Famous MSNBC Host Mika Brzezinski Wuz Mugged!

OK, the WTOP story says he asked for $20, and she gave him $6 and he left. This is a panhandler, not a mugger. If that is the case, this is one idiotic, out-of-touch princess.

Gee, I hope Fenty will get the police more involved in the real crimes in DC. If she gave the guy $6 bucks when he asked for $20 and he didn’t punch, knife or shoot her- it is a win-win situation in DC.

That actually does suck, because Mika once refused to read some drivel about Paris Hilton or somesuch on the air on a day when several hundred Iraqis had just been wiped out. Joe, on the other hand…

Joe is mentally hitching his pants up around his his balls.

Wait, why didn’t she or a nearby Good Samaritan just shoot the mugger? The DC gun ban was lifted, and we were promised that would mean crime was over.

Where’s my Campbell Brown? I awakened this morning to find that our Goddess has misunappeariated from the site, and I dunno wha’ to do… Is she being replaced by mugged Mika, the Joe Scarborough windup bed dolly?

Mika is downplaying this so much because she’s just not completely certain that it wasn’t Barack Obama.

Much Ado About “Mugging”

[re=202002]actor212[/re]: On their best evenings, they get about one-tenth of the audience of a UFC Training Challenge #13 re-run on the Spike Channel.

Rachel Maddow used to publicly mug the pair of them, right in plain sight. I remember seeing it on my television set.

Actually, this could be a new thing for Scarborough.

Next on “Revictimization with Joe Scarborough”, Joe will interview Elizabeth F. who, as you might remember, was held captive by her father in a basement dungeon for twenty years, while being raped on a nearly daily basis.

Joe: “Thanks for speaking to me Elizabeth. So, you were raped, over, and over, and over, and over again by your father for twenty years. How was that for you?

Elizabeth: “….”

Joe: “No really, as your father constantly forced himself on you, violating you in every delici – er, digusting way – fast, slow, on all fours, hanging – impregnating you on multiple occasions, was there a moment where you thought you should just put an end to your misery?”