Wonkette
- Sam “Who? Oh right” Brownback will quit his job as Senator of Kansas so he can be Governor of Kansas. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Obama’s entire dumb listserv hates him for begging them to buy Hope paraphernalia, and the families of everyone on Obama’s dumb listserv hates him for indirectly being responsible for their receiving of Hope paraphernalia. [Politico]
- Condi & the State Department recommended against re-hiring securities contractor Blackwater when the firm’s contract expires next year. It will quietly be replaced by Joe Biden’s weird squadron of hellpuppies. [The Daily Beast]
- Gays and friends of gays and non-Mormons are terribly upset that Obama picked Prop. 8-supporter Rick Warren, he of Saddleback and nauseating goatee notoriety, to deliver the invocation at his Inauguration. [AMERICAblog]
- Laurie Coleman, wife of Norm, has hired a lawyer named Earl Gray, who’s described as an “aggressive defender of celebrity clients” and, alternately, “a blend of Indian and Ceylon teas.” [TPMMuckraker]
I’ve always wondered whether “Brownbacking” is kind of like “barebacking” with a full load.
I’m late to this party, but here’s my best effort.
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4b3/330267701_982855.gif
I’m still wearing my “Reporting for Duty” hoody from 2004.
Computer, Earl Gray, hot.
Only Captain Picard can save us now, and possibly his pale gay android, Data.
Laurie Coleman is the final Ceylon !
Somehow this made me laugh outloud:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wri/961515316.html
So does Brownback now have to bribe himself to fill the senate seat?
Have you seen this Earl Grey guy’s credentials? All of his recent cases have involved defending the rapey football players of the great state of Minnesota. Is Laurie finally ready to prosecute Norm for the events that resulted in their marriage?
They named a state after the band Kansas? Weird.
I used to like AmericaBlog back when Aravosis actually researched stories before posting his shrill diatribes.
catsquatch: Your Blingee! is uncluttered and tastefully done. That shit doesn’t fly here. Campbell should have an eye patch and a “GANGSTA” dookie chain. I don’t see a semiauto in her hand, either! I notice a glaring absence of rotating/exploding STARBURSTS in the back ground, also.
Rick Warren? Jeebus, who’s going to recite the poem? Rod McKuen?
Tom Tomorrow: http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2008/12/16/tomo/
Barry, WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Stop pandering to these fucking jesus freaks, there is nothing to gain.
ella: The national anthem will be performed by MC Rove.
Rick Warren- oh, good, I can recycle my booing from the last inaugural- and I thought it was going to be all rainbows and unicorns- and the reflecting pool as the National Toilet.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: What’s funny is that he still manages to be about two days behind everyone else.
Barry’s trolling with Rick Warren. But who is he trolling? TEH LEFT? or Rick and his followers?
Why is Blackwater being let go? I thought that it met it’s quota of dead towelhead women & children. Or is the State Department getting all fussy and refusing to count kids under 6?
It’s Laurie Coleman’s last ditch attempt of achieving celebrity status. Way to lawyer up looser.
ella: No no. Barry will reanimate the corpse of Sylvia Plath as an appropriate counterpoint to Warren’s purpose-driven bullshit.
Why is Blackwater being let go?
Barry’s gonna start the draft!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!
I hope they don’t draft 38 year old naked furries.
What, no Farrakhan?
Rick Warren is the king of douchetards and I will now try to forget that Barry picked him for anything.
… cue Earl Gray teabagging joke in 3, 2 1 …
obfuscator: Whatever turns your crank. I don’t think the black suit really suits Campbell. They ought to have her colors done. Anchors aweigh!
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4b3
Godammit! Why do I even bother coming to work this time of year…
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4b3/330306446_677381.gif
@catsquatch: Faster internet service for surfing the net?
Rick Warren supported Prop 8? Oh, wait — I guess 13-year-olds wouldn’t be marriageable regardless of their gender. Okay, that makes sense now.
catsquatch: Yours is so “dark” and “moody.” I prefer my Blingees outrageously happy…
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/78849863-Campbell-Brown
it would be perfect if Rick Warren coulb be joined by a re-animated Joeseph Smith.
ella: Better still, who’s going to recite from the Koran?
assistant/atlas: Blood squirts from my eyes.
I hope Rev. Wright Youtubes what he would have said. We might get 20 Georgians (the kind from the south, not the good kind) to protest
WTF, Hopey??!!
Rick Warren? Really?
Way to be inclusive! Damn!
I hoped you were different. (Stupid me!)
Too sick (inside) to snark.
assistant/atlas: I’m sure that’s more of what Obfuscator had in mind. Layers of shinee to highlight Campbell’s flawless complexion.
DeLand DeLakes: All those sexytime cases and none of them gayz? Maybe Mrs Norm has a new challenge for Earl Grey and new source of non-football GOP clients
Borat: Blllleeeeeaaacchhhhh. Trust me, I run with Twin Cities homos and there is not a one among them with enough self-loathing to bed Norm. (Ah, the reason for hosting the RNC and bringing tons of self-loathing Log Cabin Republicans to St. Paul is suddenly so clear to me.) It’s a pity that they didn’t hire this sexytime lawyer to help out Normie’s dad while the dirty old man was still alive:
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/GOP_Senator_Norm_Colemans_father_in_0727.html
DeLand DeLakes: You are my hero.
DeLand DeLakes: If you’re 81 years old and still gettin’ it up, especially with the sub-40 crowd, you have a waiver to get laid anywhere you please. My only question is if the pizzera scent is arousing? Maybe we can bottle it? I split with you 50/50, but I get exclusive rights over the trannie crowd.
Indian and Ceylon teas? I always felt that the distinguishing characteristic of Earl Grey was that it is dosed with the oil of bergamot oranges. The Bigelow tea folks even make a Green Earl Gray, but I doubt that that is the one who will be representing Mrs. Coleman.
Earl Grey is popular because it is evil, as I discovered when leaving a plastic spoon in a bag of Todd & Hollands Triple Bergamot for a few minutes and found that it had started to dissolve.
Borat: You should have heard Norm talk about his Dad’s actions- he made it sound like the old dude raped a pony at a child’s birthday party. As for your business proposal: Norm’s dad happened to bang that waitress in the alley of a very popular pizza place, so as long as I get all net profits from non-tranny members of the Twin Cities, you got a deal.