Well this is the shadiest sentence ever written: “Located in the heart of DC on embassy road –where all of the embassy’s are.” Hmm, wonder if that’s near Embassy Row, where there are also a lot of embassies? Another major tip-off: “All money will be handled through money wire.” A true plutocrat would never be so tasteless as to mention the word “money,” twice! Obviously, John Edwards is behind this scam. [Craigslist]

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  • friendlynerd

    The Nigerian embassy is being offered personally by the prince, who only needs a wire deposit of $25k to hold this amazing opportunity!

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    Is it the Nigerian embassy, per chance?

  • Dramatist

    Fake. DC has no heart.

  • Freja

    “Powder ” rooms ?

  • Serolf Divad

    I will pay you $10,000 to rent my apartment!!!! Here’s how it works. I’ll send you a check for $30,000. You then deposit that check and right-away write me a check for $20,000. Then you can stay in my fancy D.C. apartment and use the $10,000 you made on fun times in D.C.

  • Doglessliberal

    Oh, good, I will send my money via a “money” wire!

    As opposed to a ____ wire….?

  • bearbait

    Darn! I wanted to do a Nigerian prince joke.

  • SayItWithWookies

    After the real estate collapse, that better be a rent-to-own deal.

  • Servo

    Nice try, Hillary.

  • bearbait

    Can’t…navigate…too much shit on page! Where is the “next” button? Why won’t the big lady quit staring at me?

  • BillyClubb

    The true heart of D.C. is the DuPont Circle area (wink wink, nudge nudge).

  • facehead

    Nigerians, John Edwards, why would anyone think they are responsible?

    The only name that comes to my mind here is Campbell Brown, but I’m not sure why.

  • obfuscator

    “I sent in the ring from my first wedding and Cash4Gold sent me a check for $423 dollars!1!!”

  • Noodle Salad

    Campbell Brown, your investigative skills are needed, stat.

  • johnbpt

    Damn, my one regret about leaving DC is that I’m not there now to rent out my place to nitwits for an astronomical price during Inaugura-Fest.

  • 4tehlulz

    Wow, the Lincoln Bedroom is getting pretty cheap nowadays.

  • Larry McAwful

    I’m offering my place here in Boston for $7,000 during the inauguration. And don’t knock it—the way this thing is shaping up, that’s about as close to DC as you’re going to get. You shouldn’t oughta waited.

  • HipHopOpotamus

    Please note, there’s a 300,005 (because we can all use an extra $5) 3 br/ba listing right below that one, by the same guy. Total rip-off. Even if it is also in the heart of DC – this time, by Capitol Hill -where all the Capitals are.

  • Borat

    Do you accept Zimbabwe Dollars?

  • shortsshortsshorts

    It has a phone number at least…. doth someone dare calleth said number?

  • HipHopOpotamus

    [re=201186]Larry McAwful[/re]: I’m going to counter that offer with my place for a price of $6,999 in Brookline, Bob.

  • BristolPalinsDaughter

    This is obviously what Madoff does to amuse himself while under house arrest.

  • HipHopOpotamus

    Does he accept drawings of 7-legged spiders?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I guess we now know why “W” wouldn’t let Obama stay at the White House early!

  • Meaux

    [re=201207]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: If he doesn’t, make sure he emails your deposited spider back to you!


    So is Jefferson County West Virginia too far out to get in on this action? Hey, its on the Brunswick MARC line.

  • WadISay

    Maybe this is Fred Thompson’s ad, after a little marketing consultation from Karl Rove.

  • cal

    Never give your money to a guy who can’t spell the plural of “embassy.”

  • Craptaculous

    Who flagged it before I could post it on

  • Wonks Adventure

    “you’ve got the spanish embassy … that’s on embassy road. there’s the canadian embassy … that’s on embassy road too. the chinese embassy? that’s on embassy road. there’s the australian embassy … matter of fact, there all in the same area, the embassy complex on embassy road.”

    “oh, the embassy district.”

    “that’s right.”

  • Woodwards Friend

    I think this is the newest big three bailout plan. The auto’s will rent out Dick Shelby’s DC pad to inagural visitors and keep the proceeds.

  • answerbird

    Sounds suspiciously like one of McCain’s places. You can get Cindy to stay the weekend for an extra $10,000.

  • sowbelly

    I called within 15 minutes so I better damn well get the extra sham-wow too.

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