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Former Ohio Congressman Bob Ney, famous for accepting all bribes from Jack Abramoff when he was ripping off those Indians, finished his 30-month prison sentence in August — surprise! — after 17 months in prison. He is now under “supervision” at his Columbus home. But that is no way for a man of leisure to live his life, of course! So it turns out he’s requested a passport, and received one (from a judge!), and now refuses to talk to the press. Looks like we’ve got a runner, America! YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-CO? [WTOV 9]
He just wants a little Rush style vacation in some boy’s ass.
You know, I would be wacking it to the Bush Shoe video, but i can’t because Campell Brown is watching me.
Hey, he is just going back to his wig-maker for an emergency toupee repair.
The one-time member of Republican party leadership hasn’t ruled out a return to public life. The 18th Congressional District is believed to be a prime opportunity for a Republican victory in 2010.
So what’s he planning, exile to South America and a triumphant return in 2010? That’s so Republican.
testing, testing
TaxWallStreet: she’s got a nose job
It’s a fair bet that he’s not planning a trip to France. The Frogs are still pissed about that whole “Freedom Fries” thing.
He’s welcome to sail the seas of the world as a Man without a Country or the Count of Monte Cristo or somesuch.
He’s from the Blago school of hair design.
OMG Jim! You quoted “Super Troopers”! +10 points for obscurity/hilarity combo!
Perhaps the greatest advantage of politics is the ability to cheat, steal, murder, rape, imprison and what not, without any serious repercussions. This is why everyone should go into politics.
@Jim Newell: The Supertroopers reference. NEEice.
His head is a chinchilla.
I think someone from the press caught him with a “ready to fuck” look in an airport bathroom, so he concocted a “I’m just here to leave the country” story to flee any possible embarrassment.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
…I’m betting that he is going to Bangkok or Thailand or some other country with a large population of lady boys.
America…rape it or leave it.
Isn’t this the same fat jackass who renamed French fries to Freedom fries?
It’s the *hair* guy again! There’s gotta be a reason to have a rug that bad. Just can’t think what it might be?
AngryBlakGuy: Damn! You beat me to the pedo/Thailand reference! You stop reading my mind meow, ya hear?
Lascauxcaveman: brain slug
Wait’ll he tries to leave the country and discovers the airlines made a few changes while he was in the slammer. For one thing, a $50 surcharge for his wig.
Is it too late to pull together a Ney/Blago “Hairdos of Shame” 2009 commemorative calendar? Would sell like hotcakes. Or meth.
Lascauxcaveman: You can believe the rumors on Ney’s “hair” are true, but I have it on good authority that Blaggy’s hair is the real deal.
We’re still working on getting him on my show to resign. He’s leaning towards Katie at this time, however. Barbara’s still in the running, too. He’s going to have to move fast, however. At least faster than the Illinois legislature. Clock is ticking, Governor Blagojevich. We don’t pay much for a live resignation after impeachment.
Hugs n’ kisses.
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Deepthroat: …its not my fault, Cambell Brown made me do it!
He speaks Pashto and Dari. Maybe he can get a job as an embedded interpreter with the up and coming Surge.
See, look at that, Brown in 2 comments. What can brown do for you?
Hmm. I wonder if Mr. Freedom Fries, the Nattering Bob Ney of Negativism, has seen the light of his own ancestral origins and will be going to France.
I believe that Ney and Blagojevich are getting their haircuts directly from Osama Bin Laden, which is why the CIA has him on the road for Operation Loaded Comb.
shortsshortsshorts:
unprotoize: What’re you fellers talkin’ about here meow?
He looks like something that just erupted from some guy’s chest cavity.
Aw, geez, look, Campbell is married!
I haven’t been this disappointed since I found out Lindsey Lohan is queer.
I say,
Bob Ney, for president.
You say,
we don’t want to play,
but in realitey,
it’s either him,
or the Palin pooch in 2012,
that is, unless we delve,
into the watery schism of, Taco Bell.
And find that republican champion,
the one who leads us to the golden arch,
and uses words like, swell,
or, even better,
makes movies with monkeys
and is the second character, and is later chosen by the republican party,
to be the savior of the holy earth,
but actually can’t piss without help.
I apologize, I am adversely affected by politics and stupidity, sans reason.
OK all of you folks. Bob Ney works for me full time. He does commentary on many of our radio station and program clients. So, he talks to the press every day. He has taught English in Iran. I asked him to request the passport so he can help us with the most poorest of the poor in a project in Sudan. I am very liberal so stop your yapping and start looking at people as human beings. Ellen Ratner