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Still sad because False Unicorn Barack Obama won’t legalize it? Here’s heroic Texan Willie Nelson, dressed as the Angel Mohammad, bringing the gift of ganja to the Baby Jesus. This is apparently from a Stephen Colbert Christmas Special (?!), so Happy Xmas. [High Times]
Well, heck, I know *my* IQ dropped a few points just from watching that sans weed.
God, I love this video. You would be amazed by the people on The Colbert Nation who claimed to be grievously offended by this (Is there anybody out there who is watching that show under the presumption that he’s for real?)
DeLand DeLakes: What? He ain’t for real?
Play the nutmeg song next!
Willie for head of DEA!
DeLand DeLakes: They should take the honkin’ big bud out of their own eye before they complain about the seed in someone else’s.
Clearly Ken knows that my supplies are low, and I’m being taunted with this post.
DeLand DeLakes: problemwithcaring: Wait a second, Stephen Colbert doesn’t exist? What about Willie Nelson?
Fucking computer graphics.
DeLand DeLakes:
Yes, there are.
When one is cognitive dissonant, one doesn’t need drugs to be in an altered reality.
Willie smokes the good stuff. He can afford it. Barry should at least have some sort of subsidy for the rest of us to buy it.
ALso Jim Newell was right. The blank right-hand site of the Wonkette sight reflects the blankness in my heart. I DO miss Campbell Brown. But not badly enough to buy a teevee to watch her.
I just bought 5,000 copies of this DVD, cause I’m really fuckin’ high.
DeLand DeLakes: facehead: Correction: Stephen Colbert is the most real person out there, but people who are offended by the sight of the Baby Jeebus in a cloud of ganja, or of Colbert batting his eyelashes at Tony Perkins should not watch it. And Willie Nelson is only as real as a wise old sagebrush sprite can be on this mortal plane.
Colbert can do it all. The Johnny Mathis falsetto!
Legalize myrhhihuana!
The pot has kept Willie looking pretty good for a guy who died 14 years ago. Medicinal indeed!
IceCreamEmpress: Apparently. And I fell in love. Best gift ever.
I distinctly remember the old hymn, “Jesus Christ Smoke De Doob”. I was taught it by a Faloshe, one of the 13th tribe living in Ethiopia.
Never could quite figure out the hair, tho. Looked like dreadlocks….
shortsshortsshorts:
I was gonna do some some work, until I got high
I was gonna send out some emails and do a report , But then I got high
My job is still fucked And I’m posting on Wonkette, (why man) ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was just hanging out with a friend, until I got (contact) high
I was sort of hungry and decided to order some food, But then I got high
I discovered I put $200 bucks worth of takeout Sushi on my AMex, (why man) ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Towlie and Baby Jeebus got haaaahhh..
At this point, the “Bong Hits of Jeebus” kid is crying.
As an Official Crabby Old Bastard, my first thought was “Why is that wino wearing a dishtowel on his head?”
But then I started to listen to the lyrics.
And I realized that only three words could describe this:
Best. Christmas. Carol. EVERY.
(Okay, four words. Don’t get technical. I’m emotionally overwhelmed.)
:::Sniff:::
ManchuCandidate:
Um, FOR not OF.
Moran.
Neilist: I pwn a copy of this DVD, and after DETAILED review of it, this is actually the best Christmas Carol ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0N0oFQjshQ.
for your eyes only.
Are you high?
Oooooh Yes!
Plow man, dig my herb.
TELL OBAMA
DON’T
forget
Iraqi
Refugees
CAN’T
get HIGH
DeLand DeLakes: oh, yes, when he endorsed Obama, angry people wrote on the Colbert Nation page about how Colbert was not a true conservative and they wouldn’t watch anymore- he was a traitor, etc. But really you can’t be surprised at the stupidiy of the American public, can you?
problemwithcaring: I like when john legend walks in and says “do I smell a piano?”
finallyhappy: Like some disappointed Spinal Tap fans and Wrestling people. Ok the Wrestling people are never disappointed. They’ll never get it.
I like very much this weed it is nice.
problemwithcaring: That is exactly what I was going to say/post/blurt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0N0oFQjshQ&eurl
I’ll stick that in my pipe and smoke it.
Willy has so much THC in his system I got a contact high from watching the youtube.
finallyhappy: Perhaps they are faking being angry conservatives online and trying to be funny and failing miserably. I just can’t believe that there is anyone stupid enough to take Colbert’s act seriously.
finallyhappy: I thought that the only people who watched the Colbert Report were young, stoner guys (yes, Papa Bear, are you happy now?) and young women who are sexually enthralled by Steven. Interestingly, many of these young women that I know are also Asian. It’s “WASP fever”- young Asian ladies go nuts for a white conservative commentator with a Ching Chong Ding Dong alter ego.
shortsshortsshorts:
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, win!
ManchuCandidate: Awesome, but no Christmas carol theme? MANCHU R U JUUISH ER SUMPTING?
Willie looks a bit too much like Yassar Arafat for my taste; I guess that’s what drinking that biodiesel will do to you. His appearance really has gone downhill since he changed his name from Ricky.
DeLand DeLakes: I am sexually enthralled by his repeated references to AD&D and multi-sided dice.
Call Me Stephen! Meet me on Porril with your Tenser’s Floating Disk, I’ll be the one with the Bag of Holding.
Unless you prefer to send a tell to Kreegous on Meneldor - your secret will be safely guarded! Or you’ll be power leveled. Or Both! wink wink wink
finallyhappy: I was one of them, though. I figured I was part of the act.
brain meats: Uhhhhhh, if that is D & D speak, I will refer you to my boyfriend and his shoe-making gnome alter ego. It’s all just Greek to me.
If you’re main concern these days is the legalization of weed then you fall into one of two categories.
1. You are upset because the guy in your dorm that used to sell it to you moved out.
2. You are Woody Harrelson .
DeLand DeLakes: Check. DeLand is not Colbert on wonkette. I pine for his sword of smiting but I will uncover him like the mithril he is. Oh yes.
Willie looks like Yassir Arafat. I can’t believe no one else has mentioned it.
brain meats: Sword of smiting! NOW you’re speakin’ my language.
Ah Willie Nelson. Smells a bit like ganja in person. His touch can heal.
As others have noted before me, this completes Stephen Colbert’s transformation into J.R. “Bob” Dobbs: http://gallery.nofactzone.net/albums/userpics/AColbertChristmas_early.jpg
shortsshortsshorts: thank you sir.
Willie-mon? A righteous bwai but sometime he gwaan like a bloody bumbaclaat and he SUCK UP TO BABYLON. Seen?
My kids love Colbert, but when we watched this I had some ’splaining to do. Luckily, the nutmeg song went way over their heads.
However, in Alaska weed is decriminalised and every baby momma granma (I think that’s right, those inbred relationships are hard to follow) has a meth or some other synthetic chemical lab in their garage/church/outhouse
DeLand DeLakes: I guess that White House Press Correspondent’s dinner speech a few years ago was just a little too convincing.