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December 19, 2008

Obama Has Eerie Power To Read, Cloud Republicans’ Minds

by Ken Layne  


Here’s some year-old video clip of our old pal Tim Russert, before he died while actually working on this very program, Meet the Press, talking to known jackhole David Brooks about Barack Obama’s ability to read the minds of Republicans, and bend them to His will, so that’s why all the Republicans were so happy to vote for Obama. Also, an uncomfortable joke (?) about Jews, at the end, from Brooks. [Meet the Press]

{ 24 comments }

actor212 December 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm

David “NotMel” Brooks probably ought to stay away from Jewish humour…

SayItWithWookies December 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm

To the neoconservative mind, a simple grasp of human nature looks like magic.

brain meats December 19, 2008 at 3:40 pm

You’ve all been deluded by the secret muslin story. Which is they They wanted.

What you didn’t know, and a hot fast search on the youtubes would show you is that he’s a secret FREEMASON. Thus the mind clouding, a power well documented about the degree of masonicness reached by an illuminati anti-cristian like barrack is obfuscation and mind control over jackholes and hope-o-nauts.

This video explains all:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqwOFuHGnW4&feature=related

Get your truth on people!

There’s a special on tinfoil, I have to go stock up now for the homeland observation invasion of the polaroid people.

brain meats December 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=203371]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Win!

shanemcgowan December 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Who would want to read the typical Republican mind? There is nothing up there but a bunch of 14 year old boys in their underwear.

Fishbulb December 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Brooks is Jewish. First-ever Layne misfire?

FreshCliches December 19, 2008 at 3:57 pm

Clearly, Brooks has never been to any of Jackie Mason’s bacchanals.

InKnockYouUs December 19, 2008 at 3:58 pm

The way that Russert waves his hands around at the beginning seems to imply something salacious about those, um, emails, passing between Brooks and Obama.

finallyhappy December 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm

I posted here about a conservative Chanukah party at David Frum’s house- but Brooks was not invited. Brooks belonged to my synagogue for a year but I think he was one of only two openly Republican members(there may be others but they keep it quiet) so he left.

maven December 19, 2008 at 4:01 pm

That wasn’t an anti-Jewish joke but much more suprisingly, an anti-Republican one! He says that there aren’t many Republican Chanukah parties, and he’s probably right…

Hedley Lamar December 19, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Whatever happened to Russert? You hardly ever see him anymore.

WagTehGod December 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Oh wait, this isn’t a Paultard board?

LittlePig December 19, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Please. The man has worked with Chicago pols. The Washington boys are strictly amateur.

Ken Layne December 19, 2008 at 4:20 pm

[re=203399]Fishbulb[/re]: Is the joke funny because he’s Jewish? I do not understand. He just said something that was supposed to be a witty response to whatever Russert mumbled, and everybody got uncomfortable.

Deepthroat December 19, 2008 at 4:29 pm

oh my god, David Brooks has a RAGING boner for Obama. Also, Wookies was dead on. Any sign of empathy or even just sympathy is difficult for the republican computing mechanism to process.

S.Luggo December 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm

NeoCons like a sensitive black man. Reminds them of their wife’s non-threatening hairdresser Lucius.

GDTRFB December 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm

[re=203414]maven[/re]: Bingo.

This is why the Republican Jewish Coalition exists. There is no counterpart on the democrat side, it’s just “the rest of us”. It is a funny joke. no discomfort.

Campell-on-CNN December 19, 2008 at 4:49 pm

[re=203448]Ken Layne[/re]: Of course; because Jews and Jewishness are inherently funny. Except not me. But hey, recent convert? Give it some time.

Hugs n’ kisses.

Mustang December 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm

What I think is so awesome is that Brooks likes negroes.

GDTRFB December 19, 2008 at 5:13 pm

[re=203493]Campell-on-CNN[/re]: Tim Watley anyone? Let’s take a trip down Seinfeld memory lane…

Jerry: What’s up?

Tim: I’ll tell you what’s up. I’m a Jew.

Jerry: Excuse me?

Tim: I’m a Jew. I finished converting two days ago.

Jerry: Well… (Thinking of something to say) Welcome aboard.

Tim: Thanks.

George: Hey, were you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn’t do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout. I’ll see ya. (Jerry and George give confused looks.)…

Tim: All right, it is cavity time. Ah, here we go. Which reminds me, did you here the one about the rabbi and the farmer’s daughter? Huh?

Jerry: Hey.

Tim: Those aren’t matzah balls.

Jerry: Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?

Tim: Why not? I’m Jewish, remember?

Jerry: I know, but…

Tim: Jerry, it’s our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3,000 years.

Jerry: 5,000.

Tim: 5,000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride….

nrkeyqueer@gmail.com December 19, 2008 at 8:05 pm

But where does he stand on fehgelah rights? A shiksa’s right to choose?

Inquiring mench’s want to know?

nougatmaster December 20, 2008 at 1:02 pm

not meet the press, is tim russert show

tommyjonq December 21, 2008 at 12:57 pm

if we’re going to make fun of emperor facebook by digging up dead celebrities, let’s dig up raymond massey:

lieberman uber alles!

http://politiqs.tommyjonq.com

tommyjonq December 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm

oh, i see. there’ youtube, and there’s metube. i’ll try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oF5pGXMjVo

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