• February 14, 2012

It is our time, for you to do time!
At least you people limit your Barack Obama fetish to tasteful artwork such as this naked Obama upon the Unicorn. But for America’s very lousy low-level criminals, there’s nothing like some cheap bootleg knockoff YES WE CAN t-shirt to really make a mugshot special. [The Smoking Gun]

{ 46 comments }

jagorev December 18, 2008 at 1:24 am

And somewhere, in the cesspools of NRO’s the Corner, this is going to be cited as proof that Ashley Todd was a prophet.

Darehead December 18, 2008 at 1:26 am

Whereas high level, uncommon criminals support Rod Blagojevich.

obfuscator December 18, 2008 at 1:33 am

at least 4 of these guys could be my dad. HI DADS!

shortsshortsshorts December 18, 2008 at 1:36 am

As a frequent patron and contributor to Mug Shot Photos of Black Folks Wearing Obama T-Shirts Being Arrested. com
All of these people deserve SUSPENDED SENTENCES.

CuntryFirst December 18, 2008 at 1:37 am

Not in the picture: Their drug paraphernalia also feature the ubiquitous Obama logo.

Wonks Adventure December 18, 2008 at 1:44 am

what’s that, wonkette readers? you don’t have enough nightmares yet? oh, allow me to assist you:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html

(the collection of obama supporters is #1 out of the 20 best mug shots … this particular gentleman was linked from the original post of #8 in that same list)

contentsunderpressure December 18, 2008 at 1:53 am

Wigger alert! And of course he has the freshest T.

owl December 18, 2008 at 1:59 am

This dude is the president-elect, not Martha bloody Stewart. What’s next? Are we going to have the Obama “Black” line in Kmart to compliment Martha’s “White” line of home furnishings?

Lionel Hutz Esq. December 18, 2008 at 2:02 am

Yeah, just wait for the next big prostitution sting, and the run of hookers in “Palin ’12″ T-shirts.

shortsshortsshorts December 18, 2008 at 2:04 am

Wonks Adventure can eat itself. There are ethnic groups into one thing, but there are a larger collection of whites (who make up 90%) in this shit stain country that WE ALL COUNT ON AND LOVE so of course we should find blame and be afraid of that collage er whatever of angry white people in makeup.

shortsshortsshorts December 18, 2008 at 2:16 am

[re=201792]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You will adheed the woman’s advice and sleep now.

CuntryFirst December 18, 2008 at 2:20 am

wait a second, is that Cosby on the lower right?

Numbat Dundee December 18, 2008 at 2:34 am

Bring me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses yearning to be free, and I’ll give them a nice t-shirt to wear for their mug shot.

Jukesgrrl December 18, 2008 at 2:40 am

Any one of these guys will do more time than Madoff, and whatdaya wanna bet they’ll not wait for their trials in Park Ave. condos, ordering take-out from Le Bernardin? What a country we live in.

S.Luggo December 18, 2008 at 2:58 am

I have a T-shirt with a picture of Alan Greenspan on the front of it. Does this make me a free market montarist or a criminal or both?
I have a T-shirt with a picture of Larry Summers on the front of it. Same question.

lepidimus December 18, 2008 at 4:31 am

[re=201785]Wonks Adventure[/re]: Unfortunately, his Obama 08 tattoo was bleached out by the flash.

AngryBlakGuy December 18, 2008 at 5:08 am

…this reminds me of a really fukked up version of the “Brady Bunch!”

Darehead December 18, 2008 at 5:18 am

[re=201804]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You know, that is much more than a hunch.

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 18, 2008 at 5:57 am

I knew that Obama’s “T-Shirts for Felonious Hobos” campaign was a bad idea.

sowbelly December 18, 2008 at 6:01 am

All those people look alike to me anyway, so great fucking disguise!

badgerworks December 18, 2008 at 6:12 am

When did we catch Adam Gadahn?! (top left)
http://is.gd/ciKq

chascates December 18, 2008 at 6:30 am

Hey, something is different about this site. I can’t quite put my finger on it. New fonts? No, not that. The background color is still the same. I’m sure it’ll jump out and be as obvious as a big, honking picture of Campbell Brown.

Come here a minute December 18, 2008 at 6:43 am

8pm CNN weeknights — NEVER FORGET!

bago December 18, 2008 at 7:14 am

[re=201780]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Or SUSPENDERS for their PANTS! AMIRITE?!?!

loquaciousmusic December 18, 2008 at 7:41 am

[re=201774]jagorev[/re]: God bless you for getting there first. I was going to say that K-Lo probably shat her Spanks™ when she saw this picture.

Darehead December 18, 2008 at 8:02 am

I’m typing in my sleep now in the middle of a dream, in which it is 8 a.m. DC time and the witch of Wonkette, Campbell Brown, is no longer anywhere on this page! I wonder how long this dream will last! Please, no pinches!

WagTehGod December 18, 2008 at 8:26 am

I had no idea Dave Grohl was an Obamabot. Or a criminal.

Darehead December 18, 2008 at 8:29 am

Is it just me? Or do those common criminals above look, well, not bad, compared to mug shots of the usual rich and famous, people named Mel, and Nick, say for example:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2006/08/photo-finish-mel-gibson-vs-nick-nolte/

Canmon (the Inadequate) December 18, 2008 at 8:47 am

[re=201827]Darehead[/re]: It’s the hope in their eyes.

Dan Perino December 18, 2008 at 9:08 am

It’s as meh that the criminals become involved in politics as it is meh that our politicals become involved in crime. Opportunity to move from petty to stately plain of Randy “Duke” and Blagodicks.

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I’m with Cutie!
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PoliticalGraffiti December 18, 2008 at 9:09 am

ooh let me guess: drugs, fighting, drugs, drugs, drugs, fighting

ivenson December 18, 2008 at 9:12 am

There’s a group of guys who sing doo wap songs in metro stations (I saw them on the green line after the Vampire Weekend show). They have the most fabulous, yet obviously black market (get it? BLACK MARKET?) Obama gear. Lots of puffy letters, LOTS OF SPARKLES. They have the Blingy ™ versions of the shirts Barry tried to sell us for $35 via email.

TGY December 18, 2008 at 9:37 am

Don’t you mean ‘love Barack HUSSEIN Obama’? The favorite of criminal, terrorist doofuses.

norbizness December 18, 2008 at 9:52 am

I am concerned about the effect of the demise of The Chappelle Show on crime statistics: lower-left looks like the “Can I holla atcha girl?” guy, and lower-center could be Ashy Larry minus the ashes.

p-Sludge December 18, 2008 at 10:28 am

Criminals? Just ’cause they have mugshots? There isn’t any police state action to crack down on Obama supporters? Keep drinking the kool-aid, losers!

azw88 December 18, 2008 at 10:49 am

I thought that pic was from Sesame Street segment. Sign along, I know you know the lyrics!
One of these things is not like the other,
one of these things just doesn’t belong….

pondscum December 18, 2008 at 11:11 am

[re=201775]Darehead[/re]: You can spot them by their pompadours.

slithytoves December 18, 2008 at 11:16 am

All right – this pisses me off. I sent in fifty bucks the first time Plouffe promised me a limited edition Obam t-shirt – and two days before the election I got a crummy “Democrat Party, Not for Sale” t-shirt (which I believe, does qualify for irony). Who did these losers blow to get theirs?

sike101 December 18, 2008 at 11:35 am

DMX is in the tank, literally

Mustang December 18, 2008 at 12:08 pm

I wanna see a picture of 6 law breakers in McCain shirts. Oh wait … they’re not in jail. They’re frolicking naked in piles of bailout bucks.

Wonks Adventure December 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm

[re=201792]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: um … what?

heathenish December 18, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Are these guys political prisoners? Makes it easy for the cops – they just pick up the people with Obama t shirts?

problemwithcaring December 18, 2008 at 3:49 pm

The real crime is what will happen if the guy in the top-center washes an iron-on sweatshirt.

kth December 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm

The right-wing equivalent of these awesome pictures would be those of people being booked for their DUIs/indecent exposures/domestic batteries in their “Old Glory” t-shirts. When Barry decrees the reintroduction of the Fairness Doctrine, every “urban” arrestee in an Obama tee will have to have a mullethead offender in a “These Colors Don’t Run” tee next to it.

HillGirl December 18, 2008 at 9:37 pm

[re=201779]obfuscator[/re]: That just made me laugh out loud.

cobweb March 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm

>>The right-wing equivalent of these awesome pictures would be…<<
This IS “the right-wing equivalent of these pictures.” The first clue is the initial claim, “These are actual police mug shots.” Oh, really? Because the scammer sending the email says they are? I’ve got a relative in Africa who wants to send you $5,000,000!

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