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“The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAME™, a new men’s body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat.” We get the products we deserve. [Burger King FLAME via Gothamist]

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  1. oh perfect, now i dont have to actually has sex in the vat of grease fat from BK, i can just squirt a little on my partner and we’re practically there

  2. I suppose it’s better than McDonald’s scent – acne cream mixed with the tears of an exploited underpaid illegal workforce. I’m loving it.

  3. [re=201200]Serolf Divad[/re]: Many who are pining at work are pining “over.” Their creepy little eyes are peering over the walls of the cubical every five minutes.

  4. Thank you, Science, for making sure we can all smell like Axe Body Wash and tainted beef while we wait a little bit longer for that AIDS vaccine.

  5. Why waste your money on that shit? We’ll all smell like flamebroiled losers in a year or so when BK Grilljockey is the best job left in our terrible economy.

  6. I wonder if that “hint of flame-broiled meat” is the same scent they use in the BK restuarants?
    The scent that suggests that the sandwiches may actually taste like…something, maybe even meat!
    (they don’t)

  7. “Fire Meets Desire” is a terrible label. Now I just think about couples making love in their beds and then the creepy giant-headed Burger King character sneaks in and sets fire to the comforter, laughing maniacally…

  8. Warning: Product may attract horseflies, coyotes and bears. Discontinue use if traveling to remote regions of New Guinea, Fiji or Sumatra. Burger King and its parent corporation, Burger King Holdings Corporation, disclaim all liability for victims of cannibalism in survival situations.

  9. So if I wear this while my wife dresses up in an Arby’s employee outfit is there some sort of super sexual gratification, or does that only come if there is a clown in a yellow outfit in the room watching us do it?

  10. So if Burger King goes under for this stupidity, please don’t tell me we have to bail them out, millions of jobs rely on the Kang, it will lead us into the next great depression, yawn, etc.

  11. [re=201309]Borat[/re]: I can’t even figure out which is more marketing gone stupid. This or SUVs.

    I know maybe we should have W. study the data for a couple months

  12. How about a Sonic’s scent that smells of jailbait on wheels? I’d buy that.

    The Chick-Fil-A scent would probably smell like Utah.

    Anyway, how about bringing back the cheap-o video game dealy where you get to stalk people in a freakish Mardi Gras mask?

  13. [re=201348]Guppy06[/re]: I rather imagine the Chick-Fil-A scent smells like dirty wet socks left in a pile to moulder for about a month. In other words, like Waco.

  14. [re=201397]nolo[/re]: I admit, I was lulled into complacency, caught off guard by the roaring fire, the strawberry, the flickering candles. And then, that horrible horrible thing appeared.

  15. [re=201222]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Win.
    [re=201193]JohnnyMeatworth[/re]: Besides Barney and his bitch, Kay Bailey Hutchison and all the Mekscan trash pickers and teenage zombies for 50 miles will salivate over your presidential gift, also.

  16. [re=201280]nolo[/re]: I know, I know, you warned me not to go there, but I have this awful habit of ignoring good advice.

    So, Lily of the Dumpster will attract women like flies, or just flies, or werewolves perhaps, or… I don’t care to imagine the kind of female who might actually be aroused by this er… tasteful frangrance, but I strongly doubt I’d survive the encounter.

    We Wonketteers are a tolerant and broad minded bunch, but this is seriously warped.

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