Wonkette
- Ole Blaggy is literally signing bills over Abraham Lincoln’s dead body, in Springfield! [Top of the Ticket]
- Throwy Journalist is being held in Camp Cropper right now, where he is maybe being tortured. [Crooks and Liars]
- Socks the Cat is dying of cancer, making him the only occupant of the Clinton White House that Obama will not bringing back. [NY Daily News]
- Paul Wolfowitz is an adult retard who can neither fill up his car with gas nor nation-build correctly. [Yeas and Nays]
- Prostitute- and irony-enthusiast Eliot Spitzer attended Slate’s fancy contrarian holiday party at a whorehouse formerly called Happy Ending. [HuffPost]
>>Wolfowitz got out of his car, shut his gas tank and left with nary a concern for the damage and drove away.
From Iraq.
All went according to plan until Wolfowitz pulled away, soon realizing that he had left the gas nozzle in his tank. Minor chaos ensued, with the nozzle being yanked loose and snapping off.
Heckuvan exit strategy there, Wolfie.
There was a letter to the editor in the Star Tribune today with some mouth asking what would have happened to Shoe Chucker Mohamed if that had been Saddam Hussein instead of Bush. Ironic No?
Why can’t I scroll down to see Campbell Brown’s lady bits?
Oh, and Wolfowitz is a war criminal.
Re Wolfie and the Gas Pump.
What, no one had any matches?
The grammar Nazi rears his nasty head: “… not bring back …” or “… not be bringing back…”
I want a cookie, and Campbell Brown’s digits.
Would the netroots tolerate a zombie Socks? Look into that Campbell, would you?
Campbell Brown looks like Clay Aiken.
On January 20th. I want Barry to pardon this guy and give him USA Green Card.
It’s no use, Campbell Brown is all over Huffpost, too. Oh, when will this nightmare end!
Socks is dying of cancer?
Oh…if the Clenis had only done something with those cigars besides smoke them!
TGY: When you start signing your checks over to the editors of Wonkette and Huff Po.
You can also send them to my home address. I PWOMISE I will forward dem.
actor212: Clone Socks!
Also, we are all Campbell Brown’s sluts, now.
First daughter Chelsea Clinton adopted Socks in 1991. He’d been a homeless kitten in Little Rock, Ark., and first lived in the governor’s mansion with the Clintons before moving to the White House with the family.
AND socks is 19 years old — that’s a long and storied life for a cat. And after that horrid video, his approval rating is way higher than Barney’s.
TGY: How true. I don’t even have a tv, or designs on any of her ofirificies (sp?).
shortsshortsshorts: Haha, it’s not the ad, it’s the egregious invasiveness of it. Campbell Brown is omnipresent! Hic et ubique! And now I’m reduced to Latin *sob*.
“Confusing Wolfowitz for Wolf Blitzer, he asked us, “Is he the guy on CNN?”
I laughed when I first read this…but now I’m beginning to think the guy has a point…..
I doubt very much that if Wolfowitz was hung by the neck and then left to fully ripen in the sun for a week that you’d be able to tell him apart from Blitzer…
anabellum: “I doubt very much that if Wolfowitz was hung by the neck and then left to fully ripen in the sun for a week that you’d be able to tell him apart from Blitzer…”
or Mooselini.
“Cancer,” ha! The Clinton murder machine claims another victim under suspicious circumstances.
“Socks the Cat is dying of cancer, making him the only occupant of the Clinton White House that Obama will not bringing back”
Au contraire, my friends of little faith!
How dare you suggest that Obama cannot raise a cat from the dead. Infidel!