoubtedly to the kids.
John McCain is leading the way, saying it is “unacceptable that we would leave the American taxpayer with a tab of tens of billions of dollars while failing to receive any serious concessions from the industry.”
Unlike all those concessions from the financial bailout. Which might have been more than 15 billion?
Bowdoin: Condi is the very model of a modern major tight end. Unlike Lindsay Graham who would be more like a wide receiver.
I wonder how many months numbnuts forgot to include.
Sorry, I already have my Lubyanka Prison calendar.
chascates: Re the Politico article:
McCain: “I will fight, I will fight, I will fight.”
DeLand DeLakes:
>Oh wait, they didn’t let Larry Craig come, either.
Dude don’t you remember! He came months ago in the airport bathroom.
What’s with the blue dress and the blue ties on the calendar?
Has Bush abandoned the Red republicans and become a Blue Dog democrat?
So they didn’t do my Girls Of The Texas Polygamy Cult theme idea? It was so Mittens, so 2012. What a waste.
Happy Russian Revolution, everyone.
Laura looks so weird in that calendar photo, like she knows something the rest of us don’t. Could SHE be the puppet master people have been wondering about?
Zhu Bajie
The Secret Service is making Mitch take off his shoes at the White House door now.
zhubajie: She’s too full of book learnin’ to be the puppetmaster. We’re lookin’ for the book burners