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So Blagojevich tried to shake down Jesse Junior for $25K years ago, and Jesse was all, “I don’t think so,” and then Blaggy somehow made Mrs. Jesse Jackson Junior not get some sweet job, and then he was all, “Now you see what $25,000 is worth, you punk,” and Jesse Junior thought this over, for a couple of years, and then went straight to the U.S. Attorney’s office. Illinois is incredible. [CNN]
A guy who acts like a governor before being governor deserves $25,000.
If there is a Jesus, Blago will appear in court in a customized STOP SNITCHIN tracksuit.
Jesse Jackson Jr. is the hottest Mandingo piece to come down the pike since a certain Barack Obama.
Almost 8 PM. Must.watch.Campbell.Brown.
Yeah, my BS detector is running pretty high on this “Jesse admission”. Sounds like a man trying to save his career as he watches “Candidacy No. 5″ go down the drain.
Carmelo Anthony does not approve.
This all sounds like a Mamet play.
BL: Ahem
Sticks hand out for payment
JJ: Fuck you!
BL: Well I’m gonna fuck over your wife.
JJ: Fuck you, I’m gonna go to the feds.
BL: What the fuck are they gonna fucking do? Arrest me? Hahahahahaha
Fast forward years later
JJ: Blaggy, the Feds just called and they told me to tell you: FUCK YOU!
smellyal8r: He’s not really admitting anything now. It’s coming out because of the investigation.
Seriously, all these armchair Encyclopedia Browns trying to sound intelligent and discuss Illinois politics in the comments are annoying.
Campbell just asked for our comments at cnn.com/campbell. MORE TRUCKNUTZ PLEEZ!!!
OK, so the big ad worked! SUE ME.
I hope CNN is paying at least $10,000 a day to park Campbell Brown here, cuz my “mental anguish” lawsuit is not going to be cheap.
Re JJJ: Reminds me of the old line about “So, where’s James Earl Ray now that we REALLY need him?”
But that was back when O.J. “The Juice Is LOOSE!” Simpson was in the news.
Probably politically incorrect nowadays.
What with Michael Jackson living in Dubai or wherever it is.
I better not catch anyone on the east coast posting anything right now. Campbell Brown is on!
Obviously Barack Hussein Obama is the sinister mastermind behind all of this. I can’t prove anything, but I feel it in my gut.
JJJr is pissed because he didn’t give the $25k and his wife didn’t get the job. I didn’t give the $25k either, and my wife also didn’t get the job. Can we talk class action here? Call me, JJJr. All major credit cards accepted.
…totally off topic; but Jesse Jackson Jr. wife is HOT!!!
AngryBlakGuy: How’s that off-topic? I’d rather do him, but a shag with the Missus in lieu of 25k is not too indecent of a proposal. Or does Blaggy REALLY play for my team. I must hear more!
AngryBlakGuy: yes she is, but in a very “white girl” way.
but still…
AngryBlakGuy: She’s also a Chicago alderman.
http://www.runsandirun.com/
@AngryBlakGuy: that was my first thought upon seeing this post.
side note: PLEASE get campbell brown off my damn computer screen, she’s EVERYWHERE! it’s pissing me off to no end, i’ll never watch her fucking show now.
THANK YOU. Finally some eye candy for the ladies/gay men after all this endless Campbell Brown looming. Can we put JJJr in the background instead please wearing Campbell Brown’s blazer with no shirt underneath?
Wait. That’s David Alan Grier on Chocolate News Network, right? He’s involved?
I wonder what the US Attorney had on Jesse Jackson Jr. That’s how they usually get informants.
Scandalabra: I second that… I was flipping through the channels and I saw the Campbell Brown listing and I was so inexplicabily drawn…
in other news, I hate jj jr.
tsunami: campbell brown is cute, too…but in a
“white girl” way.
STOP SNITCHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
tsunami: I dunno, if you scroll to just the right spot, the “Edit profile” line crosses over Campbell’s face and it looks like she’s got grillz.
@ALIVE!: i totally just tried that & it cracked me the fuck up!
ALIVE!: hmmm. i’m doing something wrong because
i’m not seeing it.
JJJR does nothing for me. He’s got that ‘little-boy face on a grown man’s body. He compares in no way to Obama. No thoughts as to his wife, but i do have a though on Campbell brown messing up the format on my computer. Can she at least where a white suit so she doesn’t swallow half the words?
Campbell Brown is fucking out of control. HAHA this comment box runs right over her boobs.
It’s like CNN is desperately attempting to protect the innocence of a sack of poop with a gun in its hand.
Violenza: That doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the Nekkid Obama on teh Unikornz.
JJJ= J.Jonah Jamison? Where is teh spidey?
CAMPBELL BROWN
WEEKNIGHTS
8PM ET
CNN
the end
What will Blago do in jail without his favorite Paul Mitchell hairbrush?
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2008/12/warning-thickly-haired-rats-spotted-in_16.html
If you use the Adblock Plus add-on for Firefox you can read the drudgereport without the annoying banner ads…
cal: That has been said so many times, even by this pair of shorts, but I cannot blame you. THOSE EYES. THOSE BRAZEN EYES!
Giant Robot: If you add this link to you Ad blocker or in the Microsoft Web Browser to Tools->Internet Options->Privacy->Sites_Address of Website->Block, you can join our protest of the lack of Anderson Cooper advert themes by shutting out Camplbell Brown.
Support the Coop! Down with Brown!
shortsshortsshorts: “pair of shorts” Uhh, mehbe triad of shorts? Mehbe used to be triad of pants?
Better Campbell Brown than Larry King. Think of that.
No, wait.
Don’t.
villageatrois: DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS.
They will ban me again. Then I have to use the third alternative, shortspantsshorts, which totally umm, KILLS STREET CRED. Word, er something.
Isn’t this how it always goes down. The young black man ratting out the older white man. Fight the Power!
AngryBlakGuy:
Hotness is never off topic here. Remember the priorities of Wonkette:
Buttsex
Gin
All other forms of Alcohol
Pot (West Coast division)
Gay Restroom sex
Straight Restroom sex
All other forms of sex
Pandas
Humor
Hatred of all things Paultard
Politics
The upcoming Rapture and Apocalypse
Of course posting on any of those topics will get you immediately banned, but they are not off topic.
(Speaking of which, aren’t we overdue for a purge? Or is Jim holding off until Christmas day?)
This is pretty interesting. I wish there was a sassy brunette who could comment on this, preferably without bias and “bull”. Perhaps on a local cable network, 8PM let’s say. Any ideas where to turn?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Mr. Hutz I know you have been here a long time, but it is not buttsex. It is assfucking.
Thank you.
tsunami: It might not line up properly on every page. When it does, you’ll know.
Can’t think of what Xmas gift for the guy (yes, guy) who has everything, even TRUCKNUTZ? How about a pair of these?
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102729775&c=10100&v=2&vendorDirect=true
shortsshortsshorts: Such such such things shall then not be spake spake spake. I told my wife that there were people banned from Wonkette, and she asked what in the world could they have said that was beyond the bounds thereof?
Well, you kinda see it, but it’s pretty hard to define.
PS: I got her off my case by saying you were banned for cruelty to kittens. Sorry.
ALIVE!: That’s sick. How many jackalopes had to die for those?!
@Campbell Brown: DROP DEAD! That Is All.
I declare a Campell Brown Photo shop contest battle royal
So he’s not such a congressman, more like a highly placed stool pigeon? Why does Wolf keep saying, “We know this is very very sensitive?” like he’s about to fucking circumcise us?
shortsshortsshorts: Whoops. That’s a banning. It was nice knowing you all.
Junior’s wife is smokin’ hot, btw.
Has anybody else fapped to the different ways you can say Blagojevich?
villageatrois: The kittens thing is totally acceptable in any book. Don’t read mine.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: DO NOT GO AWAY EVER.
shortsshortsshorts: Same back at you.
Anyway, I can’t leave now. Apparently Campbell Brown has finally gotten all those letters I’ve been sending, and is now stocking me through Wonkette. I knew she would see that we were meant for each other.
Are you trying to tell me that the lone voice of reason in this crazy world, Jesse Jackson Jr., has been ignored for years? Omaighot. Who has he been ratting to? If it’s anyone with the SEC, you can be fo’ sho’ that nobody listens. Always remember, anti-snitch advocates, JJ Jr isn’t an informer - he is an INFORMANT. Way big diff. Mmm-hmm.
Also, Campbell Brown has been invading my nightmares. Every night, it’s her in cowboy boots riding the corpse of Timmeh. She asks me listen cut the bull, and then I wake up screaming.
Last - I live in Chicago and Imma ’bout sick of the way this city does not remove ice and snow. So I blogged on it. I even gave Daley the Perez treatment, by scribbling in devil horns on his sizable forehead and splooge on his mouth. My revenge is my fun time.
http://mojopo.blogspot.com/2008/12/snowed-in-by-daley-in-chicago.html
It does not suck.
Jackson is a slime bucket — just like his dear old dada.
AngryBlakGuy: That was my thought, such as it was.
Junior’s wife is smokin’ hot, btw.
http://christmasmaster.org/view-free-christmas-music.html
Makeithurt: That’s the word in Hymietown.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I miss the days of endless panda posts. Butterstick was so cute as a young pup.
tiny mexican: I will give Wonkette my Christmas bonus (believe or not, my company is giving one) if that happens.
On topic, when did Jesse Jr marry Karrine “Superhead” Steffans?
Neilist: you cant haz racist
AngryBlakGuy: Umm …. yup. With double sprinkles.
Jesse Jr. looks like Webster had he actually grown up like a normal person.
ManchuCandidate: and Rebecca Pigeon plays Blaggy’s wife?
I’m glad someone else mentioned Jesse’s missus is hot….
And yes, Campbell is cute too, and an astute politacal observer as well, but do we have to have an almost life-size jpeg of her on the right side of the page??? Jesus…..
ManchuCandidate: I actually fell for this when I read it. I’m dumb but it’s real funny.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/12/12/142929/59/901/672355
actually Juniors wife looks a LOT like a certain other Jackson who had a “wardrobe malfunction”… and speaking of wardrobe malfunctions…why can’t our lovely Campbell have one?
frombinarian: from your mouth to god’s ears it should be life size!
Scandalabra: You can make that lawsuit a class action lawsuit because she’s everywhere and the sufferers are legion. I can see the commercials to come: “Are you suffering from palsy, nightsweats, and projectile vomiting every time you see the letters C-N-N? You may be eligible to receive money from Campbell Brown! Call Blagojevich and Blagojevich to see if you have what it takes to be included in this pay-out ordered by the courts. Call today!
Scandalabra: Dude - just block the image with your web browser and kwitcherbitchin.
Does every thread need to be Campbelljacked?