‘Obama’ Offers Stunning Reply To Change.gov’s Hippie Legions

I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, for Barry.
Why can’t he be high as well?
OH SHIT DOODS I HAVE TO GO TO WORK ER WHATEVER THIS ISN’T GUUD.

Man, you editors are really loving Campbell Brown.

But he’s seriously considering legalizing “a little blow.”

yeah, put those billions of bums to work in the weed factories pickin’ seeds and stems and shit.

[re=199812]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Man, just be happy the Nat’l Review isn’t advertising K Lo with a similar ‘skin’ ad here.

(one shudders at the term)

Oh man, Barry just harshed the entire country’s buzz. That was a serious shutdown line right there.
“President Obama, do you-”
“no.”
“But I just-”
“no, never, go away.”
“But, the choom gang-”
“die.”

Hamsterdams for none, miniature American flags for others, and a retina-searing giantess for Wonkette readers!

[re=199812]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: They wouldn’t have if the New York Times hadn’t called her or something pertaining to her “Smart, sharp,” even though the full sentence was: “Smart, sharp, incisive, non-suicide-inducing… these are adjectives that have never, ever been applied to the vortex of idiocy known as Campbell Brown.”

Barry may not condone it, but I’m still watching his inauguration sky high.

[re=199842]Servo[/re]:
Of? From, Servo, ya sober dumbass! You apparently need a fatty.

O.K., you hear that, loser hippie? Now cut your damn hair and go get a job in a video store.

Too bad, legalize all of it, regulate it, and tax the crap out if it, and we save all the money we are wasting on DEA, elminate tons of crime, and make tons of money to spend on important things. But no mainstream pol can ever say that.

To escape the unbearable scrutiny of Campbell Brown (at least partially):

1. Reduce browser window to less than full screen.
2. Slide window to the right until Ms Brown disappears
3. Use the spacebar to scroll down; Shift-Space Bar moves

I think S (Stoner) Man is from Denton Texas. A place my friend from Denton once called “Mayberry LSD.”

[re=199856]Doglessliberal[/re]:
The politicians don’t seem to have a problem with alcohol, a drug that IS legal and taxed.

[re=199864]V572625694[/re]: That’s good advice. My only problem is that the blinkyflashy ads on the left annoy me even more, and I’m already using the less-than-full-screen trick to hide those. I shouldn’t have to go through so much trouble just to read an otherwise great web site without getting headaches.

I’m glad I’m not a wizard like in Harry Potter, because those poor bastards have to put up with moving photos all over their newspapers all the time. That would drive me crazy.

[re=199826]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
A 57″ Plasma screen isn’t a big enough, er, canvas for K-Overfed. Plus the near universal eye gouging following its debut.

Is there any way we can just see Campbell’s legs?

[re=199861]Larry McAwful[/re]:
The military periodically has a Combined Federal Campaign, which allows sevicemembers to make alloted donations to a charity of their choice. Once, while scanning through the lengthy book of approved charitable organizations, I discovered NORML had made the list. Laughed my Marine ass off, as did the rest of the lab, who were mostly former potheads.

[re=199861]Larry McAwful[/re]: see, that’s the problem. Getting a group of stoned people organized….

Here’s the other problem: As soon as Barry legalizes pot, we’re going to have a shit ton of anti-groups like MABD (Mothers Against Buzzed Driving) and PA (Potheads Anonymous) and people will be fighting with their insurance companies for coverage and then we’ll have weed commercials on teevee.

basically, teh sukk.

Barry better legalize marijuana. Otherwise all the stoners are gonna vote Republican next time. If they remember when the next election is.

What can Campbell Brown do for you!

[re=199889]chascates[/re]: What do I look like, a JCPenny catalog model here?

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